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Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
« on: December 23, 2010, 05:54:23 AM »
A girl you knew from school/college?An ex girlfriend?Someone from tv/movies?
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Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2010, 06:01:59 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on December 23, 2010, 05:54:23 AM
A girl you knew from school/college?An ex girlfriend?Someone from tv/movies?
for about 10,000 grand I was able to squirt in her,,,it was a once in a lifteim chance and had tos pedn money for it I went with it I still think about it this day its been about 5 years now NO ONE BEATS HER,,,,I STILL BEAT IT TO HER THOUGH LOOKING AT PICS,,
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Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2010, 06:05:06 AM »
I have to say, your mom.
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Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2010, 06:08:29 AM »

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Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2010, 06:13:18 AM »
i still think about this old slut i used to fuck in smithfeild, the bitch had no idea how to be healthy would shit once a week but was sexy. occainsonly the poon tang would reak like rotten fish but overall i had a good time

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Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2010, 06:15:57 AM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on December 23, 2010, 06:13:18 AM
i still think about this old slut i used to fuck in smithfeild, the bitch had no idea how to be healthy would shit once a week but was sexy. occainsonly the poon tang would reak like rotten fish but overall i had a good time


Pretty hot as I recall she stank up your whole crib once.  8)
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Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2010, 06:18:49 AM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on December 23, 2010, 06:15:57 AM
Pretty hot as I recall she stank up your whole crib once.  8)

that was another hoe this one stank up her own crib and tried to blame it on me . she said "maybe its our chemistry" i said "no thats YOUR pussy that smells" i then dipped my fingers in her pussy then tried to prove it to her by waving my hand in her face, then she said "oh maybe its the rubber"  ::) lol
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Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2010, 06:20:13 AM »
i enjoy those really mature hoes when fucking it feels alot more taboo and naughty
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Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2010, 06:20:21 AM »
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Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2010, 06:28:07 AM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on December 23, 2010, 06:18:49 AM
[...]then dipped my fingers in her pussy then tried to prove it to her by waving my hand in her face[...]

You're a hopeless romantic...

 ::) ::)
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Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2010, 06:29:16 AM »
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Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2010, 06:30:51 AM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on December 23, 2010, 06:18:49 AM
that was another hoe this one stank up her own crib and tried to blame it on me . she said "maybe its our chemistry" i said "no thats YOUR pussy that smells" i then dipped my fingers in her pussy then tried to prove it to her by waving my hand in her face, then she said "oh maybe its the rubber"  ::) lol
Can you document this as a Falcon principle for future use for all of us?  ;D
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Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2010, 06:37:26 AM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on December 23, 2010, 06:29:16 AM
::)

Rule # 1 in the Playa Game: There isn't such a thing as a smelly pussy. There are, however, oversensitive noses.

I've eaten as much poon tang as was allowed and I firmly believe it's made my teeth three shades whiter.

I've been good to pussy and pussy has been good to me.

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Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2010, 06:51:32 AM »
Stella ,Newmom and Laura Arvilla
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Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2010, 06:56:44 AM »
None. ::)
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Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2010, 06:57:57 AM »
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Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2010, 07:01:44 AM »
Pre internet : Pam Anderson (via Playboy and Baywatch)
Internet Age : Same ten to fifteen porn sluts ala ( Gianna, Carmella, Lacey, Prya, Daisy, Jenna, Tara ect ....)
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Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2010, 07:07:05 AM »
Newmom....
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Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2010, 07:09:20 AM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on December 23, 2010, 06:13:18 AM
i still think about this old slut i used to fuck in smithfeild, the bitch had no idea how to be healthy would shit once a week but was sexy. occainsonly the poon tang would reak like rotten fish but overall i had a good time



smithfield?

she looks like this girl that worked at gold club in greensboro

is her name robyn (real, not stage name)


you dyrty boi :D
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Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2010, 07:10:00 AM »
Quote from: Slapper on December 23, 2010, 06:37:26 AM
Rule # 1 in the Playa Game: There isn't such a thing as a smelly pussy. There are, however, oversensitive noses.

I've eaten as much poon tang as was allowed and I firmly believe it's made my teeth three shades whiter.

I've been good to pussy and pussy has been good to me.



thanks playa , tell it like it is
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Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2010, 07:11:57 AM »
Quote from: Spike on December 23, 2010, 07:09:20 AM
smithfield?

she looks like this girl that worked at gold club in greensboro

is her name robyn (real, not stage name)


you dyrty boi :D

No shes a trailer park slut named kim, however she kept the double wide very tidey , but she only ate one meal a day of lean quisine  and shited once a week
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Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2010, 07:12:35 AM »
a bunch of my friends moms..
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Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2010, 07:13:10 AM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on December 23, 2010, 06:18:49 AM
that was another hoe this one stank up her own crib and tried to blame it on me . she said "maybe its our chemistry" i said "no thats YOUR pussy that smells" i then dipped my fingers in her pussy then tried to prove it to her by waving my hand in her face, then she said "oh maybe its the rubber"  ::) lol

HAHA funniest post ever!
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Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
« Reply #23 on: December 23, 2010, 07:13:33 AM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on December 23, 2010, 06:30:51 AM
Can you document this as a Falcon principle for future use for all of us?  ;D

yes dont fall for hoes trickery, i couldve easily accepted blame and felt miserable to make her feel good
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Re: Which woman have you thought about most in your life while spanking the monkey?
« Reply #24 on: December 23, 2010, 07:14:59 AM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on December 23, 2010, 06:18:49 AM
that was another hoe this one stank up her own crib and tried to blame it on me . she said "maybe its our chemistry" i said "no thats YOUR pussy that smells" i then dipped my fingers in her pussy then tried to prove it to her by waving my hand in her face, then she said "oh maybe its the rubber"  ::) lol


WTF? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!  I wouldn't have had the balls to do that Johnny, I'm too nice.
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