No worries, Hawkins.
Looks like 'ol Hawkins got TOed. Something about telling TA to blow a greyhound.
who got timeoutted
The guy who wrote that classic story - Hawkins. Only managed a dozen or so posts but he was hilarious.Whatever post got him TOed has been deleted, so we'll never know why.
I get back in the pickup, drive outside of town, pull over and puke my fucking guts out. Not from the drinking, but I just got a mental image of fucking her, moustache and all. I drive home, take one of those "i just got raped" showers, and literally start to cry. I'm drunk, got puke on me, and I'm crying.I didn't wake up til noon the next day. I was still pissed. I go online to check my mail, and there she is. "Hey, can you still walk after last night? I rode you like a racehorse". I just stood there, stared at the screen, called AOL and cancelled my account.
I remember his avatar was Hawkins from Predator, and his tagline was 'I get killed in the movie.'
fixed that story was fucking hilarious
my Lord are you mean and scary looking!!!!!!!!!!!! the neck must be all of 13 inches, the arms look 13 as well and you look 14 years old.......wait, let me anticipate your answer, "looks can be decieving and size and meanness isn't everything", right?
no way man he's LIFTER FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!! he's HARDFUCCKINCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! probably trains in workboots and a big flannel shirt on while wearing straps for everything including calves while carrying around his gallon jug of Animal Size, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i saw one i don't remeber where it was but the man is HUGE!!!!!! 191 cutless pounds with smooth 15 and a half inch cannons sitting at a desk, the man is a FREEEEEEAAAAAAAAKKKK, he's not even impressed in the slightest by 275 pound IFBB pros like Luke Wood.
hahahaha, 4 plates on the Hammer Strength press!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love how he doesn't have the strength to lock even one rep out.
hahahahaha, you aint owning anyone with that picture Toxie, hahahahahas, brutal 13 inch arms, skin tight Z. Cavaricci knock off shirt and Count Dracula face.
so i had a hankering for some lamb shank and rice so i put on my 3XL button up short sleeve Polo and shorts and headed over to the Greek Festival and lo and behold right in front of me is standing a mid twenties 6'1" 160 pound mountain of muscle wearing a Powerhouse Gym string tank top and shorts showing off his massive 14 inch guns and brutal 20 inch quads so i say to him "My Lord!!!!!!!!!!! Powerhouse Gym, you must be a beast, do you do any contests?" he says, "nah i just like working out", i say "that's cool, man you're HUGE, you must flat press the 60's for reps" and he says, "nah man i do the 85's" hahahahahahahaha, discuss.
Thank you, Sir! /leave anything for us?
Damn, that fucker dave was one funny guy