How can I get my muscles n definition to grow like my fingernails and beard?

[tallgerman]

Seriously id be ripped in a week or 2!

[benchmstr]

Seriously id be ripped in a week or 2!

have you tried removing the fat manually....with a knife and scraper?

bench

[Montague]

External lipid catabolism:

You can literally melt fat from the exterior of your body using a propane torch, but only if you first prime the fat cells by ingesting at least 37oz of laundry detergent inside of a closed garage of the correct temperature, which is regulated by running your car engine for the appropriate length of time.

Make adjustments as needed.
If done properly, you won’t feel a thing in the end.

[benchmstr]

External lipid catabolism:

You can literally melt fat from the exterior of your body using a propane torch, but only if you first prime the fat cells by ingesting at least 37oz of laundry detergent inside of a closed garage of the correct temperature, which is regulated by running your car engine for the appropriate length of time.

Make adjustments as needed.
If done properly, you won’t feel a thing in the end.

ok, stop...i cant keep this up....stop lying to him...

its 42oz of a laundry detergent mixed with cat pee(which makes it 81oz)...while sucking on a garden hose attached to the tail pipe of a running car in a well sealed area...

bench

[Montague]

ok, stop...i cant keep this up....stop lying to him...

its 42oz of a laundry detergent mixed with cat pee(which makes it 81oz)...while sucking on a garden hose attached to the tail pipe of a running car in a well sealed area...

bench

Dammit, don't give away everything...
We paid $80.00 for that seminar!

[benchmstr]

Dammit, don't give away everything...
We paid $80.00 for that seminar!

we should put on our own seminar!!!!!!

bench

[Master Blaster]

have you tried removing the fat manually....with a knife and scraper?

bench

 

[Montague]

we should put on our own seminar!!!!!!

bench

"The 50 Quickest & Easiest Ways to Solve Overpopulation"

[tallgerman]

have you tried removing the fat manually....with a knife and scraper?

bench

Now if I could grow like Bench's back and nose hair.....wooo wee that would be a spectacular!

[tallgerman]

External lipid catabolism:

You can literally melt fat from the exterior of your body using a propane torch, but only if you first prime the fat cells by ingesting at least 37oz of laundry detergent inside of a closed garage of the correct temperature, which is regulated by running your car engine for the appropriate length of time.

Make adjustments as needed.
If done properly, you won’t feel a thing in the end.

Wait the hose goes where on your mom?

[tallgerman]

 

Are those sets of 20 workin yet??

[tallgerman]

I think they should investigate moving back hair from Bench onto his head.  Put hair club for men outa business!

[benchmstr]

Now if I could grow like Bench's back and nose hair.....wooo wee that would be a spectacular!

bench's back hair is lasered off every 2 years.........no nose hair problems to speak of...

bench

[tallgerman]

laser costs how much these days?

[tallgerman]