Picked up a fitness chick at the Olympia party - funny story

[DK II]

My friend who was also at the Olympia party picked up a fitness chick at a club (not quite my type, as slightly too muscular for my taste), but with a body that quite a number of guys would like (and the usual fake tits etc). Anyhow, he gets her back, and to cut a long story short, as he is going down on her, he discovers she has the most massive clit he has ever seen in his life! "What the fuck it that!!??"" he asked her. "What do you mean?" she said. "That's my clit". He got over it, and the sex was great apparently, but he is still a bit freaked out about the clit thingy. (Not sure what supplements she was taking, but possibly test, clen, or Winstrol? - if so, then the stories about this making their clits grow might be true

... and then you woke up.

[LatsMcGee]

Did she fuck your friend in the anus with her penoris? 

[Kim Jong Bob]

so we can all agree that gibs is a lier?

[dov]

Your friend sounds like a real jerk-off duchebag....congrats

[MORTALCOIL]

There's nothing funny about that story. It sounds pathetic. I'm disappointed.

[Benito Mutumbo]

Backfire thread.

Gib is a teaspoon.  Living vicariously through his alleged friends.

[~UN_$ung~]

what if GIb's entire post was layered allegory describing a drunken sexual encounter he had with a male friend in Las Vegas...........and the ensuing contentment he felt over the size of his friends cock when he first "unfurled" it from his trousers

[G_Thang]

i find your story highly suspect..............act ually i dont believe it at all




first, your buddy, you guys being im assuming bodybuilders at the olympia.........should know the unique physical "attributes" of muscle chicks......why would that be a suprise


second, no guy not even the BIGGEST asshole would yell out "what the fuck is that" when he is being intimate with a girl, no one is that hurtful

and if a guy did have the balls to yell that out.......the girl would run crying out of the hotel........she wouldnt remain there and fuck him






the story is implausible.........what i would bet happened.........was when he saw how big her clit was he thought "what the hell is that" to himslef

but when he was relating the story back to you , he wanted to sound like a badass............so he SAID the he yelled that to her

at least you are on the money...long-winded.  his story is complete BS. 



erin stern uses something and so do the other fig and fit girls but usage is REAL low. bodies are more cardio n diet.

as normal as the hr or so my 2nd head spent between my girls legs last night.

guys on here bite on any story.  i dont pay attention to 80% of the BS. 

[MORTALCOIL]

at least you are on the money...long-winded.  his story is complete BS.  



erin stern uses something and so do the other fig and fit girls but usage is REAL low. bodies are more cardio n diet.

as normal as the hr or so my 2nd head spent between my girls legs last night.

guys on here bite on any story.  i dont pay attention to 80% of the BS.  

You should really try to write in english once. Then I'd be able to tell if your posts are of some kind of interest. Esperanto is dead, man. Let go.

[G_Thang]

You should really try to write in english once. Then I'd be able to tell if your posts are of some kind of interest. Esperanto is dead, man. Let go.

the day you die for this board i will.

[~UN_$ung~]

the day you die for this board i will.

yes, well that would make a LOT of sense

.....someone asks you to stop speaking in indescribable grunts and meaningless sentence fragments


..........and you say you will only if they commit suicide


seems like a reasonable request...

[G_Thang]

yes, well that would make a LOT of sense

.....someone asks you to stop speaking in indescribable grunts and meaningless sentence fragments


..........and you say you will only if they commit suicide


seems like a reasonable request...

 

long-winded even when the post is short

[Stark]

I easily could have picked up a chick too, but my problem was that whilst I had a few girls that I could easily have had, none really did if for me. I was holding out to find a really hot one, and then finally left it too late and missed out entirely that night and went home, alone, unfortunately.

Not to worry as I got a nice one a few days later

No you misunderstood me I was just wondering why you were implying in the thread title that you picked up a "fitness" chick but later said in your posts that it was your friend.

[The Showstoppa]

Maybe gibs is the "fitness chick" in this story.

[DK II]

Maybe gibs is the "fitness chick" in this story.

I think we have found the solution... 

[Tito24]

[oldman]

Perhaps he did say "what the fuck is that" because it WAS a vagina and he was expecting / wanting a cock to be there!!!

[dyslexic]

Maybe...


someone just 'drunk-posted'-- and that is all?

[gib]

Backfire thread.

How could a thread like this on GetBig not backfire.....

[lastrep]

My friend who was also at the Olympia party picked up a fitness chick at a club (not quite my type, as slightly too muscular for my taste), but with a body that quite a number of guys would like (and the usual fake tits etc). Anyhow, he gets her back, and to cut a long story short, as he is going down on her, he discovers she has the most massive clit he has ever seen in his life! "What the fuck it that!!??"" he asked her. "What do you mean?" she said. "That's my clit". He got over it, and the sex was great apparently, but he is still a bit freaked out about the clit thingy. (Not sure what supplements she was taking, but possibly test, clen, or Winstrol? - if so, then the stories about this making their clits grow might be true

Don't waste our time with you fake bs fantasies.. get a life.

[gib]

get a life.

...says the guy who seems to spend a lot of his own time putting down other people and making negative comments on GetBig (and probably wishes he was at the Olympia himself)...LOL.

[cyp200la]

gib stfu

[Nails]

Does the clit ever return back to normal size after she lays off the gear? or will she always be hung like a 6yr old 

[youandme]

Does the clit ever return back to normal size after she lays off the gear? or will she always be hung like a 6yr old 

No it doesn't shrink once they have stopped the gear. Same with the tits, once those get smaller they don't really come back. If your chick is natural and her tits get smaller from dieting they come back, albeit a little more saggy.

[gib]

Does the clit ever return back to normal size after she lays off the gear? or will she always be hung like a 6yr old 

I am not sure he will do her again as they live in different states. Although if he does do her again, I will ask him to check!