Salvatore "the Salvation"

[Devon97]

Salvation,

I am sorry to hear you will no longer be working at GOlds. You baptized that gym into the fundementals of TABATA!

I think you should fill in Quicker Blade to the new job opening in the "agency"

You would rule in LA - even w/ the hair!

[johnnynoname]

Salvation,

I am sorry to hear you will no longer be working at GOlds. You baptized that gym into the fundementals of TABATA!

I think you should fill in Quicker Blade to the new job opening in the "agency"

You would rule in LA - even w/ the hair!

the thing is i realize that I would be a dime a dozen in L.A.

Also, in a sudden turn of events, I took back my resignation (which i can do cuz my manager is a dumbass and forgot that i resigned) and, instead, transfered to another Gold's...unreal

No, I seriously think you need to cut the hair, I would think it scares away most decent looking chicks.

there is SOOOO MUCH hate on the hair in this thread

I challenge you on that Salvatore

dude, i've seen you and I decline cuz you are a legit bigger stud

[ManBearPig...]

Sal's a good guy, and he gives us a great insight into today's modern male.

Now Salva, don't take this personally, as you've been my sex slut on teh boards for a while, but i see a lot of dudes like you out in public now.

1.  in shape, but "skinny"
2.  over tan
3.  pays way too much attention to penis / facial hair
4.  no life skills
5.  lost and searching
6.  invests into stupid shit like iphones every 3 months, yet wonders why he has no money
7.  parental issues

basically, a chick.  i will however go to you if i need nair tips or where to get underoos that make my penis look big.

[dr.chimps]

Sal's a good guy, and he gives us a great insight into today's modern male.

Now Salva, don't take this personally, as you've been my sex slut on teh boards for a while, but i see a lot of dudes like you out in public now.

1.  in shape, but "skinny"
2.  over tan
3.  pays way too much attention to penis / facial hair
4.  no life skills
5.  lost and searching
6.  invests into stupid shit like iphones every 3 months, yet wonders why he has no money
7.  parental issues

basically, a chick.  i will however go to you if i need nair tips or where to get underoos that make my penis look big.

Let's go with a COA Getbig thongy-thingy. 

[johnnynoname]

Sal's a good guy, and he gives us a great insight into today's modern male.

Now Salva, don't take this personally, as you've been my sex slut on teh boards for a while, but i see a lot of dudes like you out in public now.

1.  in shape, but "skinny"
2.  over tan
3.  pays way too much attention to penis / facial hair
4.  no life skills
5.  lost and searching
6.  invests into stupid shit like iphones every 3 months, yet wonders why he has no money
7.  parental issues

basically, a chick.  i will however go to you if i need nair tips or where to get underoos that make my penis look big.

dude, all "internet self effacing" humor aside but you hit it right on the motherfucking nail

that is me

[ManBearPig...]

dude, all "internet self effacing" humor aside but you hit it right on the motherfucking nail

that is me

I just don't know where you'll end up.  I'm 28, not sure how old you are, so i don't know how it pans out for today's "modern male".  Since I got married,  I fell off the face of the earth, sans a couple friends so not sure what the future holds.

[WillGrant]

I just don't know where you'll end up.  I'm 28, not sure how old you are, so i don't know how it pans out for today's "modern male".  Since I got married,  I fell off the face of the earth, sans a couple friends so not sure what the future holds.

Judging by the pics JNN looks mid 30s ?

[chaos]

on this forum, I look "sickly and gay"

but in real life, I'm a FUCKING GOD that girls cream their panties over



btw, ALOT OF HATERZ WILL TRY AND DENY IT BUT YOU KNOW THAT MY LOOK MAKES ALL THE 18 YEAR OLDS AND COUGARS GO NUTZ

You got abs, fucked up looking ones at that.....and a huge head with Robert Smith hair.

[ManBearPig...]

You got abs, fucked up looking ones at that.....and a huge head with Robert Smith hair.

Bullshit.  With painted nails, lipstick, eyeliner and a ton of hair products, Robert Smith looks like Arnold in the original Terminator compared to Salvatore.

[lesaucer]

You got abs, fucked up looking ones at that.....and a huge head with Robert Smith hair.

dont forget the bird face

[chaos]

Bullshit.  With painted nails, lipstick, eyeliner and a ton of hair products, Robert Smith looks like Arnold in the original Terminator compared to Salvatore.

I was only comparing hair........but imagining Sal in lipstick, eyeliner and pale white make up......

[no one]

hey 'sal'- cry to the mods to get my post deleted?

hit a little too close to home eh?

[noworries]

Other than the abs, I gotta tell you that between the odd orange color, mug and ultra skinny body I have no idea what is appealing.  You must makes chicks laugh their heads off.  You got a good postive attiutde about yourself though.

[johnnynoname]

hey 'sal'- cry to the mods to get my post deleted?

hit a little too close to home eh?

I wouldn't do such a thing

as a matter of fact, I'll call out the mods, right here, to reveal why they deleted your post.

Shit, I didn't even notice that it was taken down till you mentioned it.

So, you can point your fat finger at me all you want but I didn't report your post brother- I'm all about the first ammendment

[James Blunt]

Ease up on the tans and do some barbell rows 

[chaos]

Ease up on the tans and do some barbell rows, squats, bench, military press, deadlifts 

[johnnynoname]

btw, for a site full of "Straight, Butch, Manly" men their is ALOT of hair criticism

shit, their is more criticism of my awesome retro hair than my Bruce lee like physique

[The Showstoppa]

btw, for a site full of "Straight, Butch, Manly" men their is ALOT of hair criticism

shit, their is more criticism of my awesome retro hair than my Bruce lee like physique

You do have a physique like Bruce Lee......course he's been dead for 30 yrs.....

[johnnynoname]

You do have a physique like Bruce Lee......course he's been dead for 30 yrs.....

bravo

bravo

[johnnynoname]

so- it is safe to say that i am a male verision of a "butterface"


btw, how funny is it that this is one (of SEVERAL ) attention whoring threads I have and will start

[ManBearPig...]

so- it is safe to say that i am a male verision of a "butterface"


btw, how funny is it that this is one (of SEVERAL ) attention whoring threads I have and will start

I think you need to start a career of applying yourself to "rate me" websites where they give prizes and win.  it's the least we can all do (vote for you).  maybe then you'll get noticed enough to realize your life long dream of being on "Tool academy".

[noworries]

I was wondering how are your teeth.  You never smile and show them.  just wondering if the grill matched the body.

[TEsticles]

[James Blunt]

I was wondering how are your teeth.  You never smile and show them.  just wondering if the grill matched the body.

Speaking of never being shown, hows the progress going with the weight loss?

[dr.chimps]

LOL. Little Buddy.