My GF is being a dick.....

[Mr Nobody]

Hey uberman,your posts are entertaining i'll give you that! I have to disappoint you though, penis, hairy muscular asses do not turn me on, but you can believe what you want . Have a goood new year anywAy. Ps: i am posting drunk from my iphone

Be careful posting drunk on a iphone man you might hit up a trannie or something..

[Palpatine Q]

Lol, I face men here just fine. Feel free to examine any of my posts to objectively find that I'm trying to hide my sexuality. Many "expert" getbiggers here crack me up on how they are they try to expose how others really are in life when in truth they absolutely have no idea. What are you like 15 or something? You make assessments based on your past experiences with men, so I'm assuming that maybe you were molested by some closet male homo or that you yourself maybe having feeling of homosexuality. Without even knowing what I do on a day to day basis, how much time I actually spend on my own self improvement (physically and mentally) and what my actual relationship is with my wife and own family, your assessment can't be more than just a stab at the dark. Make sure that you don't open a practice in psychology because apparently you would suck at it. Have a Happy New Year cause I know I will!

Uberman is the typical "i'm above it all" douche....just a little more verbose than usual

[funk51]

Here's the situation.

My GF wants to cook Christmas dinner at her house, which is a nice place, but it isn't that big. it's a split level with two bedrooms upstairs and the living room/dining room and kitchen downstairs. plus she has a young daughter so their are fucking toys everywhere

i have a 4 bedroom house that is fucking HUGE. tremendous kitchen, dining room and a great room that can easily seat 20 people with the master and 3 brs upstairs.

problem is she is being stubborn as fuck and insisting that we do it at her place because "I'm italian...I always cook and have Christmas at my place...it's my tradition.'  I have family coming in, as does she...and it's going to be uncomfortable and cramped...quite frankly i'm thinking of telling her FUCK YOU and just having my family at my house in comfort. But i love the girl and she is just trying to be a good hostess and have a nice holiday too...she's coming from a good place with this, she is just not thinking logically (surprise surprise )

What say ye.....getbiggers ?

don't tell me you want to have sphagetti and meatballs for christmas.

[Palpatine Q]

don't tell me you want to have sphagetti and meatballs for christmas.

Uhhhhhh...welcome to last week 

[Natural Man]

interesting. Abandoning your wife and daughter...for another woman -who "looks better"- and live with her and...her daughter.

Did by any chance your father abandon you and your mother and settled with another woman and her kids in your childhood or adolescence?

[WYSIWYG]

interesting. Abandoning your wife and daughter...for another woman -who "looks better"- and live with her and...her daughter...

Did by any chance your father abandon you and your mother and settled with another woman and her kids?

jesus dude, you can be a miserable fucker. Lighten up.

[Natural Man]

jesus dude, you can be a miserable fucker. Lighten up.

The fuck? 

[Palpatine Q]

interesting. Abandoning your wife and daughter...for another woman -who "looks better"- and live with her and...her daughter...

Did by any chance your father abandon you and your mother and settled with another woman and her kids?

LOLOL....You have it exactly backwards you utter turd....but please keep "analyzing" me....it's amusing

[Natural Man]

LOLOL....You have it exactly backwards you utter turd....but please keep "analyzing" me....it's amusing

?

so you didnt abandon your wife and daughter? That's funny because i remember reading some of your posts where you were saying you left a wife and the daughter you had with her...

and you re not living with another woman who has a daughter?

and you werent abandonned as a child by your father who left you and mother for another woman and had kids with her / raised kids she got with another man?

[Palpatine Q]

?

so you didnt abandon your wife and daughter? That's funny because i remember reading some of your posts where you were saying you left a wife and the daughter you had with her...

and you re not living with another woman who has a daughter?

and you werent abandonned as a child by your father who left you and mother for another woman and had kids with her / raised kids she got with another man?

No No and No......you are the George Bush of intel here on Getbig. get your facts straight you cock nibbler

[funk51]

Uhhhhhh...welcome to last week 

but that doesn't answer the question what was on your menu?

[Palpatine Q]

So, basically you like big boobs because your mom had them, or you saw magazines as a child and was infatuated from then on...or both...hahahhahahahhahah aha!
 

LOLOLOL.....don't worry, I'm sure LubeYourMan will be along shortly to tell us all why  

[Palpatine Q]

but that doesn't answer the question what was on your menu?

Lasagna and Turkey were the main courses.....the girl can cook too....it was delicious.

Of course i enjoyed her delectable vagina and breasts later in the evening

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Lol, more "expert" opinion from a getbigger!!! Hahaha! So first off, hardly gay. I hit the "regular" porn everyday, and always the Asian and Latina sites first. Love 'em petite. Next, mom and pops are still together and been married for over 48 years now. So wrong on that. Don't have a problem dealing with males at all. Just the "tough" males seem to be the ones that don't have clue.
Simple economics has my wife working and me staying home. She brought home much more than I did, and had the role been reversed I would be working. I've over achieved most of my life, and worked much harder and smarter than most who had the same position than me. Paid attention to details and thought outside of the box. As for your "books" I could care less. American culture throws their parents in old folks homes because to many they are more burden than family member. That's why you don't find hardly any elder Asians wasting away in old folks homes. Bet there's no book on that?
Whatever you may think, my daughter is excelling in school, is thoughtful and unselfish, is very well liked and has academically been awarded in math, science and english. She's organized and also athletic as well since she takes swimming lessons daily.
Keep on hatin'..........it only makes me smile more.

Can someone be an over achiever while society and the IRS says they're middle class? Many people get perfectionist and over-achiever mixed up. In fact, one of them is a mental illness

[Natural Man]

No No and No......you are the George Bush of intel here on Getbig. get your facts straight you cock nibbler

oh ok...


funny cause it s what youre saying in these threads where you expose your private life... How you live in the same neighborhood as your daughter and her mother you abandonned...for another woman who has as you stated it in this thread... a daughter.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=287039.msg4067187#msg4067187
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=322927.0
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=333676.msg4778720#msg4778720
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=351784.msg4955279#msg4955279
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=103123.msg4495814#msg4495814
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=324733.msg4609514#msg4609514


god you re stupid....

happy new year to you and your family(ies) "big guy"  

[Oldschool Flip]

Can someone be an over achiever while society and the IRS says they're middle class? Many people get perfectionist and over-achiever mixed up. In fact, one of them is a mental illness

Sure someone can be an over achiever and be middle class. An over achiever is someone who attains success faster than others who are trying to attain the same goal. You can over achieve in math, science and english and not get rich.
I'm not a perfectionist. I can live with making mistakes. Perfectionists can't.

[Palpatine Q]

oh ok...


funny cause it s what youre saying in these threads where you expose your private life... How you live in the same neighborhood as your daughter and her mother you abandonned...for another woman who has as you stated it in this thread... a daughter.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=287039.msg4067187#msg4067187
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=322927.0
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=333676.msg4778720#msg4778720
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=351784.msg4955279#msg4955279
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=103123.msg4495814#msg4495814
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=324733.msg4609514#msg4609514


god you re stupid....

happy new year to you and your family(ies) "big guy"  

LOL.....all afternoon digging up old threads and you come up empty  none of those back up what you are saying...but you knew that already, didn't you 


Maybe your new year's resolution should be to stop worrying so much about my life and get one of your own......you are pathetic

[Devon97]

Dayum Groink,

You have quite the fan club on here.

You should start charging them a monthly membership fee. 

[chaos]

I haven't read the last 8-10 pages..........anything worth reading?

[benchmstr]

I haven't read the last 8-10 pages..........anything worth reading?

no....it should have ended when i asked if he has tried hitting her.....obviously he didnt take my advice cause the thread is still going..

bench

[Palpatine Q]

no....it should have ended when i asked if he has tried hitting her.....obviously he didnt take my advice cause the thread is still going..

bench

HaHaha 

[benchmstr]

HaHaha 

i am telling you bro.....1 punch to the face...christmas at your house!!!

bench

[HockeyFightFan]

oh ok...

funny cause it s what youre saying in these threads where you expose your private life... How you live in the same neighborhood as your daughter and her mother you abandonned...for another woman who has as you stated it in this thread... a daughter.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=287039.msg4067187#msg4067187
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=322927.0
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=333676.msg4778720#msg4778720
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=351784.msg4955279#msg4955279
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=103123.msg4495814#msg4495814
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=324733.msg4609514#msg4609514

god you re stupid....

happy new year to you and your family(ies) "big guy"  

wow!

uberman sticking a stiff pecker up groinks new years poop chute.

 

[Parker]

Dayum Groink,

You have quite the fan club on here.

You should start charging them a monthly membership fee. 

His name is not Groink, but Prime Cuts...get it right.

[Firemuscle]

oh ok...


funny cause it s what youre saying in these threads where you expose your private life... How you live in the same neighborhood as your daughter and her mother you abandonned...for another woman who has as you stated it in this thread... a daughter.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=287039.msg4067187#msg4067187
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=322927.0
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=333676.msg4778720#msg4778720
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=351784.msg4955279#msg4955279
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=103123.msg4495814#msg4495814
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=324733.msg4609514#msg4609514


god you re stupid....

happy new year to you and your family(ies) "big guy"  

 LMAO. Great work.