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Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
« Reply #150 on: October 25, 2010, 09:32:04 AM »
How much time elapsed from the moment the discs started to spin until the discs reached that configuration for the first time?
Who the fuck cares?

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Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
« Reply #151 on: October 25, 2010, 09:32:56 AM »
I would just like to see the leg workout video.

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Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
« Reply #152 on: October 25, 2010, 09:35:19 AM »
 This brutish-looking guido claims an IQ of 160, which would put him far above your average M.I.T professor(IQ 143) and in the same league as Darwin, Kepler, Kant and Maxwell in intelligence. Well, this is Ross' chance to prove it!!!!!! This problem was published in the Mensa journal and so far over 3,000 Mensans(average IQ 136) have unsuccessfully tried to solve it. This problem was presented to a group consisting of 200 M.I.T and CalTech physics and math professors(average IQ 143) and none could solve the problem. Estimates that 99.997% of the general population cannot solve it.

  The problem has been solved by me and by two others I am aware of. Here is the problem:

 A certain gear system consists of five concentric, superimposed discs: A, B, C, D and E, which are mounted on a solid platform, taken as a stationary reference. The discs have different sizes and spin at different speeds. All the discs spin at constant speed, some clockwise and some counter-clockwise. Each disc has a red dot on it's surface, and initially all these dots are not lined up. At a given moment, all the discs start spinning simultaneously, each at their own speed, without any contact between them. It takes 7 minutes for disc A, 13 minutes for disc B, 17 minutes for disc C, 19 minutes for disc D and 23 minutes for disc E to complete a full 360 degree spin. After a certain time, all discs were aligned, disc A being in the same position it was 2 minutes after it started spinning, disc B being in the same position it was 3 minutes after it started spinning, disc C being in the same position it was 4 minutes after it started spinning, disc D being in the same position it was 7 minutes after it started to spin and disc E being in the same position it was 9 minutes after it started to spin. How much time elapsed from the moment the discs started to spin until the discs reached that configuration for the first time?

  Out of 200 M.I.T math professors none was able to solve this problem, but since Ross has an IQ over a full standard deviation above your typical MIT professor, he should be able to solve it. An IQ of 160 or higher is required to solve this problem. If Ross doesen't publish his answer I will publish it in 5 days.

  If there are other Getbiggers out there who can solve this problem, I am asking you not to publish it because I don't want Ross to have any excuses for why he diidn't solve it.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

  P.S - Ross, don't even try Googling for the answer becuse it is not there. Only three people in the World have solved this problem so far.

So you're saying that you're smarter than 200 MIT and CalTech professors? Damn, that coupled with your ability to snap german shepherd spines while fighting off swat teams makes me believe that Superman really does live among us.

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Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
« Reply #153 on: October 25, 2010, 09:37:31 AM »
So you're saying that you're smarter than 200 MIT and CalTech professors? Damn, that coupled with your ability to snap german shepherd spines while fighting off swat teams makes me believe that Superman really does live among us.

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He wants to call out Ross while claiming the same bullcrap about himself, one of the most brutal backfiring in getbig history.

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Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
« Reply #154 on: October 25, 2010, 09:39:40 AM »
Has he really claimed all that?  :o

I'm afraid to answer. Sucky may send his special ops team to rip my spine out.

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Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
« Reply #155 on: October 25, 2010, 09:44:37 AM »
3 people!!! But how many have broken a german shepards spine with their bare hands?


HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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I think we just found the ninja clan leader who attacked Flex Wheeler!   :o

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Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
« Reply #156 on: October 25, 2010, 09:49:29 AM »
Who are the 3 that successfully solved the problem?

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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #157 on: October 25, 2010, 09:50:41 AM »
They are still massive though.

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Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
« Reply #158 on: October 25, 2010, 09:51:08 AM »
Who are the 3 that successfully solved the problem?

Ron
Lee Priest
José Oquendo

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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #159 on: October 25, 2010, 09:56:17 AM »
In my experience, the guys who have the best legs, are NOT the heaviest squatters. 
I totally agree


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Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
« Reply #160 on: October 25, 2010, 09:57:47 AM »
It's a trick question.

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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #161 on: October 25, 2010, 10:00:37 AM »
"Guys with good legs don't squat", haha now I've heard it all.

Ross Erstling sounds like the kind of guy who snacks on sliced walnuts, raisins, celery sticks, and ruby red grapefruit juice.

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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #162 on: October 25, 2010, 10:11:11 AM »
"Guys with good legs don't squat", haha now I've heard it all.

Ross Erstling sounds like the kind of guy who snacks on sliced walnuts, raisins, celery sticks, and ruby red grapefruit juice.

That's not what I said, MORON. ahahaha you're so dumb it hurts
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Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
« Reply #163 on: October 25, 2010, 10:13:54 AM »
Listen LOSER, I'll post the last page of the psychological evaluation, which is SIGNED by a doctor. 

In addition, an IQ test measures many different aspects of cognitive function, that question you posted would only reveal mathematical ability.  It would confirm nothing about my verbal or performance IQ, silly.
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Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
« Reply #164 on: October 25, 2010, 10:15:05 AM »
Listen LOSER, I'll post the last page of the psychological evaluation, which is SIGNED by a doctor. 

In addition, an IQ test measures many different aspects of cognitive function, that question you posted would only reveal mathematical ability.  It would confirm nothing about my verbal or performance IQ, silly.
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Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
« Reply #165 on: October 25, 2010, 10:15:34 AM »
 This brutish-looking guido claims an IQ of 160, which would put him far above your average M.I.T professor(IQ 143) and in the same league as Darwin, Kepler, Kant and Maxwell in intelligence. Well, this is Ross' chance to prove it!!!!!! This problem was published in the Mensa journal and so far over 3,000 Mensans(average IQ 136) have unsuccessfully tried to solve it. This problem was presented to a group consisting of 200 M.I.T and CalTech physics and math professors(average IQ 143) and none could solve the problem. Estimates that 99.997% of the general population cannot solve it.

  The problem has been solved by me and by two others I am aware of. Here is the problem:

 A certain gear system consists of five concentric, superimposed discs: A, B, C, D and E, which are mounted on a solid platform, taken as a stationary reference. The discs have different sizes and spin at different speeds. All the discs spin at constant speed, some clockwise and some counter-clockwise. Each disc has a red dot on it's surface, and initially all these dots are not lined up. At a given moment, all the discs start spinning simultaneously, each at their own speed, without any contact between them. It takes 7 minutes for disc A, 13 minutes for disc B, 17 minutes for disc C, 19 minutes for disc D and 23 minutes for disc E to complete a full 360 degree spin. After a certain time, all discs were aligned, disc A being in the same position it was 2 minutes after it started spinning, disc B being in the same position it was 3 minutes after it started spinning, disc C being in the same position it was 4 minutes after it started spinning, disc D being in the same position it was 7 minutes after it started to spin and disc E being in the same position it was 9 minutes after it started to spin. How much time elapsed from the moment the discs started to spin until the discs reached that configuration for the first time?

  Out of 200 M.I.T math professors none was able to solve this problem, but since Ross has an IQ over a full standard deviation above your typical MIT professor, he should be able to solve it. An IQ of 160 or higher is required to solve this problem. If Ross doesen't publish his answer I will publish it in 5 days.

  If there are other Getbiggers out there who can solve this problem, I am asking you not to publish it because I don't want Ross to have any excuses for why he diidn't solve it.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

  P.S - Ross, don't even try Googling for the answer becuse it is not there. Only three people in the World have solved this problem so far.

Stick to snapping German shepherds spines with a single blow

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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #166 on: October 25, 2010, 11:09:12 AM »
Thank you

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Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
« Reply #167 on: October 25, 2010, 11:10:40 AM »
 This brutish-looking guido claims an IQ of 160, which would put him far above your average M.I.T professor(IQ 143) and in the same league as Darwin, Kepler, Kant and Maxwell in intelligence. Well, this is Ross' chance to prove it!!!!!! This problem was published in the Mensa journal and so far over 3,000 Mensans(average IQ 136) have unsuccessfully tried to solve it. This problem was presented to a group consisting of 200 M.I.T and CalTech physics and math professors(average IQ 143) and none could solve the problem. Estimates that 99.997% of the general population cannot solve it.

  The problem has been solved by me and by two others I am aware of. Here is the problem:

 A certain gear system consists of five concentric, superimposed discs: A, B, C, D and E, which are mounted on a solid platform, taken as a stationary reference. The discs have different sizes and spin at different speeds. All the discs spin at constant speed, some clockwise and some counter-clockwise. Each disc has a red dot on it's surface, and initially all these dots are not lined up. At a given moment, all the discs start spinning simultaneously, each at their own speed, without any contact between them. It takes 7 minutes for disc A, 13 minutes for disc B, 17 minutes for disc C, 19 minutes for disc D and 23 minutes for disc E to complete a full 360 degree spin. After a certain time, all discs were aligned, disc A being in the same position it was 2 minutes after it started spinning, disc B being in the same position it was 3 minutes after it started spinning, disc C being in the same position it was 4 minutes after it started spinning, disc D being in the same position it was 7 minutes after it started to spin and disc E being in the same position it was 9 minutes after it started to spin. How much time elapsed from the moment the discs started to spin until the discs reached that configuration for the first time?

  Out of 200 M.I.T math professors none was able to solve this problem, but since Ross has an IQ over a full standard deviation above your typical MIT professor, he should be able to solve it. An IQ of 160 or higher is required to solve this problem. If Ross doesen't publish his answer I will publish it in 5 days.

  If there are other Getbiggers out there who can solve this problem, I am asking you not to publish it because I don't want Ross to have any excuses for why he diidn't solve it.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

  P.S - Ross, don't even try Googling for the answer becuse it is not there. Only three people in the World have solved this problem so far.

Iv solved the formula.  Problem is i am not experienced with the type of math required, so i would have to sit here and compute numbers until they match.  I seriously find it hard to believe the people you mentioned were unable to solve something as simple as this.....

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Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
« Reply #168 on: October 25, 2010, 02:26:26 PM »
We are blessed here at Getbig to have a guy like Sucky. > than 160 IQ, ex special forces operater, benches 600 raw and ripper of spines from German Shepards. All this without a lick of proof whatsoever. Geez, where is Dave when you need him?

  Yeah, but I back my shit up. I have actually solved the problem that 200 M.I.T professors couldn't. What about you?

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Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
« Reply #169 on: October 25, 2010, 02:49:14 PM »
He wants to call out Ross while claiming the same bullcrap about himself, one of the most brutal backfiring in getbig history.

  Lmao, how is that backfiring? I have solved the problem and will be presenting the solution in five days if Ross doesen't solve it. There is nothing wrong with claiming something if you can back it up. And by the way, I never claimed that.......

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Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
« Reply #170 on: October 25, 2010, 02:50:24 PM »
Who are the 3 that successfully solved the problem?

  Myself, Chris Langan and Petri Widsten.

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Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
« Reply #171 on: October 25, 2010, 03:08:04 PM »
Iv solved the formula.  Problem is i am not experienced with the type of math required, so i would have to sit here and compute numbers until they match.  I seriously find it hard to believe the people you mentioned were unable to solve something as simple as this.....

  You have not solved it. I bet you didn't even understand the problem. But you can prove me wrong by posting the answer since Ross obviously won't bother. And by the way, it it were a problem of "calculations" - which it isn't - you would develop the math necessary to solve it. This is part of being intelligent. Not knowing math is not an excuse to not solve problems. Newton didn't know the math to solve the problem of calculating the area of a curved area, so he developed calculus to do it.

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Re: *Ross Erstling LIVE Comedy Performance!
« Reply #172 on: October 25, 2010, 03:13:42 PM »
Ross what is the best exercise for legs (size).?

 ;D

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Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
« Reply #173 on: October 25, 2010, 03:14:26 PM »


  The problem has been solved by me and by two others I am aware of. Here is the problem:

  If there are other Getbiggers out there who can solve this problem, I am asking you not to publish it because I don't want Ross to have any excuses for why he diidn't solve it.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

  P.S - Ross, don't even try Googling for the answer becuse it is not there. Only three people in the World have solved this problem so far.

holy fuck! here we have posting on getbig in the form of user name 'suckmymuscle' one of the 3 smartest people in the world!!

ahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahaha
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Re: OPEN CHALLENGE TO ROSS ERSTLING.
« Reply #174 on: October 25, 2010, 03:18:00 PM »
Iv solved the formula.  Problem is i am not experienced with the type of math required, so i would have to sit here and compute numbers until they match.  I seriously find it hard to believe the people you mentioned were unable to solve something as simple as this.....

hey genius. recovered from your 2 year meltdown i see. good for you.

how's dj santos, and your downs stricken looking brother doing?
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