I remember a story Karl told about his Dad going to Bill Watts' new house, standing on the diving board of the pool, whipping out his member and taking a piss. When Watts freaked out, Killer said something along the lines of "With all the money I've made you, It's my pool, too."
I'm a total mark for stuff like that.
Well, since Karl was going to share it anyway, and there’s no telling when he’ll be back…
Right before his match one night, Karl Sr. took a Hershey Bar out of its rapper and rubbed it between his hands to get it real warm & soft.
He then dropped it down the back of his trunks.
During the match, he whispered to his opponent to give him an ass-bump.
Next, Kox starts selling really funny - squirming about; very comical.
Finally, he gets a confused/concerned look on his face, reaches down the ass side of his trunks to feel around, and pulls out this brown hand!
Well, it was just chocolate, but since the people just saw him take an atomic drop
(and most people don‘t have melted candy bars in their underwear) people thought he’d shit himself.
Now comes the good part.
People’s reaction to the stained hand was already good, but then Kox raises the hand to his face to “study it” closer.
He smells it.
Then, a few seconds later, he tastes it - he actually licked the mess, which threw people into hysterics.
Kox thought it was hilarious and a good heat builder.
Watts fired him on the spot.