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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #25 on: October 21, 2010, 05:19:43 AM »
are you saying that Ross Cockring's penchant for black cock gave  him the nickname "The Harlem Tunnel" , Lats McGee?

LOL...The Harlem Tunnel...lol
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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #26 on: October 21, 2010, 05:30:16 AM »
My toes have curled so much I'll need an operation to straighten them out.

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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #27 on: October 21, 2010, 05:48:27 AM »
You act like a big asshole up there not funny at all.

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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #28 on: October 21, 2010, 07:06:20 AM »
If we say we like it, will you send out some "Protein Poppers"?  :D
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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #29 on: October 21, 2010, 07:10:16 AM »
I tried to watch this with an open mind and open heart because it does take a lot of courage to do stand up comedy. Far more than posing on stage. When he started off yelling I gritted my teeth determine to endure the entire act. When he lifted up his tank top (oh brother) to show off his abs 40 seconds in I had enough.

I hate you even more.





Haha ;D

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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #30 on: October 21, 2010, 07:14:50 AM »
Couldn't get past 1:35.

I only made it to 1:33.

Ross you should start working legs.

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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #31 on: October 21, 2010, 07:17:05 AM »
I only made it to 1:33.

Ross you should start working legs.

What legs?

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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #32 on: October 21, 2010, 07:17:48 AM »
Saturday Night live is calling.

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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #33 on: October 21, 2010, 07:22:37 AM »
The first minute was painful. I had to turn it off.
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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #34 on: October 21, 2010, 07:27:25 AM »
like a joe piscapo for the 21st century..........with even less talent and likability........(amazing that is humanly possible)

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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #35 on: October 21, 2010, 07:34:40 AM »
Didnt think it was funny. BUT I however give you props for daring to do it.

People do all kinds of crazy stuff on drugs at the same time completely oblivious to how fucking retarded they come off.

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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #36 on: October 21, 2010, 07:39:48 AM »
The funniest part was the lisp.
All he talks about is busting a nut, his shameful endorsement for his supplements and all the while sounding like Cindy Brady on steroids..............

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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #37 on: October 21, 2010, 08:00:25 AM »
You guys simply don't GET THE JOKE! It was a complete ACT, a total caricature of myself! HAHAHA I kept showing my abs!!! That **** was RIDICULOUS!!! CRAZY!! LOL
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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #38 on: October 21, 2010, 08:07:51 AM »
You guys simply don't GET THE JOKE! It was a complete ACT, a total caricature of myself! HAHAHA I kept showing my abs!!! That **** was RIDICULOUS!!! CRAZY!! LOL

That was not funny but this is.  :D



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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #39 on: October 21, 2010, 08:09:45 AM »
You guys simply don't GET THE JOKE! It was a complete ACT, a total caricature of myself! HAHAHA I kept showing my abs!!! That **** was RIDICULOUS!!! CRAZY!! LOL

oooohh! now i get it..LMAO!! LOasdfsadfL!!!!  ::) ::) ::)

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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #40 on: October 21, 2010, 08:20:54 AM »
HHAHAHAH   ::)

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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #41 on: October 21, 2010, 08:26:58 AM »
You guys simply don't GET THE JOKE! It was a complete ACT, a total caricature of myself! HAHAHA I kept showing my abs!!! That **** was RIDICULOUS!!! CRAZY!! LOL

Funniest part is still the lisp.

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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #43 on: October 21, 2010, 08:37:18 AM »
You guys simply don't GET THE JOKE! It was a complete ACT, a total caricature of myself! HAHAHA I kept showing my abs!!! That **** was RIDICULOUS!!! CRAZY!! LOL

Oh... now you've explained it my sides are splitting. This makes all the difference. LMAO, you're fucking hilarious. Haha, and to  think that we thought this was unfunny shit but through this Ross  clarification the joke was on us all along.. Genius.. ROFLMFAO..
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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #44 on: October 21, 2010, 09:09:33 AM »
You guys simply don't GET THE JOKE! It was a complete ACT, a total caricature of myself! HAHAHA I kept showing my abs!!! That **** was RIDICULOUS!!! CRAZY!! LOL

Since you put it that way, I must say, it was pretty hilarious.

I think you should do a mini-tour around the US and use the same act you presented there.

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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #45 on: October 21, 2010, 09:14:19 AM »
Since you put it that way, I must say, it was pretty hilarious.

I think you should do a mini-tour around the US and use the same act you presented there.

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THANK YOU, someone who GETS IT!
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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #47 on: October 21, 2010, 09:23:35 AM »
THANK YOU, someone who GETS IT!

No, Ross, I do get it. It just wasn't funny. I get what you were trying to accomplish. It just didn't come across as funny. Sorry.
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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #48 on: October 21, 2010, 09:25:21 AM »
No, Ross, I do get it. It just wasn't funny. I get what you were trying to accomplish. It just didn't come across as funny. Sorry.

Is that NOT the most NARCISSISTIC display of behavior that you've ever seen?  8)
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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #49 on: October 21, 2010, 09:36:07 AM »
Is that NOT the most NARCISSISTIC display of behavior that you've ever seen?  8)

Oh brother..Like anyone in the audience knows Testosterone is..