You have to know what your priorities are. You can't put a price on the fame and glory of being Mr USA or Mr Universe or Mr Olympia.
Your priorities are evident by your lack of success in business, job skills and your so called bodybuilding. I imagine a post-it note on your fridge that reads
My Priorities (by Vince Goodrum)
1. get Vissy off every morning
2. suck Vissy after dinner to save on toothpaste and mouthwash
3. hide the condoms from Vissy so another can't come off inside me
4. make this Sundays weekly Bukake Party the best ever
5. don't clean the trailer
6. don't forget monthly douche to clean out, just in case (not for Vissy though, I still like it dirty)
7. go on Getbig and pretend I am a bodybuilder and personal trainer
8. teach Vissy how to aim so he doesn't get it all over the pillows
9. keep searching for more online certifications