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Re: The AVesher Show---Ross ERstling Tribute
« Reply #75 on: September 10, 2010, 10:44:34 AM »
Are you guys saying Ross has a Harley tat with "Daddy's Boy" inscribed underneath it?

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Re: The AVesher Show---Ross ERstling Tribute
« Reply #76 on: September 10, 2010, 10:44:44 AM »


Ross has to ask his daddy if it's ok first.

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Re: The AVesher Show---Ross ERstling Tribute
« Reply #77 on: September 10, 2010, 10:45:25 AM »
He's probably too busy filming his chest workout ( with a video cam he borrowed from...you guessed it.......His Father  ;D)

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Re: The AVesher Show---Ross ERstling Tribute
« Reply #78 on: September 10, 2010, 10:45:44 AM »
And you think this makes you a "businessman" ??

Your daddy is letting you sell your bullshit supps out of his office and keep whatever money you make for yourself. He probably figures that's better than you asking him for money all the time

Nothing wrong with it....good for you.  But you aren't "in business" by any stretch

Vince Goodrum is more of a "businessman" than you are.....

Supreme Sports Enhancements products are carried in RETAIL STORES nationwide, I sure as hell AM a business man!  In addition, I do ALL of the FORMULATION, MARKETING, and LITERATURE.  We have 3 new products coming this year! :)

My operation is extremely convenient and smooth, but not effortless.
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Re: The AVesher Show---Ross ERstling Tribute
« Reply #79 on: September 10, 2010, 10:47:07 AM »

My operation male to male oral skill is convenient and smooth, but not effortless.

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Re: The AVesher Show---Ross ERstling Tribute
« Reply #80 on: September 10, 2010, 10:59:29 AM »
Disturbia, are you "successful"?  Have you, "made it" on your own??  Dude, shut the fuck up, all of these guys gassing you up are laughing at you behind your back.  Don't worry about what Ross is doing, get your own shit together.  FUCK, this shit is getting RIDICULOUS!

nah I dont have much else to do

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Re: The AVesher Show---Ross ERstling Tribute
« Reply #81 on: September 10, 2010, 10:59:57 AM »
Supreme Sports Enhancements products are carried in RETAIL STORES nationwide, I sure as hell AM a business man!  In addition, I do ALL of the FORMULATION, MARKETING, and LITERATURE.  We have 3 new products coming this year! :)

My operation is extremely convenient and smooth, but not effortless.

I've never heard of them, or you, until a couple of days ago.

who carries your line? be specific and show proof.

I'm sure your dad rolls his eyes when you start popping off about your "business" and the money you make..... ::)  More than likely he wonders when you are going to get a real job and stop injecting yourself full of drugs and selling creatine to 15 year olds out of HIS shop  ;)

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Re: The AVesher Show---Ross ERstling Tribute
« Reply #82 on: September 10, 2010, 11:00:14 AM »
OK, let's make this clear.  My dad has has 30,000 square feet on one floor of the building, an executive wing with offices and a FACTORY.  He has 20 office employees and about 50 factory workers.  Having said that:

Are you using any electricity (A/C. lights, computer, etc.)?
I have an office in his wing, the electric for light and ONE computer are pennies for him.

Any water?
Yes, filtered.

Any Gas?
I pay for my own gas.

The space you occupy, how much a sq. ft. does his usually collect per sq. ft.  If you are as big as you say it must be at a minimal of at least 3000 sq. ft..
My office is one room, that's all that I occupy.  I use my office as storage as well.

How about insurance cost (property and product)?  Covered by my manufacturer.

How about security? No additional cost

Telephone/FAX?
You GOT ME!  I get FREE fax and phone. :)

Cleaning?
I clean my office once a week.

Maintenance?
One office...yea..

Well thanks for answering the questions.  I believe every answer you gave.  Now saying that, unless your office is very very large then I find it pretty hard to believe you are doing any kind of substantial business selling supplements out of one office with not even a shipping department.  So it sounds like you have a business exactly like Caliber Fitness.  Is this correct.  I am trying to figure out how you can do any kind of numbers that would make your supplement business lucrative.  Selling $100 a day (if that) in supps is far from being lucrative unless you live in North Carolina like Goodrum who considers making just enough to buy Klennex to wipe his mouth after some rough sex with Vissy, lucrative.  Where are your shipping facilities.  I mean if you are as successful as you state you really should be a comnsultant charge thousands of dollars an hour like Goodrum and help all the business's in America save money and make more.  Not being a dick here and I beleive you are working out of one office but I can't see the cash flow
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Re: The AVesher Show---Ross ERstling Tribute
« Reply #83 on: September 10, 2010, 11:06:03 AM »
Well thanks for answering the questions.  I believe every answer you gave.  Now saying that, unless your office is very very large then I find it pretty hard to believe you are doing any kind of substantial business selling supplements out of one office with not even a shipping department.  So it sounds like you have a business exactly like Caliber Fitness.  Is this correct.  I am trying to figure out how you can do any kind of numbers that would make your supplement business lucrative.  Selling $100 a day (if that) in supps is far from being lucrative unless you live in North Carolina like Goodrum who considers making just enough to buy Klennex to wipe his mouth after some rough sex with Vissy, lucrative.  Where are your shipping facilities.  I mean if you are as successful as you state you really should be a comnsultant charge thousands of dollars an hour like Goodrum and help all the business's in America save money and make more.  Not being a dick here and I beleive you are working out of one office but I can't see the cash flow

LOLOL...so true.

In one post he says he uses one offce for his whole operation including storage

and in the next he's bragging he's in retail stores NATIONWIDE.......that must be one BIG office  ::)

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Re: The AVesher Show---Ross ERstling Tribute
« Reply #84 on: September 10, 2010, 11:15:21 AM »
Well thanks for answering the questions.  I believe every answer you gave.  Now saying that, unless your office is very very large then I find it pretty hard to believe you are doing any kind of substantial business selling supplements out of one office with not even a shipping department.  So it sounds like you have a business exactly like Caliber Fitness.  Is this correct.  I am trying to figure out how you can do any kind of numbers that would make your supplement business lucrative.  Selling $100 a day (if that) in supps is far from being lucrative unless you live in North Carolina like Goodrum who considers making just enough to buy Klennex to wipe his mouth after some rough sex with Vissy, lucrative.  Where are your shipping facilities.  I mean if you are as successful as you state you really should be a comnsultant charge thousands of dollars an hour like Goodrum and help all the business's in America save money and make more.  Not being a dick here and I beleive you are working out of one office but I can't see the cash flow

i'll tell you, if 'nobody' helped me out with my business the way 'nobody' helps ross - i'd be profiting an extra $40 000.00 a month!!!

maybe i'll give up half my square footage to some young upstart to operate 'overhead free' since it won't cost me anything. ::)

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Re: The AVesher Show---Ross ERstling Tribute
« Reply #85 on: September 10, 2010, 11:37:00 AM »
Well thanks for answering the questions.  I believe every answer you gave.  Now saying that, unless your office is very very large then I find it pretty hard to believe you are doing any kind of substantial business selling supplements out of one office with not even a shipping department.  So it sounds like you have a business exactly like Caliber Fitness.  Is this correct.  I am trying to figure out how you can do any kind of numbers that would make your supplement business lucrative.  Selling $100 a day (if that) in supps is far from being lucrative unless you live in North Carolina like Goodrum who considers making just enough to buy Klennex to wipe his mouth after some rough sex with Vissy, lucrative.  Where are your shipping facilities.  I mean if you are as successful as you state you really should be a comnsultant charge thousands of dollars an hour like Goodrum and help all the business's in America save money and make more.  Not being a dick here and I beleive you are working out of one office but I can't see the cash flow

Bodybuilding.com carries my products and orders about 100-200 bottles every month.  We are also carried in various other retail locations, and you can also buy our products direct.

We have a huge shipping department--my DAD's.
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Re: The AVesher Show---Ross ERstling Tribute
« Reply #86 on: September 10, 2010, 12:00:12 PM »
I started my company almost 4 years ago, I am actually getting in to media/acting, I've got some big shit poppin this year!

Well to be honest, you probably would make it in Hollywood. You have 2 out of 3 things going for you to be a Hollywood star.

#1 you're Jewish
#2 You're a raging homosexual
#3 This one you don't have(good looks). You literally look like a bag of smashed assholes(facial wise). Doesn't mean much in Hollywood though. Most Jews are ugly as fuck.

So by these calculations, you should be a star in no time.

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Re: The AVesher Show---Ross ERstling Tribute
« Reply #87 on: September 10, 2010, 12:48:23 PM »
Well to be honest, you probably would make it in Hollywood. You have 2 out of 3 things going for you to be a Hollywood star.

#1 you're Jewish
#2 You're a raging homosexual
#3 This one you don't have(good looks). You literally look like a bag of smashed assholes(facial wise). Doesn't mean much in Hollywood though. Most Jews are ugly as fuck.

So by these calculations, you should be a star in no time.

in my eyes, the only thing that is truly wrong is 1 and 3

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Re: The AVesher Show---Ross ERstling Tribute
« Reply #88 on: September 10, 2010, 12:50:05 PM »
I think the next Avesher show will be a full tribute to "The Salvation"

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Re: The AVesher Show---Ross ERstling Tribute
« Reply #89 on: September 10, 2010, 12:50:52 PM »
We need Ross's Dad to start posting on getbig.

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Re: The AVesher Show---Ross ERstling Tribute
« Reply #90 on: September 10, 2010, 12:51:12 PM »
HAHAHAH! Don't even FRONT, you know I am one sexy JEW!







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Re: The AVesher Show---Ross ERstling Tribute
« Reply #91 on: September 10, 2010, 12:54:05 PM »
We need Ross's Dad to start posting on getbig.

ok I'll call Ross's dad---someone tell me how to record a conversation on skype and I will do it up

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Re: The AVesher Show---Ross ERstling Tribute
« Reply #92 on: September 10, 2010, 12:55:08 PM »
Bodybuilding.com carries my products and orders about 100-200 bottles every month.  We are also carried in various other retail locations, and you can also buy our products direct.

We have a huge shipping department--my DAD's.

Here is my take on you, man - tell me what you think.

In any business, getting started and surviving the first 2 - 3 years is the hardest part - most businesses fail in that time, because they don't bring enough return to even break even, while generating a whole lot of expenses that the majority of entrepreneurs struggle to pay, and end up doing everything from raising loans to getting new investors just to stay afloat. Even after that time, once the business starts taking off, it is no easy task to expand your productivity and keep generating profits, while juggling all the requisite stuff, from managing your day-to-day affairs to your employees to the marketing and so forth.

In your case, it's good that you are taking proper advantage of your dad's success and his help / support to make your own venture work. BUT you didn't start the business from scratch and get it to where it is today without the kind of help most business people don't get. Your dad has given you tremendous momentum and continues to do so, while also providing you with a whole lot of resources, such as all the stuff you've mentioned.

To me, you are someone who is flying high on borrowed wings and is making a lot of noise about it, for that same reason. If you had reached your current level of operation by yourself, without your dad acting like the genie in the lamp to bail you out every time you needed help, you wouldn't be so obnoxious and classless as you are now.

Yes, you work hard and do a lot yourself, but the way you act and brag about it here makes it obvious that you didn't have to go through any hardships that you had to overcome using your wits and perseverance alone. That is why you come across as a pretentious douchebag here, cause you didn't go through that 'character-forming' phase that makes you eat a lot of humble pie during that time and schools / disciplines you about reality - something you obviously haven't had to survive on your own and which is what breaks most people during that initial phase, making them give up.

Same goes for your physique - it's nothing special for a juicer, but you call yourself a guru, simply because steroids have given you a level of development too quickly that you can never achieve otherwise. And you think that your being able to write stuff about various fitness related topics after borrowing heavily from a whole lot of pre-written literature makes you an expert. But it doesn't. Look at some of the pros that post here - they all know tons more than you and have achieved a lot more, but never show it off. It's because they know their accomplishments speak for themselves.

Only wannabes and attention whores scream loudly for attention - accomplished people don't. Speaking of which, look at a guy like Hazbin, who is self-made and a lot more successful than you - he never makes thread after thread talking about how great he is or how much money he has, even though his physique puts yours to shame and has a lot more $$$ than you.

The funny thing is, the only other guy who has done the EXACT same thing that you are doing here is Derek Anthony, who makes the odd thread now and then, in which he makes himself look like a pretentious loser, gets laughed at and then starts bragging about how all the attention and traffic he's getting from his thread here has helped his business grow, and how smart that makes him.

Long story short, good for you for making the most of what you've been given in life, but stop acting like a retard who feels he has to show off what he has to complete strangers, just to get their attention and respect. Respect in Getbig doesn't come automatically or overnight, but has to be earned over time, just like in life. 

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Re: The AVesher Show---Ross ERstling Tribute
« Reply #93 on: September 10, 2010, 12:55:27 PM »
I think the next Avesher show will be a full tribute to "The Salvation"

om my head will LITERALLY explode if you do it

i would be honored

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Re: The AVesher Show---Ross ERstling Tribute
« Reply #94 on: September 10, 2010, 12:57:50 PM »
i'll tell you, if 'nobody' helped me out with my business the way 'nobody' helps ross - i'd be profiting an extra $40 000.00 a month!!!

maybe i'll give up half my square footage to some young upstart to operate 'overhead free' since it won't cost me anything. ::)

You're not kidding.  Holy shit.  I wish I had anyone to NOT give me anything like his dad.  

Bodybuilding.com carries my products and orders about 100-200 bottles every month.  We are also carried in various other retail locations, and you can also buy our products direct.

We have a huge shipping department--my DAD's.

So now you are saying you are using not only your dads warehouse you are also using his shipping department and personel.  Man, your LIE about you dad not helping you at all and you doing this whole business on you rown has basically been flushed down the toilet.  So NOW that the more intellignet getbioggers have exposed that lie from you what else you have to tell else.  By the way bb.com is the largest online distributor of supplements in the world.  

If they are selling only 100 to 200 bottles of your shit then you are far from making any substantial amolunt of money.  Name three national chain stores that carry your product.  Just three.  If you can't then you are lying again.  We will wait
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Re: The AVesher Show---Ross ERstling Tribute
« Reply #95 on: September 10, 2010, 01:00:06 PM »
We need Ross's Dad to start posting on getbig.

I think he does. ........................ ........... and while in a suit
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Re: The AVesher Show---Ross ERstling Tribute
« Reply #96 on: September 10, 2010, 01:01:07 PM »
I think he does. ........................ ........... and while in a suit

I just fell off my chair laughing---post of the day

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Re: The AVesher Show---Ross ERstling Tribute
« Reply #97 on: September 10, 2010, 01:02:09 PM »
from what i gather from reading bits and pieces of Ross' postings, I can tell that he is under the age of 25, right?

if he isn't.....then, well, that's pretty fucking sad

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Re: The AVesher Show---Ross ERstling Tribute
« Reply #98 on: September 10, 2010, 01:02:39 PM »
He has stated that he is 27.

I turned 30 yesterday!

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Re: The AVesher Show---Ross ERstling Tribute
« Reply #99 on: September 10, 2010, 01:04:52 PM »
He has stated that he is 27.


see, that's close to sad

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