Ok now that I have your attention there is no proof Jay Cutler eats Dolphins...However he eats a shit load of Orange Roughy...I'm not here stating that Orange Roughy is in the same category as Dolphins however, Orange Roughy is being over fished and is in jeopardy of some day being endangered...This is a call to Jay Cutler and anyone else who feels the need to eat Orange Roughy...Find another fish...Do the public and yourself a service and simply find another fish to eat...I'm sure Jay's finance's aren't what they used to be considering the real estate crash in Vegas but I'm sure he's still doing just fine and moving to another breed of fish would be no problem for him...So Mr. Cutler please give Orange Roughy a chance to once again thrive at life...These fish hang out in really deep cold water because they want to be left the fuck alone...SincerelyTETOR(The ethical treatment of Orange Roughy)
I use to chase kids down the street in my crotchless spiderman outfit and scream their little names in a hungarian accent, pretend to be completely numb down one side of my body while carrying egg shells and a violin...In my head an orchestra would play....until I collapsed in a heap in the gutter and proceed to grind my teeth on the curb from side to side and fill my costume with piss and shit I mean...thats what ol Mr Habersham would do
hahaha, there was a kid in there yesterday, 5'9" 175 pounds, shaved head, chin strap beard, sleeveless Aeropostale shirt with the mighty 14 inch arms on display walking around with the biggest case of ILS i've ever seen so i said, "my God man, you look like you went to the gas station and pumped some air in your lats!!!!!!!" and then i imitated his walk, hahahahaha, he was so embarassed that he put his little sweatshirt.
it's around 70 degress today here in St. Louis so i'm at the grocery store getting stuff for my cheesesteak sandwiches and i spot a 5'7" 150 pound mountain of thick muscle wearing a Gold's Gym string tank top in front of me with his girlfriend so i say, "damn man, you're huge!!!!!!! do you work out at Gold's?" he says "yeah i do" so i pull up the sleeve on my short sleeve white Nike t shirt and flex my 18 inch arm and say, "yeah i just started working out at Gold's as well, i'm trying to get as HUGE as you!!!!!" hahahahaha, he looked down and his girlfriend grinned at me.
I was almost crying when I read this:Onlyme/Noworries"I haven't used an alarm clock in maybe 15 to 20 years."windsor88"no need to when your career is over"
"....it's only gay if you want it to be."
sorry keith, that is fucking funny LMAO
I posted this on facebook and neglected to think about the large quantity of single "baby mamas" in my family.
Alexxx posting a training program for Jay Cutler, the only day Jay posted here
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