So this Twink at my gym asks me what my "Cycle" is..........

[Tre]

Just for you.

Looks like you stole that shot from musclegallery.com.  (no homo)

lol @ FUBU jersey!

[Lord of the Roidz]

Looks like you stole that shot from musclegallery.com.  (no homo)

lol @ FUBU jersey!

I've never been on that site... so Tre..got any cuties at that Muscle mansion I could play with? They have to be feminine though..none of that she-male crap.

[Meso_z]

Ok , "Lord of the Gays".  

[Lord of the Roidz]

Ok , "Lord of the Gays".  

I'm as far from gay as you can get. 

[Krankenstein]

I'm as far from gay as you can get. 

You are gayer than dressing up like Adam Lambert for New Years eve....HTH

You "growling" at someone...wow...then you went back to your "war with the iron".....then made sure you ran into the locker room to have your two scoops of ion-exchanged whey mixed with waxy maize.  Yes?  Then you came back home, typed up this "encounter" on GetBig while having your chicken and pasta (whole wheat mind you, gotta watch the glycemic index).

Probably Lord of the Hemorrhoids due to how much your ass gets pounded by your boyfriend nightly.

[Lord of the Roidz]

You are gayer than dressing up like Adam Lambert for New Years eve....HTH

You "growling" at someone...wow...then you went back to your "war with the iron".....then made sure you ran into the locker room to have your two scoops of ion-exchanged whey mixed with waxy maize.  Yes?  Then you came back home, typed up this "encounter" on GetBig while having your chicken and pasta (whole wheat mind you, gotta watch the glycemic index).

Probably Lord of the Hemorrhoids due to how much your ass gets pounded by your boyfriend nightly.

Dude..if you actually believed my story, then you're a total idiot..It was a joke. I was paying respect to the legendary Squadfather/Quaker Oats/Dave Mirza..who used to post these hilarious gym "ownings" of a twink. Sorry you didn't get the joke. It's for Get Big veterans only.

[Krankenstein]

Dude..if you actually believed my story, then you're a total idiot..It was a joke. I was paying respect to the legendary Squadfather/Quaker Oats/Dave Mirza..who used to post these hilarious gym "ownings" of a twink. Sorry you didn't get the joke. It's for Get Big veterans only.

Yes, because at 225 posts you are a true "veteran"   

[slaver]

So I just did 20 sets of chest and 15 sets of Bi's and I'm pumped like a float at the Macy's  day parade.....I mean, giving a whole new meaning to the word Swole. Then this 145 pound Skinny/fat geek, covered from head to toe in cystic acne walks up to me and attempts to speak to me.. He's so amazed by my physique, he starts to tremble and twitch..finally he squeaks, "Ummm...excuse me....but..you know, I was wondering..umm." I yell, "Out with it...just say it jackass!" He goes, " Could you tell me what you're taking? You know, like..what's your cycle?" I say, "I'm not on a God damned thing, ok? " His eyes get real wide and he gets this confused look..like someone told him Aliens had just landed." He says, "C'mon man..you have to have to be on something.." I take a step closer to him and growl, "You calling me a liar?" He jumps back like a frightened Gerbil and screams in a high pitched voice, "No, no please ..I swear, I wasn't..it's just that I'm on a lot of test, deca and winnie and ..I don't know..I mean..you look like a pro and ...umm". I go, "You're on juice ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH!"  I'd be very surprised if the Twink didn't off himself that night. One thing's for sure..he'll never recover.

sounds like gay porn sofar

[The ChemistV2]

Dude..if you actually believed my story, then you're a total idiot..It was a joke. I was paying respect to the legendary Squadfather/Quaker Oats/Dave Mirza..who used to post these hilarious gym "ownings" of a twink. Sorry you didn't get the joke. It's for Get Big veterans only.

I'm sure if Dave was around, he'd appreciate your well written tribute. Good piece of work there...made me laugh.

[Agnostic007]

classic gay pick up line. He was paying you a compliment and checking to see if you were open to the idea.. the put off combined with the growl confused him..

[_bruce_]

Good ol Dave.

[AC Slater]

good job lord of the roidz.

savage owning dealt to that twink.

[chadstallion]

he knew you were on a cycle because he looked at your crotch -
and there wasn't anything. no bulge, no junk....

[chadstallion]

classic gay pick up line. He was paying you a compliment and checking to see if you were open to the idea.. the put off combined with the growl confused him..

but offering $500. usually closes the deal.

[bodyofsteel]

One day the Daveastator will return and deliver many ownings to the tiny tits of Getbig. Do not be deceived by these false prophets!

[Lord of the Roidz]

he knew you were on a cycle because he looked at your crotch -
and there wasn't anything. no bulge, no junk....

I bet you stare at lot's of men's crotches don't you, Mr. Fruity Pebbles.

[Firemuscle]

So I just did 20 sets of chest and 15 sets of Bi's and I'm pumped like a float at the Macy's  day parade.....I mean, giving a whole new meaning to the word Swole. Then this 145 pound Skinny/fat geek, covered from head to toe in cystic acne walks up to me and attempts to speak to me.. He's so amazed by my physique, he starts to tremble and twitch..finally he squeaks, "Ummm...excuse me....but..you know, I was wondering..umm." I yell, "Out with it...just say it jackass!" He goes, " Could you tell me what you're taking? You know, like..what's your cycle?" I say, "I'm not on a God damned thing, ok? " His eyes get real wide and he gets this confused look..like someone told him Aliens had just landed." He says, "C'mon man..you have to have to be on something.." I take a step closer to him and growl, "You calling me a liar?" He jumps back like a frightened Gerbil and screams in a high pitched voice, "No, no please ..I swear, I wasn't..it's just that I'm on a lot of test, deca and winnie and ..I don't know..I mean..you look like a pro and ...umm". I go, "You're on juice ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH!"  I'd be very surprised if the Twink didn't off himself that night. One thing's for sure..he'll never recover.

 Bullshit story.

 If it's true, he probably just wanted to BUY some gear off you and he was trying not to be too direct in asking, hoping you would take the hint and hook him up.

[funk51]

Just for you.

thank you , little guy will catch you in 3 or 4 generations if he keeps evolving.

[Hulkotron]

I'm as far from gay as you can get. 

Everyone's a little bit gay (read some Freud).  Those who claim 100% straightness are generally the most gay.

[caseyviator]

i think the dude is totally with n his rite to slam the toad...fuck all these guys interuptin you and askin u shit about roids..there tons of guys like this and this happens to everyone who one of the bigger guys in a gym.  i think it sucks and more power to him!!  all you guys slamm him   why....if ur gonna ask sumthin like that u dont ask in the middle of of gym where you never know whos listenin, and you dont know who this guy is??why tell them shit....i wouldnt   good way to get cops lookin at you if you talk to sumone whos stupid enough to ask out in the open....he will tell everyone   you know he will...dont make any sense to tell him shit!

[Hulkotron]

i think the dude is totally with n his rite to slam the toad...fuck all these guys interuptin you and askin u shit about roids..there tons of guys like this and this happens to everyone who one of the bigger guys in a gym.  i think it sucks and more power to him!!  all you guys slamm him   why....if ur gonna ask sumthin like that u dont ask in the middle of of gym where you never know whos listenin, and you dont know who this guy is??why tell them shit....i wouldnt   good way to get cops lookin at you if you talk to sumone whos stupid enough to ask out in the open....he will tell everyone   you know he will...dont make any sense to tell him shit!

Haha, I wonder what kind of response they are expecting.  "Yeah bro let me hook you up.  Here take these d-bols!"