If you ever want a slew of unsolicited comments, then grow a ...................

[dov]

I like when the moustache is yellowish from the cigarettes....I dip and occasionally end up with dip/spit all stuck in me beard.

It's therapuetic

[James Blunt]

I've never had much luck with my hair. It sucks.

[dov]

Lookin good "Blunt"....looks like that shot taken at The BlueOyster circa 1981

[Parker]

rocking a moustache like its nobodys buisness at 21 would be fun though haha

my mother is hillarious. I remember when I was with my soon to be gf and I was talking to my mother in the phone and I was stupid enough to put her on speaker phone and all of a sudden she says "So have you fucked that little blonde girl yet?"

"I should have told you I have you on speaker"

"you're a fucking dumbass "swede"  

she also sent me a text one night  " "swede" I just fucked one 6"6 n*gg*er that I met at the dance"

I called her up and she said "So now its all of a sudden ok to respond to me text's huh?"
she scared me there for a while lol.

Your mom gets down like that? Swede, I wouldn't tell anybody that, that's some trailer park mess right there. A mom ain't supposed to be telling her grown son who she effed, there is a certain respect privacy that should be afforded.

[spinnis]

Your mom gets down like that? Swede, I wouldn't tell anybody that, that's some trailer park mess right there. A mom ain't supposed to be telling her grown son who she effed, there is a certain respect privacy that should be afforded.

lol, has nothing to do with "trailor trash" we are very open with each other and loves to kid around, which is what she did, it wasn't necessarily a serious question she knew I had her close by and she wanted me to react.


If you dont have a very good relationship with your parents and they aren't funny fuckers I know it could be hard to understand =)
If you think That case has anything to do with respecting privacy then you totally not understand my mothers and my relationship lol.

OH you meant the black dude part? She was KIDDING and forcing me respond to her because I was ignoring her text messages and she knew I would respond to that lol.

[Wiggs]

I just got some razor blades, haven't shaved in a few weeks.

A few times i tried to leave a moustache after i shave, but i'd always get the "pedo-smile", so the moustache would never last for more than 5 minutes.

Pedo-smile:

Pedo-smile....LMAO

[Andy Griffin]

I had a know-it-all aunt who criticized one of my cousins for growing a beard.  She said she would never hire a man with a beard if it were up to her.  He responded that she wouldn't hire Abe Lincoln or Jesus Christ, but would gladly hire Adolf Hitler.  That shut her up for a while, before she started bitching about Olympia results being rigged in the pre-judging.

[scottmarkley]

lol, has nothing to do with "trailor trash" we are very open with each other and loves to kid around, which is what she did, it wasn't necessarily a serious question she knew I had her close by and she wanted me to react.


If you dont have a very good relationship with your parents and they aren't funny fuckers I know it could be hard to understand =)
If you think That case has anything to do with respecting privacy then you totally not understand my mothers and my relationship lol.

OH you meant the black dude part? She was KIDDING and forcing me respond to her because I was ignoring her text messages and she knew I would respond to that lol.

swedes mom