first off, I agree with chaos that you are a tad on the bitch side...
however I am not sure if he was referring to ripping your actual toenail out.. not that you would have the sand to do that in first place... but don't do that. go see a doctor, and they may make a sort of inverted cut in your nail that will look pretty fucked up for a while, but it will eventually work out. I never had an ingrown nail of that magnitude, but I have known people who have so if it really is that bad just go consult with a doctor.
I actually had an accident one time where my entire big toenail was completely ripped out. I had to go to the doctor who then proceeded to ram the actual nail back into the nail bed... and he told me it may or may not work. if it didn't I would have been stuck with some fucking toecast bullshit apparently cause if it failed there would never be a nail there... but thankfully many months later I was pretty much back to normal.
I cannot stand feet, just thinking about them makes me sick. so please, don't bring this business up again. thanks in advance...