The IFBB has expanded its divisions to include everything from female bikini to farting . In it's current and future line up, with WPD and MPD in board shorts. In that spirit and wisdom, major league baseball (MLB)has decided to use that philosophy to help promote baseball at this yrs world series.
The first 5 innings will have "some guys" playing wiffle ball on the field . MLB figures that a lot of these guys feel bad they can't hit big league picthing, but should still be able to play in a real world series. They will play a team of females, wearing matching thongs and bikini tops. The girls won't hit , run or field, but simply stand on each base and look pretty. The girls will "score" based on their ability to stick their butt out as the other team runs the bases.Of course, the wiffle ball will be hit off a tee as pitching it could cause someone to miss it.
By the 6th inning the actual MLB teams might be able to take the field.
This will be determined by an on line poll of the fans interest and desire.
MLB knows that NOT everyone has the ability and drive to be a real, big league baseball player.
This new , all inclusive move should increase the baseball fan base and respect for the sport.
What idiot, would think that a baseball fan would want to see only baseball in the world series...geeeeeesh.
