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What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« on: December 15, 2010, 09:18:57 PM »
Need gift idea for my wife.  Bitch already has everything.  :-\

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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2010, 09:20:39 PM »
Give her a pearl necklace.
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2010, 09:21:42 PM »
I see what you did there.  :D

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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2010, 09:23:25 PM »
I see what you did there.  :D
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Gift idea.......

If she's into deserts you could get her a creampie.
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2010, 09:27:35 PM »
Give her a Burrito Baby.  :D :D Then send it "Back to the Border."
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2010, 09:29:11 PM »
Calender, snow cone machine (nice retro one's) Buy her a star, Jam of the month, possiblities are endless.

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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2010, 09:30:14 PM »
I need something for the wife, these are all suggestions for the girlfriend.  ;D

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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2010, 09:30:49 PM »


take inspiration from these magical lyrics

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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2010, 09:38:25 PM »
Dick in a box?

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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2010, 09:42:32 PM »
I need something for the wife, these are all suggestions for the girlfriend.  ;D
I got it!!!!!! A new floor mat to make it more comfortable while she's standing over the sink washing dishes. :D

A new pot and pan set to replace the one she burned the shit out of over the last year?

A scrubber with a handle so she'll quit bitching about how her back hurts from being bent over scrubbing the bathroom clean?
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2010, 09:45:36 PM »
Give her good ol' beating.
Material is overrated.

I may recommend some special donkey punch. Them bitches love it.


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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2010, 09:51:02 PM »
Give her good ol' beating.
Material is overrated.

I may recommend some special donkey punch. Them bitches love it.


I say, hard anal sex and since it is her birthday, use extra lube and get her a happy b day hat to wear.
Plus be sweet and tell her how tight her cornhole is as you plow her.
You might want to buy her a cake so you can shove her face in it and muffle the moans as she gets ass raped.

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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2010, 10:05:19 PM »
I say, hard anal sex and since it is her birthday, use extra lube and get her a happy b day hat to wear.
Plus be sweet and tell her how tight her cornhole is as you plow her.
You might want to buy her a cake so you can shove her face in it and muffle the moans as she gets ass raped.

You sound happily married

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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2010, 10:07:54 PM »
You sound happily married
yeah and after she gets ass raped I fart in her face for good measure.
the I go pound the dogs ass good...that bitch needs it too

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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2010, 02:44:55 AM »

Penile enhancement

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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2010, 07:26:31 AM »
A new man.

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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2010, 07:37:39 AM »
"Santa and a reindeer" roleplay... ;)

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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2010, 07:52:46 AM »
Uggs
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2010, 08:04:14 AM »
Gift card as vaxing salon?  ;D

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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2010, 08:27:18 AM »
I got it!!!!!! A new floor mat to make it more comfortable while she's standing over the sink washing dishes. :D

A new pot and pan set to replace the one she burned the shit out of over the last year?

A scrubber with a handle so she'll quit bitching about how her back hurts from being bent over scrubbing the bathroom clean?

You deserve a big fucking smack in the back of the neck ya fucking dipwad

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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2010, 08:27:39 AM »
Give her a pearl necklace.

His wife already got one of those... from me.

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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2010, 08:28:13 AM »

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Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2010, 08:29:17 AM »
Chalupa Boy, what does she like? Is there something she would like

perhaps a new coach bag? All day spa treatment? oh wait thats' what I want