Kelly is so fat, he shows up on radar.
Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
I know a lady named Paulette that is so fat she has to wake up in sections.
And then there is Judy. She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.
Seriously though, Judy isn’t fat, she insists she’s just 4 feed too short.
Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other, "Your round."
The other one says "So are you, you fat pig!"
Kelly is so fat, if he wore a GoodYear hat, he'd look like a blimp.
You are so fat, you had your baby pictures taken by satellite.
Kelly is so fat, people jog around him for exercise.
Jim is so fat when they step on the scale it says, "No live stock please."
Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager
Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side.