Ii'm so ashamed of myself right now - duped

[Fatpanda]

Don't feel bad Marty.  Tonight I got an email from this chick.  She wanted to see me tonight.  Seemed rather urgent.  I know where she lived cuz I have been with her before.  The bad thing is she is married.  Well anyway she tells me that her husband is at his friends house watching the UFC fight and we should have a few hours.  I broke that bitch in 2 Marty.  I wiped off my jizz on her husbands Tapout T-shirt that was laying on the floor.  She just laughed and said her husband has some gay idea he will be a fighter.  Thinking that the husband would be home I decided to get out of there.  I am not a homewrecker Marty.  The night was young so I stop by this strip club where I go a lot.  I am getting this table dance by this trick when she starts telling me about this dude who came in and wanted to talk about his problems and shit.  I gave her a $50 and went to the back so I could bust her out real quick.  We had a few more drinks that she bought with that guys money and we laughed our asses off. Sorry to hear about your experience.   

lol fantastic post

best i've read in a while.

yours was good too marty 

[devilsmile]

tonight i went to a friends to watch the ufc fight. i am on a special diet now but when i arrived they had pizza delivery there and they talked me into having a few slices. messing up on my diet is only one of the reasons right now i am feeling depressed guys.

after that, on the drive home i needed some alone time before returning home to my wife. i just wanted to clear my head and think about the fun night we had watching the fights. i was also on the hunt for the new pretzel filled mnms they are selling so i drove down a section of town with alot of convenince stores and gas stations that sell candy and on the way i drove by a gentlmen's club with a pretty sign.

i thought it might be nice to sit and have a quite drink in a lounge chair for awhile before going back home to my wife. when i went in they made me pay some money, gave me a poker chip, and put this black ink on top of my hand. i had no idea they were going to do that i was angry but by then it was too late and they told me i needed to have my hand stamped anyway in order to enter.

when i went in i went to the bar to get a drink and this lady walks by and her toes are glowing in the dark i think she had a special paint on them. she sat down next to me and we talked. we got along instantly. right away i felt i could open up to her. the conversation was great. we were even born in the same month of the year  

she suggested we go talk someplace more quiet and i thought that was a good idea since i wanted at first to sit in a lounge chair with my drink. next thing i no this lady behind the bar says i need to pay even more money to do that. i was annoyed but i figured maybe it was a vip room (the rich people sometimes go there for privacy) and so i took my new friend there to. it was crowded so i was willing in order to get a little more peace and quite.

she was so friendly. i told her about some of the problems i was having at home. she really seemed to understand me and to care. at what point she came and sat on my lap. i should have got right up and left, she knew i was married why would she do this to me. but i gave in to the sin of the flesh and stayed seated. at one point i even touched her.  

shortly after that goddam lady behind the bar peeked her ugly head in and asked if i needed more time and i said yes of course i didnt even finished my drink and then she said i would have to pay even more money. at that point my reason prevailed so i got up and left and went to sit back at the bar with my friend. before i even had the chance to tell her i love my wife and to say sorry if i had given her any false signals i noticed a change. she seemed distance. she even started talking to other guys at the bar.

at that point all i could think of was my wife, how her smile lights up are lives and radiates the room.
i had relations with a woman i didnt even no, and i have a permenent stamp on my hand to prove it. its like the book scarlet letter i read in school before. in the morning my wife will find out and i dont no how she will handle it. i cant believe i was such a fool.

haha, another holy man who can't practise what he preaches.

Outed, drop dead, banana head hahaha  

Listen you don't have to be sory... you only live once and she probably does the same shit to you, besides, love is not natural because you look at the other person as above you.. and NOTHING is above you, only you are... you love someone as long as you reach your physical pinacle in lust, like you did there... there are no sins in babalon.

[chaos]

Don't feel bad Marty.  Tonight I got an email from this chick.  She wanted to see me tonight.  Seemed rather urgent.  I know where she lived cuz I have been with her before.  The bad thing is she is married.  Well anyway she tells me that her husband is at his friends house watching the UFC fight and we should have a few hours.  I broke that bitch in 2 Marty.  I wiped off my jizz on her husbands Tapout T-shirt that was laying on the floor.  She just laughed and said her husband has some gay idea he will be a fighter.  Thinking that the husband would be home I decided to get out of there.  I am not a homewrecker Marty.  The night was young so I stop by this strip club where I go a lot.  I am getting this table dance by this trick when she starts telling me about this dude who came in and wanted to talk about his problems and shit.  I gave her a $50 and went to the back so I could bust her out real quick.  We had a few more drinks that she bought with that guys money and we laughed our asses off. Sorry to hear about your experience.   

LMAO! hahahhaahahaa Awesome.

[ThaRealist]

I believe the movie "Dinner For Schmucks" was written about Marty

[Garb316HHH]

Marty you stupid asshole, that's awfull. How could you. You're on a diet and then you go and eat pizza. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[~UN_$ung~]

marty fucking pwns.........

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Don't feel bad Marty.  Tonight I got an email from this chick.  She wanted to see me tonight.  Seemed rather urgent.  I know where she lived cuz I have been with her before.  The bad thing is she is married.  Well anyway she tells me that her husband is at his friends house watching the UFC fight and we should have a few hours.  I broke that bitch in 2 Marty.  I wiped off my jizz on her husbands Tapout T-shirt that was laying on the floor.  She just laughed and said her husband has some gay idea he will be a fighter.  Thinking that the husband would be home I decided to get out of there.  I am not a homewrecker Marty.  The night was young so I stop by this strip club where I go a lot.  I am getting this table dance by this trick when she starts telling me about this dude who came in and wanted to talk about his problems and shit.  I gave her a $50 and went to the back so I could bust her out real quick.  We had a few more drinks that she bought with that guys money and we laughed our asses off. Sorry to hear about your experience.   

Nice work. If you would have added a sentence or two about drinking the guys protein drinks and fixing yourself a sandwhich before you left I would have lolz.

[Palpatine Q]

I's sad that some people's idea of fun is creating a fake person on a website and acting like an idiot

[jtsunami]

tonight i went to a friends to watch the ufc fight. i am on a special diet now but when i arrived they had pizza delivery there and they talked me into having a few slices. messing up on my diet is only one of the reasons right now i am feeling depressed guys.

after that, on the drive home i needed some alone time before returning home to my wife. i just wanted to clear my head and think about the fun night we had watching the fights. i was also on the hunt for the new pretzel filled mnms they are selling so i drove down a section of town with alot of convenince stores and gas stations that sell candy and on the way i drove by a gentlmen's club with a pretty sign.

i thought it might be nice to sit and have a quite drink in a lounge chair for awhile before going back home to my wife. when i went in they made me pay some money, gave me a poker chip, and put this black ink on top of my hand. i had no idea they were going to do that i was angry but by then it was too late and they told me i needed to have my hand stamped anyway in order to enter.

when i went in i went to the bar to get a drink and this lady walks by and her toes are glowing in the dark i think she had a special paint on them. she sat down next to me and we talked. we got along instantly. right away i felt i could open up to her. the conversation was great. we were even born in the same month of the year  

she suggested we go talk someplace more quiet and i thought that was a good idea since i wanted at first to sit in a lounge chair with my drink. next thing i no this lady behind the bar says i need to pay even more money to do that. i was annoyed but i figured maybe it was a vip room (the rich people sometimes go there for privacy) and so i took my new friend there to. it was crowded so i was willing in order to get a little more peace and quite.

she was so friendly. i told her about some of the problems i was having at home. she really seemed to understand me and to care. at what point she came and sat on my lap. i should have got right up and left, she knew i was married why would she do this to me. but i gave in to the sin of the flesh and stayed seated. at one point i even touched her.  

shortly after that goddam lady behind the bar peeked her ugly head in and asked if i needed more time and i said yes of course i didnt even finished my drink and then she said i would have to pay even more money. at that point my reason prevailed so i got up and left and went to sit back at the bar with my friend. before i even had the chance to tell her i love my wife and to say sorry if i had given her any false signals i noticed a change. she seemed distance. she even started talking to other guys at the bar.

at that point all i could think of was my wife, how her smile lights up are lives and radiates the room.
i had relations with a woman i didnt even no, and i have a permenent stamp on my hand to prove it. its like the book scarlet letter i read in school before. in the morning my wife will find out and i dont no how she will handle it. i cant believe i was such a fool.

OMG MARTY NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

there is only one thing to do

[Vince B]

Any dude who notices a girl's toes glowing in the dark deserves whatever he gets in nightclubs.

[Diesel495]

are you f#cking serious marty? why would anyone talk about their problems at home to a stripper who's looking forward to suck your wallet dried? i told this threads to my friends and they all said i'm liar...lol

[Hulkotron]

Was she hot at least Marty?

[JOHN MATRIX]

i thought it might be nice to sit and have a quite drink in a lounge chair for awhile before going back home to my wife. when i went in they made me pay some money, gave me a poker chip, and put this black ink on top of my hand. i had no idea they were going to do that i was angry but by then it was too late and they told me i needed to have my hand stamped anyway in order to enter.

when i went in i went to the bar to get a drink and this lady walks by and her toes are glowing in the dark i think she had a special paint on them. she sat down next to me and we talked. we got along instantly. right away i felt i could open up to her. the conversation was great. we were even born in the same month of the year  

LMAO!!!!

[marty31672]

i went back again tonight
at least on saturday i had a real excuse with the ufc fights but i had to make up a lie to leave home tonight and say i was going to see a late night movie at the mall near were we live
i really need to stop this now so if anybody can help me i would really appreciate it
to were not rich and this is costing me alot of money but i cant help it its to addicting its just like the cigarettes i used to smoke when i was bodybuilding in venice
please pray for me in this time of temptation

[devilsmile]

i went back again tonight
at least on saturday i had a real excuse with the ufc fights but i had to make up a lie to leave home tonight and say i was going to see a late night movie at the mall near were we live
i really need to stop this now so if anybody can help me i would really appreciate it
to were not rich and this is costing me alot of money but i cant help it its to addicting its just like the cigarettes i used to smoke when i was bodybuilding in venice
please pray for me in this time of temptation

what a god damn hypocrite... first you willingly do shit and acknowledge it, and then try to mask it in holy robes...

Atleast be honest about it...


Pray to this, your unholyness.

[Wiggs]

Poor Marty

Stay strong brother...For the love of God don't fall in love with this broad.

[devilsmile]

Poor Marty

Stay strong brother...For the love of God don't fall in love with this broad.

Sex liquids and lust is not love even if he might acknowledge spirit. Passion, that's all.

What he is doing is pure... oh I dare not say the word 

[pellius]

what a god damn hypocrite... first you willingly do shit and acknowledge it, and then try to mask it in holy robes...

Atleast be honest about it...


Pray to this, your unholyness.

God, you're such a sleazy and creepy guy. Because a person isn't perfect and often falls short he should abandon all standards of decency and standards.

You like to brag about how genuine you are because you never far short in your beliefs. Of course you don't, you stand for nothing. You have no standards or values higher than your own narrow, selfish interest and pleasure. It's like bragging that you've eliminated all crime by making everything legal.

You've never answered and always avoid my very simple question. How do you make a living and support yourself?

[devilsmile]

God, you're such a sleazy and creepy guy. Because a person isn't perfect and often falls short he should abandon all standards of decency and standards.

You like to brag about how genuine you are because you never far short in your beliefs. Of course you don't, you stand for nothing. You have no standards or values higher than your own narrow, selfish interest and pleasure. It's like bragging that you've eliminated all crime by making everything legal.

You've never answered and always avoid my very simple question. How do you make a living and support yourself?

No, what I'm saying is, if marty has a base in life which is denying self dissillusion of the christian path, and then he does the complete opposite and feels shit about it, then he should admit that he fucked up and not blame the woman. Marty even went back to her for the second time, he fucked up in his own principles. That's what he should say and not try to hide the truth.

And I have answered your question once I believe, I study business managment for traveling industries and work part time in a "crap" job

Oh and Marty has also preached how we should not make women as objects of desire and lust... and lookie lookie what happent. He's not such a godly being afterall... Maby he's the descent of Cain what you think .. he has that same evil which eve got when satan fucked her and made her conceive the master race.

[~UN_$ung~]

God, you're such a sleazy and creepy guy. Because a person isn't perfect and often falls short he should abandon all standards of decency and standards.

You like to brag about how genuine you are because you never far short in your beliefs. Of course you don't, you stand for nothing. You have no standards or values higher than your own narrow, selfish interest and pleasure. It's like bragging that you've eliminated all crime by making everything legal.

You've never answered and always avoid my very simple question. How do you make a living and support yourself?

he is a fucking creep.............he is such a narrow, adolescent ideologue that he is talking to "marty" as if he is an actual person

he doesnt even get that marty is a ruse, albeit a genius ruse .............he is actually yelling at marty seriously

what a dope

[devilsmile]

he is a fucking creep.............he is such a narrow, adolescent ideologue that he is talking to "marty" as if he is an actual person

he doesnt even get that marty is a ruse, albeit a genius ruse .............he is actually yelling at marty seriously

what a dope

only because he has preached about god seriously to me... only because he has preached about the bad side of lusting to me seriously... only because of that, as if I was a real person.

did you see again? two faced way of thinking happent again.. you should rly drop off the right hand path way of thinking all together also.

[~UN_$ung~]

only because he has preached about god seriously to me... only because he has preached about the bad side of lusting to me seriously... only because of that, as if I was a real person.

did you see again? two faced way of thinking happent again.. you should rly drop off the right hand path way of thinking all together also.

yuk, how could such  a simple joke go so far over a persons head..........


i would lay off the posting until you learn about concepts like irony and sarcasm........it would appear this might take some time with you

[devilsmile]

yuk, how could such  a simple joke go so far over a persons head..........


i would lay off the posting until you learn about concepts like irony and sarcasm........it would appear this might take some time with you

He seemed dead serious... with his other christian bastardness... but if he's joking, he's not funny.

[WillGrant]

This thread is as false as Pammy's tits..it's well known Marty lusts for black cock

[devilsmile]

Willgrant, all these holy crusaders hate women and are afraid of them... it's the religon that drives them NUTS!

marty thinks this is bad because it's lustfull... but he doesn't realise, only he is the lustfull one, not the picture, because it is marty who percives the picture as lusty so it is he who lusts the woman in the picture, hah! Self ownage..... what a c0cksucker

mmmmmh that slut... I'd fuck her like a skizofrenix tyrano suros on steroids!!