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Gym Monster stories - Post your favorite
« on: October 21, 2010, 11:18:03 AM »
Post your best gym idiot stories...

So I'm in the gym the other day doing my thing and see this guy doing cable crossovers, couldn't been more than 5'7 maybe 140 (no not Lee Priest), has his brand new gear on, sneakers, workout pants, tight spandex underarmor shirt, velcro weight belt and to top this off, had Sunglasses on doing reps of 1-2 on the cable crossovers...

Here I am doing my tricep pushdowns, laughing and just shaking my head.....compared to this guy I was Macus Ruhl, beleive me I wanted to say somethingl but of course kept my mouth shut...

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« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2010, 12:52:37 PM »
prob didnt say anything because he would have smacked the shit out of u :)

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« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2010, 01:00:01 PM »
Post your best gym idiot stories...

So I'm in the gym the other day doing my thing and see this guy doing cable crossovers, couldn't been more than 5'7 maybe 140 (no not Lee Priest), has his brand new gear on, sneakers, workout pants, tight spandex underarmor shirt, velcro weight belt and to top this off, had Sunglasses on doing reps of 1-2 on the cable crossovers...

Here I am doing my tricep pushdowns, laughing and just shaking my head.....compared to this guy I was Macus Ruh, beleive me I wanted to say somethingl but of course kept my mouth shut...

HAHA ok "littleguns"  ::) I bet you are the type of guy who ran angrily to the complaints desk at the local zoo when the "bears this way" sign didnt lead to what you hoped.Gayer than Doogie Howser.

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« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2010, 01:21:22 PM »
lmao to above post...

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« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2010, 05:15:49 PM »
i posted this awhile back............I was training at LIFETIME FITNESS at the time, guy was probably in his mid-50s, skinny-fat outtashape physique, looked like he hadnt worked out for decades, using the cable cross over machine, trying to do side laterals, but the guy was working out with no shirt on, fat gut hanging out, saggy man boobs..........haha classic.

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« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2010, 05:21:15 PM »
I saw 2 guys in Tapout shirts...one was lifting pastel colored dumbbells, and the other was doing 1.2 mph on the treadmill while he watched Okrah.  Gayer than The Art of Being Nick.
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« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2010, 05:23:11 PM »
while i was bench pressing 185lb,  Dude at my gym got under the bench next to me and did 1 rep with 315 then proceeded to load up the bench to 405lbs, with nobody around, he didnt ask for a spot, he just lifted that bar like he has benched 405 for reps all his life, i also lifted my 185lb and proceeded to rep out my 12 reps, When at 1rep i hear the 405lb crush his chest, i see nobody help him, so i dont finish my complete set i go as far as 8reps then walk over to him and ask if he needs help? At this time he was red faced, i lift the bar off him and say YOU ALMOST HAD IT DUDE, he left the gym never saw him again

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« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2010, 05:41:50 PM »
-guys doing dumbbell presses with an 85 and a 95
-short mexicans squating 315 literal 5inch ROM
-a hunchback guy tipped over the leg press
-my workout partner taking the artificial trees into the locker room

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« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2010, 05:58:22 PM »
-guys doing dumbbell presses with an 85 and a 95-short mexicans squating 315 literal 5inch ROM
-a hunchback guy tipped over the leg press
-my workout partner taking the artificial trees into the locker room


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« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2010, 06:03:21 PM »
i posted this awhile back............I was training at LIFETIME FITNESS at the time, guy was probably in his mid-50s, skinny-fat outtashape physique, looked like he hadnt worked out for decades, using the cable cross over machine, trying to do side laterals, but the guy was working out with no shirt on, fat gut hanging out, saggy man boobs..........haha classic.

Got a guy at my lifetime fitness that wears those tank tops with the huge arm openings... has massive amounts of hair all over his body, fat, with no muscle... disgusting.... wish they would hold him down, shave him and put a t shirt on him..

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« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2010, 06:03:40 PM »
HAHA ok "littleguns"  ::) I bet you are the type of guy who ran angrily to the complaints desk at the local zoo when the "bears this way" sign didnt lead to what you hoped.Gayer than Doogie Howser.

Actually not but when your GF texts me saying she wants Anal and when I show up she changes my mind....then yes I get mad.

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« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2010, 06:08:31 PM »
Saw a guy who used to do rack pulls with 500lbs, 1/2 inch range calf raises with 20 plates, and 1/2 inch reps with 7 plates on the T-Bar. 

He tried benching 225 and got planted with it.
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« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2010, 06:21:10 PM »
or how about the guys that load up bars/machines, hoover around them but never attack the weight.

Has one of those tonight, guy in squat rack, ironically only had 225 just kind of hung on it for a while then stripped it and moved on and of course had his Muscletech shirt on...

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« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2010, 06:31:55 PM »
I have seen an idiot wearing sunglasses before. Headphone, sun-glasses, trying to do heavy dumbell curls (with terrible form). I just felt sorry for the guy. He trained often too - I saw him nearly every day, until he just stopped coming.

Also, I once saw a guy who was working out literally in just a pair of underpants. When he was asked about it, he said "at the last gym I worked out at, everyone did that - who cares what you wear when you work out". This guy was huge and super strong, so no-one gave him a hard time, but I guess his underpants fashion statement did not catch on as he started wearing normal clothes after a few more workouts.

What else - I have seen numerous gays who stand my the mirror in the changing rooms, naked, and a few who use the hairdryer to blowdry thier cocks, glacing around hoping someone is watching.


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« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2010, 08:35:13 PM »
Saw a guy practically crush his sternum whilst dropping the bar on his chest while benching.

Someone conveniently left an open used amp on the scale in the mens lockerroom.

Saw a girl get off the stair climber and faint. EMS was callled.

A plump woman who I haven't seen in awhile used to come in and hold a couple 5lbers in her hand and do this funky little dance.

Always fun to see the sloopy women whose thongs are riding up out of their clothes.

Probably more I forgot about.

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« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2010, 11:55:58 PM »

Someone conveniently left an open used amp on the scale in the mens lockerroom.


I've seen the same thing in the bathroom at my gym. Not a classy thing to do, leaving used amps around. Just stupid really.

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« Reply #16 on: October 22, 2010, 07:38:11 AM »
Also recently saw a very lean guy, perhaps swimmer or cyclist come in with old school Spandex shorts, pink with the blakc stripes like Pro's used to wear in 80's/early 90's

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« Reply #17 on: October 22, 2010, 07:47:27 AM »
I've seen the same thing in the bathroom at my gym. Not a classy thing to do, leaving used amps around. Just stupid really.


Yes,they should at least leave a full one.

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« Reply #18 on: October 22, 2010, 07:56:13 AM »
I witnessed a fat man in the Bar Harbor YMCA invent the full body dumbell curl.  Then he admired himself in the mirror shamelessly for 2 full minutes.  Did this several times, took up a hardcore ILS posture, and exited the establishment.

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« Reply #19 on: October 22, 2010, 07:59:25 AM »
I swear this is true...

Every morning there is this weird looking guy, he does every excersise half ways, with that I mean if he does dumbel incline he litterlay moves both dumbells litterlay 5 inches apart and cloncks them together real fast, he does that with every excersise, I nearly lost it when he did smithbar bicep curls.

Everytime I want to film him but I am scared the gym will kick me out.

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« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2010, 08:08:01 AM »
Haha,one time this guy in my gym was doing close grip decline bench press.instead of using a wrap around grip he did it with a thumb under grip....the bar slipped outta his hand,tore down the backside of his forearms and hit him in the chest ;D



.....oh wait,that was me :-\

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« Reply #21 on: October 22, 2010, 08:46:38 AM »


The skinny kid curving his spine his spine like a fish hook to sling up dumbells he he can barely lift to shoulder level.

The dude who managed to bury 70lb dumbells almost 1/3 into a concrete floor at a gym near uni. He was furious about something and there were only a couple of us there at the time. I think of him when folks mention roid rage even though it was probably due to woman troubles.

And this one guy............. I have grown up with bodybuilders around me, so it's familiar. But I have never dated one, dont covet it at all. And I was at the gym, off peak as usual, alone and loving it. This guy walked in and he was gorgeous. Shiny dark, thick hair, built like wow and he looked at me and winked.

I thought, hello, has hell frozen over? And smiled at myself for even thinking that. I was just finishing up and resting between sets and he set up to work dumbells in front of the mirror........

He lifted them outwards away from his body and in seconds it hit me. Captain Chloroform and his killer armpits.

I got up and went into the other room and did cardio when I stopped gagging and went home.

Gross.  :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

And there's the chick who ripped out her belly ring when her tshirt caught it and ran up with her lifting.  :-X

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« Reply #22 on: October 22, 2010, 09:07:59 AM »
Ok this is boring...but about 13 years ago i was young and just into weight lifting..me and my cousin went to 24 hour fitness...

anyway..these fools were like maxing out and they we workin with maybe 225-240....and this black dude does a monster set of 4 half reps..and then jumps up and says "man i wanna meet someone in an alley right now...thats how i feel"...
I actually thought that was monster shit back then


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« Reply #23 on: October 22, 2010, 09:13:56 AM »
There is this old dude in my guy looks like a 60's wrestler hulk hogan bald hair style, beer belly and hairy like animal steel, well anyways he gets in the sauna and procedes to grab the hot rocks from the sauna heater and juggle 4 rocks at a time, he does this over and over and over til he gets board and leave

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« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2010, 09:17:37 AM »
there is this mexican who i think just got out of the pen...he works out at LA  fitness in long beach. well he gets like all the plates goin from 5-45 and then he hogs one bench...does a set of skull crushers with the curl bar then gets up and walks around hella tuff and then does another set...he stays on the same bench for like 2 hours..


He wears dickie pants and a sweatshirt and used bandanas for towels...he= ex con