HOW TO INSULT FAT PEOPLE

[DK II]

Next time check for the powerlift belt.

If they're true fat boys, they will sport these belts throughout the whole workout.

Relaxing the belt between sets.

But keeping them on. Making sure those guts stays in.

The belts are the alibi for getting fat if you ask me.

LOL, love the belts on guys doing bench press, biceps curls and so on.... It's a plague in my gym, 50% of guys train with their belt all the time.

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Kelly is so fat, he shows up on radar.


Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."


You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.


I know a lady named Paulette that is so fat she has to wake up in sections.


And then there is Judy.  She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.


Seriously though, Judy isn’t fat, she insists she’s just 4 feed too short.


Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other, "Your round."
The other one says "So are you, you fat pig!"

Kelly is so fat, if he wore a GoodYear hat, he'd look like a blimp.


You are so fat, you had your baby pictures taken by satellite.


Kelly is so fat, people jog around him for exercise.


Jim is so fat when they step on the scale it says, "No live stock please."


Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager


Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo



Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard



Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side.

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[99 Bananas]

You spend time working on insulting fat people.... wow. Your stupidity is sad commentary on the notion of cultural progress. Get a life you douchebag. I really hope you don't have kids or ever have kids.

I could just see you sitting at your computer thinking some retarded insult is funny and just memorizing it to use the next day. You go into work just to start a confrontation to use your fag goty insult. How pathetic do you intend on being?

[DK II]

You spend time working on insulting fat people.... wow. Your stupidity is sad commentary on the notion of cultural progress. Get a life you douchebag. I really hope you don't have kids or ever have kids.

I could just see you sitting at your computer thinking some retarded insult is funny and just memorizing it to use the next day. You go into work just to start a confrontation to use your fag goty insult. How pathetic do you intend on being?

hahahaha, fatass meltdown.

[Lurker79]

You don't need to say anything, just give them "up-down" look with a mild manner of disgust...then go back to what you were doing. They'll get it.

There are no fat people at my gym, fortunately.

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