Schmoe - what is it - am I a schmoe if...

[Croatch]

you attend the Expo and take pictures of the schmoes?

I have a new camera and can't think of a more entertaining crowd.  Plus, $15 entry may equal many free supplements that don't work.
Are they handing out more free supplements with the new $15 charge to enter?

[Master Blaster]

you attend the Expo and take pictures of the schmoes?

I have a new camera and can't think of a more entertaining crowd.  Plus, $15 entry may equal many free supplements that don't work.
Are they handing out more free supplements with the new $15 charge to enter?

DO IT!!!!!

That could be legenday.   

[johnnynoname]

i would do it just to talk to "booth girls" who wouldn't, normally, give me the time of day because i'm not rich

[mass 04]

you attend the Expo and take pictures of the schmoes?

I have a new camera and can't think of a more entertaining crowd.  Plus, $15 entry may equal many free supplements that don't work.
Are they handing out more free supplements with the new $15 charge to enter?

Only if it is accompanied by a hardcore Creed soundtrack!!!!!!!

[CalvinH]

you attend the Expo and take pictures of the schmoes?

I have a new camera and can't think of a more entertaining crowd.  Plus, $15 entry may equal many free supplements that don't work.
Are they handing out more free supplements with the new $15 charge to enter?

Make sure you wear a sleevless shirt!

[tendonitis]

Do it man!! 

[Master Blaster]

Only if it is accompanied by a hardcore Creed soundtrack!!!!!!!

Top dollar.   

[LatsMcGee]

Get in the mirror and start working on your thumbs up pose, you're going to have to bring your A game. 

[BayGBM]

you attend the Expo and take pictures of the schmoes?

I have a new camera and can't think of a more entertaining crowd.  Plus, $15 entry may equal many free supplements that don't work.
Are they handing out more free supplements with the new $15 charge to enter?

if you are spending money to be in the audience at a muscle show then it is schmoeing! No matter how one tries to justify it. 

[benchmstr]

if you are spending money to be in the audience at a muscle show then it is schmoeing! No matter how one tries to justify it. 

what if you just go to the expo to hook up with random fitness ho's?

bench

[Flexb]

what if you just go to the expo to hook up with random fitness ho's?

bench

Been there done that 

[Croatch]

Looks like I may be hitting up this Expo.
Lookout schmoes, you're about to be outed.

Fitness girls aren't worth the nut in my sack.  All fake bs.  Disgusting human beings with their clenbuterol addiction, fake tits, and warped sense of accomplishment in competing in a show nobody cares about.
 

[willl]

if you are spending money to be in the audience at a muscle show then it is schmoeing! No matter how one tries to justify it. 

my friend you are missing the point again
there is a great difference between a schmoe and a straight fan of bodybuilding

a schmoe is sexually interested in bodybuilders

an attending fan/visitor/bodybuilder/gym rat is interested in bodybuilding and/or fitness, period.

you are watching this whole bbing scene through a gay lens thats why you cant make up the difference between the two of them
infact i believe you just dont want this clear distinction to exist

clear up your head, you're doing this because you feel alone in this world, alone and miserable
the fantasy generalisation thing you got going on in your mind about the whole bbing world being gay will never be

[Lundgren]

what if you just go to the expo to hook up with random fitness ho's?

bench

Going after schmoehoe's is just as bad.

[Army of One]

Anybody want to get some After Party shots/live iphone facetime footage of the freaks so we can laugh at them in real time?

[willl]

Anybody want to get some After Party shots/live iphone facetime footage of the freaks so we can laugh at them in real time?

Not really, no.

To avoid them like pest would be a better way to spend your time.

[Flexb]

I went twice when I was young. Had a blast at 22 years old at the Arnolds. Went again at 27 and it sucked ass. The industry has changed. It's a whole bunch of self appointed guru's, schmoes and butt fukin ugly wannabe fitness models running wild. Back then there were real models, REAL industry people and pro's that actually carried them self like pro's. Now you have grape fruit fukers, nasty girl who think they're actually celebrities and all of these people that look like pie eating contest champs who are apparent industry experts schmoeing it up. It's a disgusting scene. I will never go again.

[Master Blaster]

I went twice when I was young. Had a blast at 22 years old at the Arnolds. Went again at 27 and it sucked ass. The industry has changed. It's a whole bunch of self appointed guru's, schmoes and butt fukin ugly wannabe fitness models running wild. Back then there were real models, REAL industry people and pro's that actually carried them self like pro's. Now you have grape fruit fukers, nasty girl who think they're actually celebrities and all of these people that look like pie eating contest champs who are apparent industry experts schmoeing it up. It's a disgusting scene. I will never go again.

Wow...just wow.  I am litteraly sitting at the computer with tears running down my face.

[benchmstr]

Been there done that 

its the only reason worth going....riding back home on the airplane smelling like patron, and pussy

bench

[Flexb]

Wow...just wow.  I am litteraly sitting at the computer with tears running down my face.

Put it this way. When I went at 27 years old with 2 great friends. We stayed IN our hotel room on the Saturday night and ordered pizza and watched a movie on TV. We went out the 2 nights before and it was mostly guys, schmoes/homo's and the odd nasty chick. This was the Arnold's mind you so in VEgas you will have local people that will hopefully balance out the losers from non losers. If it were solely industry people I would tell you to go somewhere else.

[Mobil]

so true flex.. last pro show i went to was the europa 2007.. had some fag schmoe(skinny with glasses) beg to feel my arms.... i was in shock.........havent been to one since.. we saw a bber getting rubbed down and moaning in the bathroom as well... quite disgusting.. but when i went to  a pro show back in 2001, it was completely different experience....

[benchmstr]

Put it this way. When I went at 27 years old with 2 great friends. We stayed IN our hotel room on the Saturday night and ordered pizza and watched a movie on TV. We went out the 2 nights before and it was mostly guys, schmoes/homo's and the odd nasty chick. This was the Arnold's mind you so in VEgas you will have local people that will hopefully balance out the losers from non losers. If it were solely industry people I would tell you to go somewhere else.

the supplement companies hire a lot of strippers for the olympia expo...

benc

[che]

I did it 

[Flexb]

I did it  

haha, I had a friend at the Arnolds that awful 2nd time I went and he sat there taking pics of some creepy schmoe who was alone sitting down at the entrance outside the main room taking pics of bodybuilders walking by at random. The schmoe saw us laughing and taking pics of him and he bolted.

[Croatch]

I went twice when I was young. Had a blast at 22 years old at the Arnolds. Went again at 27 and it sucked ass. The industry has changed. It's a whole bunch of self appointed guru's, schmoes and butt fukin ugly wannabe fitness models running wild. Back then there were real models, REAL industry people and pro's that actually carried them self like pro's. Now you have grape fruit fukers, nasty girl who think they're actually celebrities and all of these people that look like pie eating contest champs who are apparent industry experts schmoeing it up. It's a disgusting scene. I will never go again.

Exactly why I'm going.  Even at a circus, you can't find such amusing tools.
Everyone on this board will be treated to shots of schmoes by the Croatch.
No charge....except for shots of Lou "mutedeafdumb" Ferrigno