Crash dieting for Xmas Day!

[Boost]

Would it be best to fast until christmas day, just drinking water/diet soda, No foods or juices

OR

Just small protein and vegetable meals

I have this next week off work and need to look great for xmas day.

I'm also thinking full body workouts for the next 5 days. Mon-Fri

I'm looking to really lean out. NO food or SOME food?

[flexingtonsteele]

Eat some protein a lil' fat whenever you're hungry from now til xmas.

go for a walk every morning on an empty stomach and take a walk after your last meal of the day.

drink a shitload of water.

eca is you want......

Good luck

[Boost]

Eat some protein a lil' fat whenever you're hungry from now til xmas.

go for a walk every morning on an empty stomach and take a walk after your last meal of the day.

drink a shitload of water.

eca is you want......

Good luck

Do you think doing massive amounts of cardio will actually speed up the fat loss?

Assuming I've got the energy. Is it worth it

[newmom]

sure you can eat pure protein, no carbs, and do 4 hours of cardio a day, look great on xmas, then what. Honestly, I don't understand the crash dieting thing just to go back to old ways after but do what ya gotta do

[StickStickly]

sure you can eat pure protein, no carbs, and do 4 hours of cardio a day, look great on xmas, then what. Honestly, I don't understand the crash dieting thing just to go back to old ways after but do what ya gotta do

Whore

[Flexb]

I've been eating junk food every night for over a week and if anything I'm 1-2 lbs lighter than normal.

[Rami]

Would it be best to fast until christmas day, just drinking water/diet soda, No foods or juices

OR

Just small protein and vegetable meals

I have this next week off work and need to look great for xmas day.

I'm also thinking full body workouts for the next 5 days. Mon-Fri

I'm looking to really lean out. NO food or SOME food?

turn off the heater in your house, do it now! dress normally, its your only hope.

[flexingtonsteele]

Do you think doing massive amounts of cardio will actually speed up the fat loss?

Assuming I've got the energy. Is it worth it

Not really.

If you just want to look good for xmas.

Its mostly gonna be water loss anyways.

So just go no carb, expend some extra energy ( walk or whatever, go play some basketball at the gym) and drink lots of water.

Should get the bloat off of u .

[Flexb]

Not really.

If you just want to look good for xmas.

Its mostly gonna be water loss anyways.

So just go no carb, expend some extra energy ( walk or whatever, go play some basketball at the gym) and drink lots of water.

Should get the bloat off of u .

Christmas is sweater time anyway, at least in Canada. Turtle neck time (no homo)

[whataname]

Would it be best to fast until christmas day, just drinking water/diet soda, No foods or juices

OR

Just small protein and vegetable meals

I have this next week off work and need to look great for xmas day.

I'm also thinking full body workouts for the next 5 days. Mon-Fri

I'm looking to really lean out. NO food or SOME food?

Why do u want to look good in front of your family, parents, grandma etc.? 

[Captain Equipoise]

Eat some protein a lil' fat whenever you're hungry from now til xmas.

go for a walk every morning on an empty stomach and take a walk after your last meal of the day.

drink a shitload of water.

eca is you want......

Good luck

Good solid advice, I just might do this..

[dr.chimps]

Why do u want to look good in front of your family, parents, grandma etc.? 

Maybe he needs to fit into his Mother's wedding dress?

[Alex23]

Hi w8m8.

Fixed.

[Meso_z]

Would it be best to fast until christmas day, just drinking water/diet soda, No foods or juices

OR

Just small protein and vegetable meals

I have this next week off work and need to look great for xmas day.

I'm also thinking full body workouts for the next 5 days. Mon-Fri

I'm looking to really lean out. NO food or SOME food?

[Hulkotron]

If you're fat on Dec. 15 you'll still be fat on Dec. 25 no matter what activities you perform in the meantime so I say just eat whatever

[Fatpanda]

If you're fat on Dec. 15 you'll still be fat on Dec. 25 no matter what activities you perform in the meantime so I say just eat whatever

x2 i intend to

[Flexb]

If you're fat on Dec. 15 you'll still be fat on Dec. 25 no matter what activities you perform in the meantime so I say just eat whatever

Exactly. that's why I'm eating like shit until Jan 2nd  I had dorito's for lunch and will have pizza for dinner followed by more dorito's 

[big L dawg]

Would it be best to fast until christmas day, just drinking water/diet soda, No foods or juices

OR

Just small protein and vegetable meals

I have this next week off work and need to look great for xmas day.

I'm also thinking full body workouts for the next 5 days. Mon-Fri

I'm looking to really lean out. NO food or SOME food?

if you dont already look great you wont by christmas...

[buselmo]

Would it be best to fast until christmas day, just drinking water/diet soda, No foods or juices

OR

Just small protein and vegetable meals

I have this next week off work and need to look great for xmas day.

I'm also thinking full body workouts for the next 5 days. Mon-Fri

I'm looking to really lean out. NO food or SOME food?

if you want to look good for christmas, just drop $500 on some nice clothes...

[Meso_z]

"Crash dieting" 

You remind me of some fat ladys who load up on diuretics and wear ass-stays only to "look good" for a "special occassion", a wedding for example.

Of course they still look like shit.

[w8m8]

Fixed.

I'm liking having such a large empty space to live .... in your head 


you really do need a better life ... I feel sorry for you 

I get tired of eating fried chicken, watermelon and Mac & cheese

I used to get Lana's bucket for 28$ frozen and had the same problem with the rubbery thingies hanging around once defrosted.. I tried splitting the bucket and only freezing in smaller containers but one day I made a mistake of unfreezing the wrong container and drank my own cum for half a day.

Well atleast with the cum you didn't have the gas, shitting, and bloating that you would with Lana's and it tasted the same.

In my case yes, I agree... ... but when served straight from the tap she keeps complaining and spits it out.

What a waste.

Free advise for you ... consult with Parker , Mal , Glen , or Wiggs before you post ... it would save you from posting retarted stupid childish bullshit in some silly way to get attention 

[CalvinH]

Would it be best to fast until christmas day, just drinking water/diet soda, No foods or juices

OR

Just small protein and vegetable meals

I have this next week off work and need to look great for xmas day.

I'm also thinking full body workouts for the next 5 days. Mon-Fri

I'm looking to really lean out. NO food or SOME food?

Are you going to pig out on Xmas ...if yes then forget the crash diet or your stomach is gonna be a mess after eating