That Calorie is a Calorie Thing

[che]

Case in point, i had this dude come up to me in the gym and ask about cardio and nutrition... etc he then went on to tell me that Dexter Jackson doesnt do cardio, so he doesnt think he has to either LOL... fuggin nuckleheads.

Some people don't need to do cardio .

[The True Adonis]

Monday, Tuesday, wed, thurs..........is 4 days, not "2 or so".....hope this helps.(Somehow I don`t think it will help as you probably won`t understand.  Let me know if additional help is needed)


 

No it isn`t.

Again.
Cake has 8 slices-
Cake is baked at 9 Pm Monday- 2 pieces are eaten.
Tuesday at 9 am- 2 more pieces are eaten.
------------------------------------------------------------Half of the cake is gone and its under 24 hours hold.

Wednesday 9am- 2 more slices are eaten and the cake is still not 48 hours (2 days old) Only 2 pieces remain and the cake is 36 hours old.


Thursday 9am- Last 2 slices of cake are eaten- Cake is just slightly 2 days old as 60 hours or so have elapsed. (as I said, a cake usually lasts us 2 day or so)

Now that is a Max time frame as I may have 2 slices in a 24 hour period or she may or just one of us may, which effectively decreases the above timeline.

Of course the opposite can be true as well and we can lengthen the time the cake lasts if we want.  Cakes also have totally differing caloric amounts as all cakes are not created equal.

[Ursus]

[chaos]

No it isn`t.

Again.
Cake has 8 slices-
Cake is baked at 9 Pm Monday- 2 pieces are eaten.
Tuesday at 9 am- 2 more pieces are eaten.
------------------------------------------------------------Half of the cake is gone and its under 24 hours hold.

Wednesday 9am- 2 more slices are eaten and the cake is still not 48 hours (2 days old) Only 2 pieces remain and the cake is 36 hours old.


Thursday 9am- Last 2 slices of cake are eaten- Cake is just slightly 2 days old as 60 hours or so have elapsed.

Now that is a Max time frame as I may have 2 slices in a 24 hour period or she may or just one of us may, which effectively decreases the above timeline.

Of course the opposite can be true as well and we can lengthen the time the cake lasts if we want.  Cakes also have totally differing caloric amounts as all cakes are not created equal.

*Yawn* 

[The True Adonis]

*Yawn* 

Do you still not understand?


Seriously, what can I do to help you.  I thought the concept was pretty simple to understand.  I guess the whole eating a slice right after baking threw you off.  Thats what we always do.  Why would you want to resist or how could you?  Usually I have to bake a cake every 2-3 days as I have stated.

[chaos]

Do you still not understand?


Seriously, what can I do to help you.  I thought the concept was pretty simple to understand.  I guess the whole eating a slice right after baking threw you off.  Thats what we always do.  Why would you want to resist or how could you?  Usually I have to bake a cake every 2-3 days as I have stated.

You rationalize by breaking it down into hours, when clearly when you made the post you said days.......Mon-Thurs is 4 days, you justify it by breaking it down into "60 or so hours".....not going to get into some little battle with you over it, twinkonis.   LOL @ me, I thought the concept of days was easy to understand.

[The True Adonis]

See above time frame please.  I think you and chaos are hung up on Semantics.  Go by the age of the cake (why wouldn`t you?) , not the turn of the day and you will see that it makes sense.

Another example is lets say your birthday is September 1st and you were born in 1985 and your girlfriend or boyfriend is born October 1st 1986.

On September 5th you will be 25 years old while your girlfriend or boyfriend will still read as being 23 years old despite only being born one year and one month apart (13 months) and not 2 years (24 months) which is how the dates read.

You wouldn`t say you were 2 years older than your girlfriend or boyfriend at this point.  (unless you are incredibly fucking stupid)

Same thing with my cake.  Do you see how this works?

[The True Adonis]

You rationalize by breaking it down into hours, when clearly when you made the post you said days.......Mon-Thurs is 4 days, you justify it by breaking it down into "60 or so hours".....not going to get into some little battle with you over it, twinkonis.  LOL @ me, I thought the concept of days was easy to understand.

I don`t eat by days, I eat by time, which happen to fall on certain days.

For instance, my calories for the next "day" reset at 8 am.   What this means is that from 8 am until 8 am the next day is my time frame to ingest my calories.

For instance, if I am eating 2800 calories:

10 am: I eat 600 calories
3 pm: I eat 1000 calories
9 pm: I eat 400 calories
2 am: (the next day as it reads but obviously not 24 hours of time passage) I eat 800 calories
I have reached my 2800 caloric limit

I cannot eat anymore until at least 8 am

........................ ........................ ........................ ....

Do you see how this works yet?

[Ursus]

Monday-Thursday is 4 days. Sorry.

You fucked up and are not trying to backpeddle especially with your stupid 'hour explanation' You said you eat it in 2 days. Thats means over 2 days not 48hrs numbnuts.

[chaos]

Monday-Thursday is 4 days. Sorry.

You fucked up and are not trying to backpeddle especially with your stupid 'hour explanation' You said you eat it in 2 days. Thats means over 2 days not 48hrs numbnuts.

LOL, days are different for him.

[The True Adonis]

Monday-Thursday is 4 days. Sorry.

You fucked up and are not trying to backpeddle especially with your stupid 'hour explanation' You said you eat it in 2 days. Thats means over 2 days not 48hrs numbnuts.

Jesus Fucking Christ, what do I gotta do to show or teach you.

Seriously, you people really are not bright at all. Even AFTER I laid the whole thing out.

I even gave you an age analogy.  Did you not understand that one either.  Please Scroll up and re-read until you understand. I don`t know what else I can do.  

[The True Adonis]

LOL, days are different for him.

I don`t eat by days, I eat by time, which happen to fall on certain days.

For instance, my calories for the next "day" reset at 8 am.   What this means is that from 8 am until 8 am the next day is my time frame to ingest my calories.

For instance, if I am eating 2800 calories:

10 am: I eat 600 calories
3 pm: I eat 1000 calories
9 pm: I eat 400 calories
2 am: (the next day as it reads but obviously not 24 hours of time passage) I eat 800 calories
I have reached my 2800 caloric limit

I cannot eat anymore until at least 8 am

........................ ........................ ........................ ....

Do you see how this works yet?  This is a way to ensure 2800 calories in a 24 hour period with no deviation.  A lot of people overeat and do not realize because they think like YOU do, in "days" rather than actual time elapsed.

[Ursus]

Jesus Fucking Christ, what do I gotta do to show or teach you.

Seriously, you people really are not bright at all. Even AFTER I laid the whole thing out.

I even gave you an age analogy.  Did you not understand that one either.  Please Scroll up and re-read until you understand. I don`t know what else I can do.  

You are backpeddling so fast you are going to end up in the 1980's

[Rami]

may I suggest 3 main meals with around 40-50g of protein with small amount of carbs and some fats, maybe 30g or more. in between have some protein or whatever you think your body need at the moment.  

Slow digested starchy carbs are best like if you have rice or potato, only have a little, and you need lentils with it, for example, to make it slower. And around 100g fat per day, add olive oil and flax oil to your meals.

if you get enough fat you wont need as much calories from other bulky sources and you will be much more satisfied after each meal, and for a longer time.

[The True Adonis]

You are backpeddling so fast you are going to end up in the 1980's

How? I just told you my exact eating plan/habits.  Do you still not understand the concept of elapsed time in relation to whatever the day reads?


There are only 24 hours in a day you know.  Or did you not know?  

[Harry Spotter]

You are backpeddling so fast you are going to end up in the 1980's

Christ you're dumb.

6000cal cake/2 days/2 people is 1500 cal/day/person, not 3,000 as originally claimed.

[The True Adonis]

may I suggest 3 main meals with around 40-50g of protein with small amount of carbs and some fats, maybe 30g or more. in between have some protein or whatever you think your body need at the moment.  

Slow digested starchy carbs are best like if you have rice or potato, only have a little, and you need lentils with it, for example, to make it slower. And around 100g fat per day, add olive oil and flax oil to your meals.

if you get enough fat you wont need as much calories from other bulky sources and you will be much more satisfied after each meal, and for a longer time.

Boring in my opinion.  I eat for taste and meet my nutritional needs by default as does most everyone.  Its really not that complicated.

[Ursus]

Christ you're dumb.

6000cal cake/2 days/2 people is 1500 cal/day/person, not 3,000 as originally claimed.

And who the hell are you?

[The True Adonis]

Christ you're dumb.

6000cal cake/2 days/2 people is 1500 cal/day/person, not 3,000 as originally claimed.

Exactly.  Couple that with the cake`s time frame and you one can easily see how I do it.

You really have to spell it out for these people as you can see they HAVE to be spoon fed.  Even then, they still don`t understand.

[chaos]

And who the hell are you?

That's Adonis' ball carrier.

LOL @ the rationalization process of some people, but it's expected when the same people think "a calorie is a calorie".

[Ursus]

You said days. Not hours.

Just because I say i do something does not make it true.

Fact is chaos pointed out how he commented he might eat half a cake in a day. Thats up to 3000cals in a day (when you get up until you go to bed generally not some wishy washy nonsense that 24hrs and 2 seconds spands 3 days nonsense).

Absolute nonsense.

[The True Adonis]

That's Adonis' ball carrier.

LOL @ the rationalization process of some people, but it's expected when the same people think "a calorie is a calorie".

Its got zero to do with rationalization.  Its how I eat, its how time works and its how we as a collective species, we document and label time.

Please scroll up and read the examples I gave.  I think I have provided enough information for you to understand.  Once you get it, I think it will be an epiphany.

[Rami]

Boring in my opinion.  I eat for taste and meet my nutritional needs by default as does most everyone.  Its really not that complicated.

I hear what you are saying, but eating for taste can require more discipline if you are insulin resistant or carb sensitive, I'm just saying a more even level of energy could help.

Granted if you master eating for taste you will probably feel more satisfied and it could also help you get your calorei intake right.

Best thing is for each person to experiment I think.

[StickStickly]

Do you still not understand?


Seriously, what can I do to help you.  I thought the concept was pretty simple to understand.  I guess the whole eating a slice right after baking threw you off.  Thats what we always do.  Why would you want to resist or how could you?  Usually I have to bake a cake every 2-3 days as I have stated.

Chaos isn't good with numbers. Adonis, what are your thoughts on sugar free energy drinks. I know you like the pepsi drinks. Have you ever tried Red Bull? I have recently become a fan of them.

[disturbia]

In this thread it appears Adonis has questioned Hazbin's nutrition knowledge and overall intellect

hmmmmmm




and I know for a fact his bank account has at least this many zeros 000000.00

hmmmmmmm  ya he really has no idea I guess about anything