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Branch Warren
« on: September 24, 2010, 07:09:42 AM »
Am I the only one who is completely dumbfounded as to how his Frankenstein physique gets so much credit? How many tears does this dude have anyway?

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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2010, 07:16:10 AM »
Even more confusing is why the heck he keeps training the way he does.???
Makes no sense as everybody can see where it's leading  :-\


His wife is hot as hell anyway, hope she does well in Fitness Olympia



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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2010, 07:25:34 AM »
mass and conditioning.

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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2010, 07:33:00 AM »
Branch finishing in the top 6 of either the Arnold or Olympia is a crime against humanity
Trainwreck bodybuilding at it's finest.

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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2010, 07:36:06 AM »
Am I the only one who is completely dumbfounded as to how his Frankenstein physique gets so much credit? How many tears does this dude have anyway?
You aren't the only one .

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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2010, 07:38:58 AM »
yes but ruhl was placing high as well and he looks disgusting too.

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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2010, 07:41:24 AM »
Am I the only one who is completely dumbfounded as to how his Frankenstein physique gets so much credit? How many tears does this dude have anyway?

• every BB era needs a freaky short guy.  Right now, that's Branch
• judges like to reward those who go all out with supplementation; Branch has done that
• a freaky bodypart helps; Branch has legs
• he has come a long way; judges like to reward that too
• his conditioning is consistently good

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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2010, 08:06:14 AM »
his physique still looks like an abomination.  he should NEVER place ahead of dexter
I dont like twinks.

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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2010, 08:11:06 AM »
his physique still looks like an abomination.  he should NEVER place ahead of dexter

There is a substantial difference between an AESTHETIC physique and an OLYMPIA calibur physique.  This particular contest--the Mr. Olympia, is about having the biggest, hardest, crispest, clearest, and most muscular physique.  Therefore, a physique like Branch Warren's is definitely an Olympia calibur physique, despite lacking the "pretty" factor.
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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2010, 08:16:22 AM »
There is a substantial difference between an AESTHETIC physique and an OLYMPIA calibur physique.  This particular contest--the Mr. Olympia, is about having the biggest, hardest, crispest, clearest, and most muscular physique.  Therefore, a physique like Branch Warren's is definitely an Olympia calibur physique, despite lacking the "pretty" factor.

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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2010, 08:19:42 AM »
Branch would still dwarf and look 100X better than any tough guy on this form without blinking twice.

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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2010, 08:20:32 AM »
There is a substantial difference between an AESTHETIC physique and an OLYMPIA calibur physique.  This particular contest--the Mr. Olympia, is about having the biggest, hardest, crispest, clearest, and most muscular physique.  Therefore, a physique like Branch Warren's is definitely an Olympia calibur physique, despite lacking the "pretty" factor.

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I also scratched my head over some placings from different Olympias in the past, but then I understood this.

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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2010, 08:40:02 AM »
There is a substantial difference between an AESTHETIC physique and an OLYMPIA calibur physique.  This particular contest--the Mr. Olympia, is about having the biggest, hardest, crispest, clearest, and most muscular physique.  Therefore, a physique like Branch Warren's is definitely an Olympia calibur physique, despite lacking the "pretty" factor.
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Paco Bautista should be Mr Olympia then . ::)

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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2010, 08:44:06 AM »
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Paco Bautista should be Mr Olympia then . ::)
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Re: Branch Warren
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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2010, 08:53:34 AM »
FIRST HEART ATTACK ON STAGE

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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2010, 08:54:25 AM »
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Re: Branch Warren
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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #18 on: September 24, 2010, 08:59:27 AM »
Haha ,I have bigger arms than Branch .

He did lose a ton of arm size, tricep injuries.
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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #19 on: September 24, 2010, 09:00:03 AM »
I don't quite get his high placings either.  I think it's funny how they always describe it/him as "rugged, blue collar, working man, etc."  LOL  It's like they're really trying hard to peg his character as the ultimate redneck bodybuilder.  


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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #20 on: September 24, 2010, 09:17:04 AM »
I DONT GET Y HES SUCH AN UGLY BODY  ...WHAT WRONGE WITH HIS CHEST ONE OF THE FEW GUYS WITH A WIDE DEEP CHECT TOP TO BOTTOM, GREAT LEGS, GOOD BACK...ARMS ALITTLE OFF THROUGH INJURYS.....HES JUST SO FREAKY WHEN HE CONTEST TIME....DEFINATELY OLYMPIA CALIBER

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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #21 on: September 24, 2010, 09:50:33 AM »
I don't quite get his high placings either.  I think it's funny how they always describe it/him as "rugged, blue collar, working man, etc."  LOL  It's like they're really trying hard to peg his character as the ultimate redneck bodybuilder.  

They are.  Branch is a "product" and this is called "marketing."   Bah ha ha ha ha ha

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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #22 on: September 24, 2010, 09:53:02 AM »
I don't quite get his high placings either.  I think it's funny how they always describe it/him as "rugged, blue collar, working man, etc."  LOL  It's like they're really trying hard to peg his character as the ultimate redneck bodybuilder.  


It's called the schmoe demographic. It's 90 percent of their audience.

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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #23 on: September 24, 2010, 10:29:30 AM »
 if we put you in a room full of schmoes would we be able to tell you apart from them?  your tall , skinny, dont look like you work out, has almost 1000 posts on a bodybuilding forum

quite ironic isnt it

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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #24 on: September 24, 2010, 10:35:57 AM »
I DONT GET Y HES SUCH AN UGLY BODY  ...WHAT WRONGE WITH HIS CHEST ONE OF THE FEW GUYS WITH A WIDE DEEP CHECT TOP TO BOTTOM, GREAT LEGS, GOOD BACK...ARMS ALITTLE OFF THROUGH INJURYS.....HES JUST SO FREAKY WHEN HE CONTEST TIME....DEFINATELY OLYMPIA CALIBER

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