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Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #50 on: September 12, 2010, 02:42:03 PM »

your a living breathing embarrassment.......... :-\ :-\ :-\

a god the 3rd grade education major responds.  Holy macrel seriously just kill yourself and make it easier on your parents.  Shit they have to feed and clothe you and make your bed.  You are wasting them away.  Do them a favor and everyone else just kill yourself.  You even waste bandwidth on here
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Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #51 on: September 12, 2010, 03:00:32 PM »
No brown recluse spider bite, but I have been biten by a wolf spider before.

This was probably one of the ugliest creatures I had ever seen.



"1"

P.S. And yes, I did have to go to the ER for that and was put on fluids and a topical corticosteroid.




what's there not to like about this cuddly little guy?

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Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #52 on: September 12, 2010, 03:29:22 PM »
Again, I can understand a spider bite making you fat, but there's no excuse for poor hygiene.



Anyways, that pic is a couple years old and Keith has been on a diet since, so he should post a new one up and show us how much weight he lost.






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Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #53 on: September 12, 2010, 03:34:44 PM »
Again, I can understand a spider bite making you fat, but there's no excuse for poor hygiene.



Anyways, that pic is a couple years old and Keith has been on a diet since, so he should post a new one up and show us how much weight he lost.






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Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #54 on: September 12, 2010, 03:36:33 PM »
Here you go fellows.


Now don't hate.



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Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #55 on: September 12, 2010, 03:40:58 PM »
Holy shit. I gotta give it to you, yu have balls to call anyone out.  Honest question.  Have you ever in your life step foot in a gym.  And why are you hiding behind a chair.  Oh god the irony that you are calling me out.  And you wonder why this place is a joke.  Jeez dude, I thought you at least were going to post a photo that made it look like you lifted.  Shit, I am really disappointed in you.  Go back to dinner with you mom and dad and stick to the books. 
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Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #56 on: September 12, 2010, 03:41:10 PM »
Again, I can understand a spider bite making you fat, but there's no excuse for poor hygiene.



Anyways, that pic is a couple years old and Keith has been on a diet since, so he should post a new one up and show us how much weight he lost.




Keith is a veteran of the iron game. He doesn't need to justify his current physical condition to you.

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Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #57 on: September 12, 2010, 03:57:00 PM »

Keith is a veteran of the iron game. He doesn't need to justify his current physical condition to you.
Another tard that can't read.


I said his "hygiene" not the fact that he's a fat ass. ::)



Holy shit. I gotta give it to you, yu have balls to call anyone out.  Honest question.  Have you ever in your life step foot in a gym.  And why are you hiding behind a chair.  Oh god the irony that you are calling me out.  And you wonder why this place is a joke.  Jeez dude, I thought you at least were going to post a photo that made it look like you lifted.  Shit, I am really disappointed in you.  Go back to dinner with you mom and dad and stick to the books. 
You could only dream to look like this.

At least I have good hygiene. Hell even poor people can put a clean shirt on and cut their nails.



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Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #58 on: September 12, 2010, 04:06:07 PM »
Holy shit. I will never laugh at any Keith/Spider Bite jokes again. That looks really serious. I definitely can accept that the Spider bite was the catalyst that led to his decline. I only hope he can muster the will power to get back to a healthier weight. I know a guy that got bit by a Brown recluse and he almost lost his arm. It's no laughing matter.

Yeah you know at this point I say alright, he got fat, it's understandable. Now Keith, what are you doing TODAY to get back in shape? What about TOMORROW? Crying over yesterday will do you no good though you will get some sympathy. But I would rather get in ass kicking shape than hear sympathetic people enable me to stay out of shape. Get out there and kick ass and use all that you have been through to keep you going and serve as an inspiration to others!

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Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #59 on: September 12, 2010, 04:20:06 PM »
How does it turn you into a slob ???





the brown recluse can kill you , ya idiot  :-\ 

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Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #60 on: September 12, 2010, 04:48:21 PM »
Another tard that can't read.


I said his "hygiene" not the fact that he's a fat ass. ::)


You could only dream to look like this.

At least I have good hygiene. Hell even poor people can put a clean shirt on and cut their nails.




Dude you honestly can't say you lift.  Yo woudl get laughed out of a real gym.  Where do you go the YWCA.  You are a punk with nothing going for you but the abilithy to type.  I won't evenm bring up what I did when I was your age.  That would put you out of commission cause I would make you look like a newborn baby.  You are a joke and you have to live with that I don't.  You better stay in good with mom and dad cause it doesn't look like you have much going for you so you might as well feed off of them as much as you can.  I swear people like you are a fucking joke and pathetic.  Do you wake up every morning wondering why your life sucks or do you come on Getbig so you can jack off to the photos.  I mean what use are you.  Another kid trying to fit in somewhere he doesn't belong.  I feel bad for you.
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Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #61 on: September 12, 2010, 04:53:46 PM »
Anyways, that pic is a couple years old

Actually, it's from the 2006 Mr Olympia, so that's almost right on 4 years now.

How time flies :o

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Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #62 on: September 12, 2010, 04:56:54 PM »
Keith's a good man , a fat man yes but a good man none the less.

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Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #63 on: September 12, 2010, 05:04:58 PM »
Another tard that can't read.


I said his "hygiene" not the fact that he's a fat ass. ::)


Oh brother, what a metro queer you are to carry on like this.

Don't quit your job at the beauty salon for a pro card yet, sexy.

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Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #64 on: September 12, 2010, 05:27:45 PM »
Hey Trustnoone.....how many people do you owe significant amounts of money too?

Cause Keith will outdo you 100 to 1 in that comparison.

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Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #65 on: September 12, 2010, 05:47:42 PM »
Again, I can understand a spider bite making you fat, but there's no excuse for poor hygiene.



Anyways, that pic is a couple years old and Keith has been on a diet since, so he should post a new one up and show us how much weight he lost.



Why kind of metro queer looks at a man's finger nails, shirt for stains and gives "hygiene" inspections? Keith and I come from a generation where a man didn't primp and preen himself like some phaggot getting ready for a rectum invasion by his boyfriend. After taking a piss at the gym and wanting to wash my hands your the type of homo I see hogging the sink slightly bent over staring into the mirror plucking his eyebrows or making those finishing touches on the metro hair style while your ear rings are shimmering looking like a pre-op tranny.

Look at the fucking gel in your hair and what the hell are you wearing? A plaid sleeve less vest? Did you buy it like that or did you just cut off the sleeves to show your non existent "guns." Awesome action shot BTW where the vest opens up so we can all be treated to your no where to be found gooey midsection. You couldn't look more homo even if you tried.

What kind of perfume do you wear, honey?

Look at you. You got to be fucking kidding me! Guys today are such feminized metro queers it's just downright pathetic. And I just noticed these pics are from your MySpace account. LOL ! I'm sure the bitches are impressed with your kettle bell display. Just another example of the culture decline and ultimate ruin of our society. Hey fag, word of advice: buy a gun and kill something -- preferably yourself. I mean seriously, look at you. You look like a lesbian.



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Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #66 on: September 12, 2010, 06:36:43 PM »
I'm sure funk51 will appreciate your comments. :D




Funny thing is if he would of posted them himself, the same gays ripping on him would of sucked his azz.



And Keith aka sloppy joes, this dork has done more in his life than you could dream of.



Now stick that in your fat throat and choke on it.

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Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #67 on: September 12, 2010, 06:38:37 PM »
the brown recluse can kill you , ya idiot  :-\ 


No shit, Colombo ::)

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Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #68 on: September 12, 2010, 07:30:14 PM »
I'm sure funk51 will appreciate your comments. :D




Funny thing is if he would of posted them himself, the same gays ripping on him would of sucked his azz.



And Keith aka sloppy joes, this dork has done more in his life than you could dream of.



Now stick that in your fat throat and choke on it.

Jesus fuking Christ! Please fag, indulge us. Tell us all you have done in life that Keith can only dream of. Seriously, you really have no idea how much of a fuking lesbian you look like. Even your shapeless arms have a feminine like quality to it.

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Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #69 on: September 12, 2010, 07:30:55 PM »
Jesus fuking Christ! Please fag, indulge us. Tell us all you have done in life that Keith can only dream of. Seriously, you really have no idea how much of a fuking lesbian you look like. Even your shapeless arms have a feminine like quality to it.

lol that's not him.

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Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #70 on: September 12, 2010, 07:39:45 PM »
lol that's not him.
These clowns are too easy ;D

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Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #71 on: September 12, 2010, 07:40:30 PM »
Keith,

When you went from 293 to 399 in 4 months what were you eating?

Just curious what an example of what you ate on a typical day would be.
Keith,

Stop arguing w/ these fools and asnwer my question!

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Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #72 on: September 12, 2010, 07:53:56 PM »
Jesus fuking Christ! Please fag, indulge us. Tell us all you have done in life that Keith can only dream of. Seriously, you really have no idea how much of a fuking lesbian you look like. Even your shapeless arms have a feminine like quality to it.

LMAO, bro you keep walking into these. ;D
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Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #73 on: September 12, 2010, 10:53:06 PM »
i would trade my life for the life Keith has lived. he may be in poor health now, but what he has achieved and  experienced would be enough to say it was a good life.  easy to let mom and dad foot the bills and  have an ok physique for a few years, but Keith had world class strength, and can call some of the most famous people in the world true friends.  if every getbigger in the world sat in a room, noworries is the only one Arnold and Stallone would greet by name. he may be obese now, but he admits it and keeps a positive attidude about the future.

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Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
« Reply #74 on: September 12, 2010, 11:08:39 PM »
While I may not see eye to eye with Keith due to our business dealings I will admit that he has lived a life that most would never...

If you ever have the chance look up some of his stories about going to Las Vegas with his uncle.

Or even think about why he was training for the Olympics.... Its called being an athlete..

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