im a 26yr old divorcee who currently has no life. all of my time is spent chasing women and children who steal from my faceless, slave-driving, corporate entity overlord or at a local community college where i ogle 18 year old pussy i will never see and would probably hate the moment i had to hear them speak.
although my exact origin is unknown i have heard conflicting reports that i hail from a distant planet of insane, perverted, satan-worshipping monkeys with jedi powers and massive scrotums. despite this reputation i hope to become a werewolf/vampire hybrid within the next few years assuming the pay is decent. if not i would settle for an 'anal/oral only' heterosexual pornstar but that would be aiming high.
