So about an hour ago I went to my apartment complex "gym". Besides the Bo-flex like machine, there is a drink machine, two treadmills, two bikes and two televisions controlled with one remote. As I walk in, there is a half mexican/half white kid on the treadmill he's about 21-25. He hadn't started he was standing on it, going through all the options. Next to the Bo-flex looking machine was a 5'2 inch mexican broad in a sweater and jeans flipping through the channels on the remote.
I walked in and went directly to the machine I always go to (treadmill closest to the wall). As I begin, in my peripheral vision I see the kid look back at the woman and shrugging his shoulders and points to the other two bikes in the room. She doesn't agree and is upset and sits on a bunch of mats in the corner of the room. I chuckle to myself and look up at the tv and in doing so the c u n t changes both channels to Spanish speaking channels...
Not wanting to meltdown and go guy on her I smiled to myself and just stared straight ahead out the window and continued my cardio. I noticed during my session the kid kept looking to see how much more time I had left. At around 20 min in, he turned and asked the broad to get him a drink from the machine and when he did that, I changed the time on my machine and added 15 min. The dumbass didn't notice it and assumed it was still on 30 min.
The closer I got to 30 min the more often he glanced over. When it got to 30 min and I kept going, he huffed and puffed and slapped the "STOP" button and grabbed his belongings and proceeded to leave. The egg shaped mexican left the remote on the mat and they exited. A couple min later they walked by the window and glanced in and I smiled and gave a sarcastic wave and they just turned their heads in anger and proceeded back to their pueblo...
Now before you all get all high and mighty yes, I could have taken the remote, beat the shit out of the kid, etc...nothing is better than fucking with someone's mind and they know there's nothing they can do about it without being confrontational (most people aren't).
I wasn't trying to be a dick, how was I to know a fat chick in jeans and a sweater was going to use a machine? i would have even used another one but once she pulled the tv trick, I was so pissed I wanted to call the INS.