Now this is an owning (of True Adonis)

[pellius]

Truly an inspired piece and worthy of it's own thread for all to appreciate, ponder, and laugh. All we need is for someone to paint those legs green in his front lat spread shot.

I have learned that what you write reflects something inside you


So my conclusion on you True Adonis is :



You call yourself True Adonis cause when you were a kid you were this awkward geek who was called ugly by his parents and other kids.

Your ears are so large and Dumbo, that they render you aerodynamic properties not to mention how you can hear sounds well beyond the human spectrum. They are essentially like mini satellite dishes.

You have parenthesis for legs and carry so little muscle on them that you could paint them green and go as a frog at Halloween.

You always quote or copypaste someone Else's opinion to validate what you are trying t say. That means your low self worth knows no boundaries and you musta been told that you are stupid and worthless as a kid by your parents.

Then there are the somanyIlostcount red flags over the years : loves cookbooks and cooks all the time using recipes, knows a lot about shoes, code of duello, etc etc...all these things scream FAG FAG FAG about yourself

Did I mention you dress your greyhounds in tshirts ? ( or was it you ? anyway ...you resemble one so pardon my assessment )

[The True Adonis]

 

Read that US Constitution yet?  You Conservative Captain Hook looking Shit-Brain.

[Sir Bigness]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[unracked]

Have a sandwich TA and the combover looks pathetic.

[dr.chimps]

Truly an inspired piece and worthy of it's own thread for all to appreciate, ponder, and laugh. All we need is for someone to paint those legs green in his front lat spread shot.

Nice Giacometti. 

[pellius]

Read that US Constitution yet?  You Conservative Captain Hook looking Shit-Brain.

I would tool you in Constitution law (provided you did not have immediate access to google). I actually went to college (UCLA) and don't just copy and past off the internet and shake my head smugly at the unwashed masses while being a spoiled, pampered, prissy, trust fund baby.

I see that the recent ownings exposing you as a phony and poseur has taken it's toll. Maybe you should don your ever so cute chef's apron and bake some crumpets. Then along with some tea you can relax a bit while the lovely Jeezebelle locks in the strap on.

[DK II]

Best sevastase post ever!!

[JimmyJam1974]

I would tool you while tthe lovely Jeezebelle locks in the strap on.

[Vince B]

Modern bodybuilding judging has seen 'conditioning' become so important that dudes like Adonis shed adipose tissue and become mere wimps compared to bulky versions of themselves. We witnessed this phenomenon first in Big Mike Arvilla and even in hapless Vince G CSN MFT PHD. It is one thing to be a big know it all off season and quite another to look good in contest condition.

Naturally, Adonis isn't pleased that he got the Getbig treatment but he really shouldn't turn on guys who know way more than he does about bodybuilding.

[pellius]

Modern bodybuilding judging has seen 'conditioning' become so important that dudes like Adonis shed adipose tissue and become mere wimps compared to bulky versions of themselves. We witnessed this phenomenon first in Big Mike Arvilla and even in hapless Vince G CSN MFT PHD. It is one thing to be a big know it all off season and quite another to look good in contest condition.

Naturally, Adonis isn't pleased that he got the Getbig treatment but he really shouldn't turn on guys who know way more than he does about bodybuilding.

LOL. Props to Vince for keeping things bodybuilding related. 

[phyxsius]

Is it me or TA has this shitty look (face and body) that would make ugly people looked commendable?

[phyxsius]

It's just you

okay thanks

he's one ugly mofo

[Vince B]

There was a time when Adonis had some potential. He knew how to read and could access various studies in exercise science. It appeared that it was just a matter of time before Adonis would show everyone his big, impressive body. That never happened. What we saw was a shell of his former self yet he insists he looks great and was robbed for the Mr Getbig title. Well, what is stopping Adonis with all his knowledge and principles from getting huge? It simply ain't going to happen because he doesn't have the vocabulary. If he did he would be huge and put an end to the knocks in his direction. Surely he is smarter than Goodrum but both appear to be at their peaks and we won't be seeing large muscles on either of them.

[Captain Equipoise]

You know at least unlike half this site Adam actually works out and stays lean, has some class and etiquette and is generally bright and intelligent.

[keanu]

The guy deadlifted 600lbs. Can you?

[DK II]

The guy deadlifted 600lbs. Can you?

Don't forget 225 for 113 times in under 4 minutes.

[unracked]

There was a time when Adonis had some potential. He knew how to read and could access various studies in exercise science. It appeared that it was just a matter of time before Adonis would show everyone his big, impressive body. That never happened. What we saw was a shell of his former self yet he insists he looks great and was robbed for the Mr Getbig title. Well, what is stopping Adonis with all his knowledge and principles from getting huge? It simply ain't going to happen because he doesn't have the vocabulary. If he did he would be huge and put an end to the knocks in his direction. Surely he is smarter than Goodrum but both appear to be at their peaks and we won't be seeing large muscles on either of them.

TA believes that looking like a skeleton will greatly prolong his lifespan. Unfortunately he doesn't understand genetic limitations.

[saucetradomous]

Don't forget 225 for 113 times in under 4 minutes.

Still waiting on that video

[DK II]

Still waiting on that video

TA is still waiting for Spielberg to direct.

[JOHN MATRIX]

yes that was a truly savage owning by the great Romanian Jason Statham.

[Wiggs]

ROTFLMAO......Best ever Sev!!!!!!!!!  Legs like parenthesis is the greatest 

Legendary post

[Matt C]

Despite the owning above being sound, I have to now admit to being a member of TEAM TA.

Why?  Because TA is right about professional bodybuilding being unhealthy, yet bodybuilding principles, applied to a different degree, can actually be quite healthy.  For the past year I just sort of ate as per my appetite and didn't force feed bodybuilding style as I have in the past.  I did this while powerlifting and the end result was being quite strong yet thin, at only around 165-170 or so.  My heart rate and blood pressure both reduced and overall I felt great.

I think TA is also right about there not being a need to gain excessive amounts of fat to bulk.  Even Jay Cutler [who is obviously more extreme] stays lean in the off-season.  I want to be strong and at least carry some size, but I also want to be healthy for the long haul and I think TA is right when he talks about the health benefits of a lower body weight.

[Wiggs]

Despite the owning above being sound, I have to now admit to being a member of TEAM TA.

Why?  Because TA is right about professional bodybuilding being unhealthy, yet bodybuilding principles, applied to a different degree, can actually be quite healthy.  For the past year I just sort of ate as per my appetite and didn't force feed bodybuilding style as I have in the past.  I did this while powerlifting and the end result was being quite strong yet thin, at only around 165-170 or so.  My heart rate and blood pressure both reduced and overall I felt great.

I think TA is also right about there not being a need to gain excessive amounts of fat to bulk.  Even Jay Cutler [who is obviously more extreme] stays lean in the off-season.  I want to be strong and at least carry some size, but I also want to be healthy for the long haul and I think TA is right when he talks about the health benefits of a lower body weight.

Who gives a shit Matt?  This is getbig not getsmall...If he doesn't like it, get the fuck off the board..It's not like he's saying anything groundbreaking....He's spewing common knowledge and a couple people are treating him as if he's a layne norton when he couldn't hold Layne's jock and that aint sayin much...

[Kim Jong Bob]

bwahahahahahahahhhahahha great post by sev

"Your ears are so large and Dumbo, that they render you aerodynamic properties not to mention how you can hear sounds well beyond the human spectrum. They are essentially like mini satellite dishes."

my favorite part bwahahaha

[The True Adonis]

bwahahahahahahahhhahahha great post by sev

"Your ears are so large and Dumbo, that they render you aerodynamic properties not to mention how you can hear sounds well beyond the human spectrum. They are essentially like mini satellite dishes."

my favorite part bwahahaha

Calm down.  The whole thing wasn`t even that funny.  I guess as stupid as people are nowadays, anything will amuse them.  I`d like to know, specifically, why you find that particular fragment hilarious.  It has no effect on me and therefore the humor is kind of lost since the intended target (me) is totally unmoved.  In fact I am indifferent to it.  So it would be good and rather kind of you or anyone else to explain the root of their humor as demonstrated by Sev`s diatribe.