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Author Topic: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?  (Read 3443 times)
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« on: December 15, 2010, 10:18:57 PM »

Need gift idea for my wife.  Bitch already has everything.  Undecided
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« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2010, 10:20:39 PM »

Give her a pearl necklace.
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« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2010, 10:21:42 PM »

I see what you did there.  Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2010, 10:23:25 PM »

I see what you did there.  Cheesy
Huh

Gift idea.......

If she's into deserts you could get her a creampie.
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« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2010, 10:27:35 PM »

Give her a Burrito Baby.  Cheesy Cheesy Then send it "Back to the Border."
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« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2010, 10:29:11 PM »

Calender, snow cone machine (nice retro one's) Buy her a star, Jam of the month, possiblities are endless.
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« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2010, 10:30:14 PM »

I need something for the wife, these are all suggestions for the girlfriend.  Grin
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« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2010, 10:30:49 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9cLIKMOMFw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9cLIKMOMFw</a>

take inspiration from these magical lyrics
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« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2010, 10:38:25 PM »

Dick in a box?
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« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2010, 10:42:32 PM »

I need something for the wife, these are all suggestions for the girlfriend.  Grin
I got it!!!!!! A new floor mat to make it more comfortable while she's standing over the sink washing dishes. Cheesy

A new pot and pan set to replace the one she burned the shit out of over the last year?

A scrubber with a handle so she'll quit bitching about how her back hurts from being bent over scrubbing the bathroom clean?
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« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2010, 10:45:36 PM »

Give her good ol' beating.
Material is overrated.

I may recommend some special donkey punch. Them bitches love it.

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« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2010, 10:51:02 PM »

Give her good ol' beating.
Material is overrated.

I may recommend some special donkey punch. Them bitches love it.


I say, hard anal sex and since it is her birthday, use extra lube and get her a happy b day hat to wear.
Plus be sweet and tell her how tight her cornhole is as you plow her.
You might want to buy her a cake so you can shove her face in it and muffle the moans as she gets ass raped.
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« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2010, 11:05:19 PM »

I say, hard anal sex and since it is her birthday, use extra lube and get her a happy b day hat to wear.
Plus be sweet and tell her how tight her cornhole is as you plow her.
You might want to buy her a cake so you can shove her face in it and muffle the moans as she gets ass raped.

You sound happily married
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« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2010, 11:07:54 PM »

You sound happily married
yeah and after she gets ass raped I fart in her face for good measure.
the I go pound the dogs ass good...that bitch needs it too


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« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2010, 11:12:37 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzqAQRbmRXk" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzqAQRbmRXk</a>
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« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2010, 03:44:55 AM »


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« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2010, 08:26:31 AM »

A new man.
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« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2010, 08:37:39 AM »

"Santa and a reindeer" roleplay... Wink
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« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2010, 08:52:46 AM »

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« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2010, 08:55:40 AM »

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« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2010, 09:04:14 AM »

Gift card as vaxing salon?  Grin
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« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2010, 09:27:18 AM »

I got it!!!!!! A new floor mat to make it more comfortable while she's standing over the sink washing dishes. Cheesy

A new pot and pan set to replace the one she burned the shit out of over the last year?

A scrubber with a handle so she'll quit bitching about how her back hurts from being bent over scrubbing the bathroom clean?

You deserve a big fucking smack in the back of the neck ya fucking dipwad
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« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2010, 09:27:39 AM »

Give her a pearl necklace.

His wife already got one of those... from me.
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« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2010, 09:28:13 AM »

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« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2010, 09:29:17 AM »

Chalupa Boy, what does she like? Is there something she would like

perhaps a new coach bag? All day spa treatment? oh wait thats' what I want
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