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What if it was ZuckerBrüste?

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Zuckerberg means sugar mountain in German.

I'm going with sugar tits.

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Re: Face book Owner Mark Zuckerberg with Girlfriend
« Reply #152 on: October 12, 2010, 05:18:31 AM »
No doubt I would probably do some stupid shit fora while at least. But then slow dowm and reminding myself of true values.

And if this fucker gpt those values all along then more power to him.

Cant believe people care enought o even fucking complain. HE should fuck someone better looking HE should buy a bigger house HE should donate he should do this and that, he doesn't have to do SHIT.

Swede, welcome to modern America.... :-\

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Re: Face book Owner Mark Zuckerberg with Girlfriend
« Reply #154 on: October 12, 2010, 05:21:52 AM »
HE should buy some shoes.

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Re: Face book Owner Mark Zuckerberg with Girlfriend
« Reply #155 on: October 12, 2010, 05:33:50 AM »

classic getbig thread here!!

lots of getbig  millionares giving advice to a billonare on how to pull hotter.


basically:
"if I were him I would buy the Armani compand and wear a different custom suit everyday as I post on getbig from my private jet while flying over my private island while 9 and 10s caliber chicks are my naked  servants"
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I'm not sure I understand the question. Seems random.

he makes better threads after he has had his morning coffee and takes his morning dump and his asian woman rubs his crappy tats.
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Re: Face book Owner Mark Zuckerberg with Girlfriend
« Reply #158 on: October 12, 2010, 07:23:06 AM »
i doubt you can be happy when u know your hot girlfriend is only there because of the money.

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Re: Face book Owner Mark Zuckerberg with Girlfriend
« Reply #159 on: October 12, 2010, 12:07:11 PM »
People always go back to the "I think like this so he must too!!"

"Money = HOT NEW CHICKS!!!!!"
"Money = BIG ASS HOUSE"
"Money = 34589437598467 cars and 50 million worth of bling bling"



Because they're little people worth nothing trying to be noticed by wrapping bling around them to compensate. They think they're anonymous instantly-forgettable lives will somehow be alleviated if they drive 200k worth of metal and live in a house with 300 rooms. Let's be honest, people only buy these things so others can notice them. If you were the only person on this planet with a pair of eyes, you wouldn't bother as the blind people wouldn't be able to see your 'greatness'.

People with true self-worth wouldn't bother with all this meaningless shit. Hence some billionaires/millionaires live in near anonymity and live very ordinary lives. They know their worth. And I don't mean that in a financial sense.  

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Re: Face book Owner Mark Zuckerberg with Girlfriend
« Reply #160 on: October 12, 2010, 12:46:18 PM »
there is such a thing as a pretty non flashy Asian woman with brains wtf is this kid doing...dumbest billionaire alive...theyll get married shell leave him and take half or more and he will wish she was actually worth it

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Re: Face book Owner Mark Zuckerberg with Girlfriend
« Reply #161 on: October 12, 2010, 12:51:26 PM »
i doubt you can be happy when u know your hot girlfriend is only there because of the money.
What about your plain Jane girlfriend, who you "think" is only there for "who you are"?

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Re: Face book Owner Mark Zuckerberg with Girlfriend
« Reply #162 on: October 12, 2010, 12:54:20 PM »
You own the biggest social network in the world, you went to Harvard, you are 26yrs old, and your worth $6.9 billion dollars and you have this as your GIRLFRIEND  :-\



heard her nickname was hoover enough said. nudge nudge wink wink.
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Re: Face book Owner Mark Zuckerberg with Girlfriend
« Reply #163 on: October 12, 2010, 12:58:40 PM »
959's are fucking gay.  Typical, fucking nerds like Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates would want to fucking own one because they are "rare".  See that's what's so fucking hilarious about these stupid rich geeks.  They had no style or sense performance before they got rich and they've had none since.  I'd take a fucking Toyota Supra twin turbo any day over a fucking Porsche 959.  LMAO..........959.....ho w legendary fucking gay can you get?  Hell I'd take a supped up 1980's Iroc Z over a lame as 959 Porsche.  

You are comparing a car, the Supra, that drives like a fucking bathtub on wheels, handles like trying to steer a fat person through a river of molasses and is only fast in a straight line to a 959 Porsche?

You are fucking retarded.

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Re: Face book Owner Mark Zuckerberg with Girlfriend
« Reply #164 on: October 12, 2010, 01:00:28 PM »
That's why they are in a class of their own :)  They aren't bums......they just don't have a steady source of income and that's why they are such prowling pussy predators.  Smashing and taming every muff they come in contact with.  They might have blown their last $100 bucks on that new pair of True Religion jeans but at the country club tonight they will go home to some slut cougar millionaire with a tight ass and a checkbook who's husband will watch them fuck and suck all night long while he stares at his empty can of viagra and broken penis pump.  

yes, and while that "stud" is banging away at the cougar, her rich husband who cant' stand her wrinkled up pussy is having coke snorted off his dick by 2 19 year olds.

winner:  guy with money.  guy with money always wins.

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Re: Face book Owner Mark Zuckerberg with Girlfriend
« Reply #165 on: October 12, 2010, 01:02:10 PM »
winner:  guy with money.  guy with money always wins.



If by having money, Zuckerburg "won" that heinous she-beast......you can keep it.  ;D

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Re: Face book Owner Mark Zuckerberg with Girlfriend
« Reply #166 on: October 12, 2010, 01:10:00 PM »
If by having money, Zuckerburg "won" that heinous she-beast......you can keep it.  ;D

no, my point was guy with money has "options" that the gym-tan-laundry guido can only dream of.
there's more to being a man than having muscles and fucking married women who can't get fucked by their husbands.
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Re: Face book Owner Mark Zuckerberg with Girlfriend
« Reply #167 on: October 12, 2010, 01:12:31 PM »
You are comparing a car, the Supra, that drives like a fucking bathtub on wheels, handles like trying to steer a fat person through a river of molasses and is only fast in a straight line to a 959 Porsche?

You are fucking retarded.
Exactly... 959, 288 GTO, F40, Supra, Iroc Z, which of these two do not belong...

The 959 had the most advanced AWD system at the time, and was Porsche's first production flat 6 that was liquid cooled, not air cooled. It had a engine that was related to the Le Mans winning 962. It was one of the few cars that was used for rallying and road racing. And did well in both. The 288 GTO Evolutione was produced to race the 959, although it was the F40 that was a direct competitor...

I don't see where a Supra or a modded Iroc Z comes into the picture here...neither go for high 6 figs like the 959, 288 GTO or F40.

As far as being rich, we all have our vices, my one vice would be cars...that's it. I don't dress flashy with a lot of bling, nor would I. It brings attention, the wrong attention. I like to be notice for my qualities...not for the trinkets that one would wear. A few nice watches is good to have, nice suits and ties...but otherwise, my one vice would only be cars.

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Re: Face book Owner Mark Zuckerberg with Girlfriend
« Reply #168 on: October 12, 2010, 01:23:28 PM »
no, my point was guy with money has "options" that the gym-tan-laundry guido can only dream of.
there's more to being a man than having muscles and fucking married women who can't get fucked by their husbands.
Howard Hughes went crazy. Warren Buffett is a boring old man who drives a Lincoln Town Car and is investing in a Chinese battery/car company called BYD (build your dreams), the Sultan of Brunei has a shit load of cars, but can't drive worth a shit, and has no "game" with women. It seems that many of the world's richest men tend to be socially awkward and not the Bruce Wayne, Tony Stark fantasy that we wish we would be if we had that type of loot.

Oddly, those such as Puffy, Jay Z, and others who are multimillionaire tend to be living that fantasy life, yet seem lonely in real life (except Jay who has Beyonce).

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Re: Face book Owner Mark Zuckerberg with Girlfriend
« Reply #169 on: October 12, 2010, 01:26:02 PM »
Howard Hughes went crazy. Warren Buffett is a boring old man who drives a Lincoln Town Car and is investing in a Chinese battery/car company called BYD (build your dreams), the Sultan of Brunei has a shit load of cars, but can't drive worth a shit, and has no "game" with women. It seems that many of the world's richest men tend to be socially awkward and not the Bruce Wayne, Tony Stark fantasy that we wish we would be if we had that type of loot.

Oddly, those such as Puffy, Jay Z, and others who are multimillionaire tend to be living that fantasy life, yet seem lonely in real life (except Jay who has Beyonce).

Got Kim "in your pockets" Porter.  ::)


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Re: Face book Owner Mark Zuckerberg with Girlfriend
« Reply #170 on: October 12, 2010, 02:01:35 PM »
Got Kim "in your pockets" Porter.  ::)


And like 15 others. Honestly, he should have married her, she seems to be just like him...

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Re: Face book Owner Mark Zuckerberg with Girlfriend
« Reply #171 on: October 12, 2010, 02:13:36 PM »
her head game is probably top notch.

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Re: Face book Owner Mark Zuckerberg with Girlfriend
« Reply #172 on: October 12, 2010, 03:09:03 PM »
You are comparing a car, the Supra, that drives like a fucking bathtub on wheels, handles like trying to steer a fat person through a river of molasses and is only fast in a straight line to a 959 Porsche?

You are fucking retarded.

Haha you're a fucking dumbshit who has actually probably never driven anything except your mom's station wagon.  I've driven a Supra twin turbo and it may not handle as well as Porsche but as far as being fun to drive it's in a different league.  When you're cruising down the interstate on an open road or gunning it from a stoplight who the fuck cares about AWD handling?  haha you're probably a fucking geek yourself.  Porsches are some of the ugliest cars around.  The Supra was one of the fastest production cars ever sold in the USA in its price range.  I guess you'd say an old Charger isn't worth owning because it doesn't "handle" very well.  HAHA......what a fag you are!

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Re: Face book Owner Mark Zuckerberg with Girlfriend
« Reply #173 on: October 12, 2010, 03:11:16 PM »
I guess I shouldn't own one because they don't "handle" well.  LMAO!  Fucking geek!

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Re: Face book Owner Mark Zuckerberg with Girlfriend
« Reply #174 on: October 12, 2010, 03:11:58 PM »
heard her nickname was hoover enough said. nudge nudge wink wink.


she is like a dyson vacuum never loses suction  :o