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Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
« Reply #700 on: January 17, 2011, 04:41:38 PM »
Keith takes on the mighty Goatboy arguing about the value of Getbig.


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Quote from: onlyme on July 08, 2008, 03:39:03 PM
This is the main reason why Ron has fucked up this board.  Too many people saying shit without anyone knowing who they are.  Shit changes when people know who you are.  How many guys like Goatballs would talk shit if people knew who is was and where he lived.  This place would have 20 people a day on it.


Goatboy: Ron didn't fuck up anything.  This board has always been free speech and flames everywhere.  Those who can handle it stay, those who are sensitive crybabies flee.  It's always been that way.  You used to be able to trade insults back and forth no problem, then at some point you became a passy and started melting down all over the place.  Maybe the extra 400 lbs of adipose has affected your hormones or something? You should talk to your good friend Oprah about recommending a good weight loss program for you. 

Keith: That was a round about way of saying people like you have actually ruined Getbig.  Get over it cause it isn't a good thing.  You do not belong here and honestly why would someone like you even come on here unless it has some kind of gay angle.  Hey Goatballs you want an autographed 8 x 10 of me.  I bet you anything you would love one so you could laminate it and........... well you know the rest.  All you gay guys are alike

Goatballs, you need to face reality.  You have grown up being in the back row, being the last one picked, being made fun of and definitely picked on by guys and probably girls too.  Not sure if this is why you are gay or whatever but it is your destiny to be a NO ONE.  I don't care either way.  It is your life.  I have had quite a bit of success in my life and even at the lowest point of my life, it is far far better than yours will ever be.  Sorry I have to be so hard on you but you really need to put in your place.  Hope this helps

Goatboy: Gayer than the high point of your life was being an uncredited extra in some arm-wrestling movie 20 years ago that no one remembers.  Is this the "success" you keep referring to in every thread, Keith?  Let's face it, you're a fat slob spending all day posting on getbig and chasing "glory days" that never were.   Hope this helps.

Keith: Dude no way in the world would you ever be able to get a sponsor for anything, but there is no way you could ever win anything.  You are defintiely someone I could not relate too.  In all my years I have never been associated with a loser and especially one who posts on an internet board and thinks he is something special.

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Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
« Reply #701 on: January 17, 2011, 04:47:03 PM »
Keith defends the mighty Hazbin. He respected people who actually achieved things in the Irongame.

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Quote from: hazbin on July 08, 2008, 04:17:16 PM
any anonymous members that post negative things about anyone should be deleted. chicken shit idiots with questionable agendas. if you call some one on, you should be forced to identify yourself or be deleted.


Keith: Exactly guys who just post and are cool to people shouldn't have to give up info.  But guys who rag and just post to post bullshit should be exposed.  If they can't handle it they should be banned.  Getbig has definitely gave quite a few guys on here Internet Bravado.  

And you "Haz" don't need to prove nothing.  Your physique and demeanor on here is exactly what it should be.  I know I am an asshole at times but I don't remember putting people down unless they ask for it.  And Goodrum, Apenis, Goatballs, Leafy Slug and others deserve everything they get.  Take a look at the History Board and see how I am on there and how that Board is moderated.  That is how I am in real life and how I treat people when they are resepctful.  My problem is I get pissed at punks because they pull shit and hide.  I loved it back in the 70's and 80's because at least if someone had something to say they had the balls to say it your face then you brawl.  Here you got to take shit from punks you never see or know.  

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Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
« Reply #702 on: January 17, 2011, 05:09:50 PM »
That Goatboy was one funny bastard. He ran this place for many years.

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Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
« Reply #703 on: January 17, 2011, 05:41:27 PM »
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You are doing a lot for everyone during this trying time .... and were a great friend to Keith .. please do take good care of yourself and know that you and your updates mean a lot here .. it's appreciated and you are a good man who is respected for all you do .. Thank You and God Bless  :)

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Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
« Reply #704 on: January 17, 2011, 06:13:05 PM »
Thanks, stunt, for the update on what happened to Keith. He wouldn't have wanted to die like that and need several big guys to get him out of his house. Oh, dear. Thankfully he had a very special daughter who cared about him and a wonderful friend in yourself.

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Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
« Reply #705 on: January 17, 2011, 06:32:01 PM »
Stuntmovie was always there to support Keith and post on his behalf. 

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« Reply #148 on: July 08, 2008, 06:44:23 PM » Quote 

Duce, feel free to call me anything your heart desires. No offense whatsoever. If a lapdog is one who tells the truth when the facts are being misunderstood or misconstrued (misconstruded?), then I am the biggest lapdog in existence and damn proud of it.

X, an arm wrestling champ may not be an impressive title to you and it sure as hell ain't to me either, but when an athlete takes his "athletic title" and does something with it, that makes all the difference in the world. And when he uses that title to benefit others who are less fortunate, then it becomes a monumental accomplishment and something to be proud to brag about.

I won't go into details here, but you must have accomplished something in your lifetime even if it didn't have a title attached  and then used that accomplishment for the benefit of others.

Just let me ask you- what have you ever done for kids with drug problems, and for kids who never thought they could walk a hundred feet and ended up running a hundred yards with Keith at the other end to greet them with a big hug and a hearty "well done", for kids who cried while attempting to bench press 45 pounds in an attempt to win a little plastic cup.

Back when Keith was involved it was called The Special Olympics. I think it's called the same today.

Keith did all that and so much more and always promised to come back tomarrow while more famous individuals gave excuses to avoid their return.

You really want to feel good about yourself? .... Volunteer and give them your support and help those kids cross that finish line and smile and laff and sometime even cry with them. No matter what your feelings are on the outside, on the inside your heart is feeling wonderful.

Keith showed/shows up and did/does all this and that is a fact that cannot be denied.

Maybe it's your turn to fill his shoes or just show up and stand beside him and help these Special Olympic participants accomplish the impossible odds.

At times like these I'm most definitely proud to be a lapdog!



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Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
« Reply #706 on: January 17, 2011, 06:38:19 PM »
Because Stunt defended Keith and vouched for him he was accused of being Keith's gimmick!

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Quote from: BigFNDuce on July 08, 2008, 08:31:56 PM
Seriously, you are making a fucking fool of yourself. Keith has finally gone the way of Kegdraining and Squadfather. Onlyme is no more, no matter what gimmick he posts under. He has killed himself and now you should think about doing the same.

Keith: Hey which gimmick are you moron.  Come on fess up.  We all know there are only a few idiots as dumb as you.  And please don't kill yourself.  You are fast becoming the #1 joke on here.

Stunt, you have to treat guys like this like you would a retard.  It is so apparent his insecurity is his strongest trait.  He has nothing else.  Think about how shitty his parents feel when they have to introduce him as their retarded step son.  Now that is a lot to live with.  Give him a break

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Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
« Reply #707 on: January 17, 2011, 06:51:26 PM »
The taunt that will live forever with the Getbiggers.

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You guys show some respect for Keith...Keith Once sat Next to Jonsey at a charity Event...

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Stunt that is not a bad list but mine is bigger cause I actually worked with them.  If I put down every celebrities I just shook hands with or was in the same room with it would be unreal.  But I try to keep it where I have some kind of story not just a i met this guy here or there even though there are plenty of those.  And to tell you the truth I never really made a big deal out of who I have met or worked with till posting this stuff on Getbig.  Everyone else was a big deal out of it.  I usually post something relative to the thread.  I just don't randomly post a pic of someone just to post a pic of me and whoever.  And I forget half the shit I have done or the people I meet cause at the time it was just something I did a lot of.  

Here is a name dropper so then the guys who rag on me can rag some more.  I kinda like it.  I was playing in a tennis/golf tournament in Boca Raton, FL at the then Vitas Giralitis International Tennis Center.  By the way I was doing an event in Miami a fund raiser for MDA and one of the organizers asked me to be in the event.  I remember them asking me if I wanted to play tennis or golf.  I said both.  They couldn't believe I wanted to play tennis.  But I showed them when I made it to the finals.  A lot of major celebs were involved including (here we go) Vitas, Bjorn Borg, Vija Armatraij(sp?), Roscoe Tanner, Nels Van Patton, Stephan Edberg, NBA Hall of Famer Rick Barry, Dr. J, John Havlichik(sp?), Linda Evans, Woody Harelson, Kristina Wayborn (pictured), and several very famous musicians but I can't remember their names, the guy who played Jimmy Olsen in the Superman movie (he beat me in the "closet to the pin hole) and quite a few others including pro golfers who we were teamed up with.  In my foursome was Dr. J.  He cheats.  We also got to to some opening of a gym and played basketball against the Fire and Police Dept. for charity.  I was in awe.  Dr. J, Rick Barry and John Havlechik were on my team and I got to play with them.  It was unreal.  I actually got a pass for Dr. J and made a basket.  I swear to god.  I played tennis with Nels Van Pattan (who was my pro) against Bjorn Borg and Kristina Wayborn.  It was a packed arena and was awesome.  Rick Barry served as good as any pro said Vitas and Bjorn.  I was sitting up with them along with Grandma Gerulitis.  She was very nice.  They treat you like kings at events like that one.  My personal assistant they assigned me ended up being more than just my assistant.  She came to the black tie party with me in which I didn't wear a back tie.  I hid in the back and then I saw Woody come in and he was even in a tux.  I saw him across the room.  i couldn't believe it.  Then as he got closer I saw it was just one of those t-shirts that look like a tux.  that was very funny and we hung out near the back so no one would see us.  Had a great party aboard a yacht called Monkey Business.  It was some boat that was part of a political scandal.  

Anyway, there is a story that all my fans here can rag me on for name dropping.  Oh and Stunt, I think you met Hazbin but of course you probably forgot.  He is a really nice guy and built unreal

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Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
« Reply #708 on: January 17, 2011, 07:04:11 PM »
Keith sure got around and knew all sorts of interesting and famous people.

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Easy to top Stunt.  My mom saw Ricky Nelson all the time as she did many many other celebrities because of her job.  She did a lot of notarizing for him and got me his autograph a few times.  As with Buddy Ebsen he came into our club several times back in the early 80's.  He looked at least 150 years old back then.  It was neat talking to Jed Clampett. 

I remember every tuesday was Bill Daily's night out without his wife.  He had an awesome looking wife.  We always talked a lot when he came in.  I am sure Max Rep had to have talked to him too when he came in.  He was very nice.  I remember I had a girlfriend who couldn't believe wherever we went someone knew me.  So we went to Palm Springs one weekend and went to some restaurant that was really nice but away from the Palm Canyon.  Well low and behold Bill was there and saw me.  He comes up and hugs me and gets all excited.  We sit down with them for dinner (yes he paid so free meal time).  When we left Lori (my girlfriend) asked who that was and I said that was Major Healey from I Dream of Jeannie.  She had no idea who it was.

Sorry everyone for the name dropping.  Stunt lets talk about Jack Lord and Jim Nabors.  There's two people we know and I talked to many times.   
 
 
 

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Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
« Reply #709 on: January 17, 2011, 08:06:07 PM »
Thanks again to you all for the above comments.

We took all the kids (Keith's grandkids and a couple of their friends) to a kid's outdoor park in a relatively new shopping center called Town Square  and let them fun amuck while we discussed various topics regarding Keith and his forthcoming memorial.

A very great friend of ours (retired Navy) has written an eulogy which I will post here shortly. I want to get Jaime's permission before doing so which I'm sure she'll approve.

We discussed a number of things including the possible GetBig donation subject and I am leaving that up to Jaime and Jeff (US Navy retired) to work that out. Jaime will be contacting Ron personally. Or has possibly done so already.

And I have found out that there will be an autopsy, but the results will not be released for another 45 days or so. I assume that autopsies are required in Nevada.

I never had one so I have no idea how they work.

I am going to ask Jaime if she would address you all on this Board within the next few days.

Jaime, her husband and the four kids (ages three months to 6 years) have moved to the bigger house of a mutual friend and we will be meeting tomorrow to take the kids down to the Strip Casinos and teach them how to play Craps and Blackjack......

 Nahhhhhh .... I'm gonna show them a great ice-cream parlour on the casino floor in the Aria Hotel Casino and keep the kids busy while the parents throw some dimes in the slot machines which are located within crying-hearing distance from the ice-cream counter where we will pig-out on those expensive pancake things with all the ice-cream on the top. (They have a name but I forgot it.)

Then we plan to show the kids the lions in the MGM Grand up the road a bit.

Jaime is a great mom and likes to keep the kids busy and enjoy themselves.

In the meantime Keith's brother is making arrangements for the memorial in LA.

So everyone is keeping busy and the kids are a real pleasure to be with.

That's about it.

Thanks again, Stunt.

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Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
« Reply #710 on: January 17, 2011, 09:06:32 PM »
Here's the first and possibly final draft (eulogy) on behalf of Keith as written by his good friend - Jeff Conrad.
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I had the pleasure of meeting Keith back in 2003 in Hawaii.  From our initial meeting, I knew that our friendship would last a lifetime.  It saddens me that our friendship was cut short by his sudden death!  I will cherish our friendship and will always reflect on the conversations that we had, the business ventures we discussed, and the happy times we shared with family either over the phone or in person!  Keith…you will be missed by me, my family and all of those who loved you!  We know that you are in a better place…in God’s Heavenly Kingdom!

As I prepared for this tribute to my good friend Keith Jones, I was reading all the condolences on Keith’s Face Book page and I quickly learned that there were some common denominators that everyone talked about.  The first trait that stands out was that Keith was truly a family-man.  He loved his two beautiful daughters and his precious grandkids with all his heart!  There was not a conversation that Keith and I had without him talking about and keeping me updated about his family!  You can see from his website (www.keithdjones.com) on how much he loved and thought about his daughters and grandkids.  In fact, my last conversation with Keith on January 3, 2011 he talked about how much he was looking forward to moving back to Hawaii to be closer to his kids.

The second trait that everyone talks about is his friendly personality.  Keith was a fun-loving guy!  He loved to joke around with people to make them laugh and put a smile on their face.  Keith also knew when it was time to joke around or time to be serious with someone.  He provided me a lot of sound advice on various topics and I will carry forward his advice with me in my life-long journey.

Another important trait that Keith was so good at was his strong marketing skills.  Keith had a gift from God in this department!  He knew how to market products, how to talk to people by putting them at ease with his caring attitude and willingness to help them be successful in their marketing needs.  You can see his talent by his own website that I referenced earlier on how gifted Keith was as a webmaster.  I was blessed to have a couple of websites built for me by Keith and he diligently worked on them to my satisfaction and I can honestly say that without his professional talent, I would not have the marketing success I have today and in the future for my product.

Not only was Keith a great marketer, but he was a great businessman!  He was so business savvy!  We had numerous conversations on various business ventures that Keith wanted to pursue.  I know he was working hard on his Maui Babe Coffee and his Product Placement business ventures.  He was making great strides before his life was cut short on having a very lucrative and successful business in these two areas.   
 
As you read Keith’s biography on his website, you learn that Keith had many dreams in life.  He dreamt of being a professional baseball player.  Although, he worked hard on fulfilling that dream, he came up a little short.  Keith then decided to get into bodybuilding, power-lifting, and even professional arm wrestling.  Well, he did have success in these sports.  In fact, with his strong physique that he mastered from his diligence in weight training and his pretty-boy looks, he started an acting career.  Keith was a member of the Screen Actors Guild and had worked on over 40 commercials, television and film productions.  He was also featured in many publications around the country including Time Magazine (November 1987), Planet Muscle Magazine (May 2003), and a book titled “Struggling to be Heard”.

On March 1, 1998 while training for the 2000 Olympics in Sydney, Australia to compete in the Discus event, Keith was bit by what the doctors told him was a brown recluse spider.  After spending 28 days in the hospital and over six months in rehabilitation, Keith’s life as he puts it changed forever.  The doctors wanted to amputate his leg, but Keith convinced them otherwise.  Keith had many medical complications and other medical things happen to him as a result of this spider bite.  The most damaging and as Keith puts it discouraging thing that happened to him was the weight gain due to the inactivity and depression that took over him due to the inactivity of working out like he was accustomed to doing.

As I mentioned at the beginning, I had the pleasure of meeting Keith back in 2003, when Keith didn’t have that strong physique type body due to his medical conditions.  I have to be honest, it didn’t matter to me what he looked like on the outside, but rather, what was important to me was the type of person Keith was on the inside!  I immediately learned from my brief introduction to Keith that he was a very intelligent and caring man.  I valued the way Keith conducted business and how he treated everyone fairly, with compassion and the willingness to help them in their needs.  As a good salesman, he knew how to “close the sale”!

Throughout his lifetime, Keith always made time to support various charitable organizations, especially one’s that supported kids.  He also was a strong supporter of the military.  As a 24-year Navy veteran, I valued his strong support to the men and women that have served and continue to serve our great country in protecting our freedom!  Keith was a true patriot through his actions while proudly serving his community throughout the country during his lifetime.

I think it is important for people to understand who Keith really was and what he stood for.  He has touched the lives of all those he had come in contact with.  I have learned a great deal from him that I will cherish for as long as I live.  I hope and pray that we can learn from Keith’s life experience and his words as indicated on the first paragraph on his website that I quote:

“Some people say to me how interesting and exciting life I have had.  The opportunity to travel and be a part of some very special and exciting moments and events I have experienced will last my lifetime.  I have been very lucky in my life and have been able to do things and meet people I never thought would happen.  But, I also had some hard times.  I know everyone has gone through the same things I have gone through and even worse.  What counts is how you take advantage of the opportunities you were given and to conquer the negative things that have happened…no matter how long it takes.  Just Never Give Up!”

It is ironic that one of Keith’s favorite quotes as indicated under his name at the top of his website reads:  “Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your dream”, correlates with one of my speeches titled “Don’t Be Adverse To Overcome Adversity”.  As a Motivational Speaker, I talk about in the speech how obstacles, challenges, and tragedies are all part of life.  Unavoidable.  But lessons learned and shared from real-life experience can help us in our life of business or business of life.  To me, I have learned a great deal through Keith’s life experience of which made me a better person and one that is determined to succeed in life, just like Keith did, despite any obstacles that come in the way.

One of our main jobs in life is to become an expert in dealing with adversity, to triumph over difficulty, to rise above the challenges of day-to-day life.  Keep your thoughts on where you're going, not on where you've been.  Keep your eyes on your goals, and keep your chin tilted upward toward the sunshine.  Resolve in advance that you will meet and overcome every difficulty, and then, no matter what happens, don't give up until you do.

Keith, I know that you always had your eyes on your goals, met every adversity (obstacle) head on, and never gave up!  You will never be forgotten and I will take the many fond memories and those conversations we have had with me throughout my life-long journey.  As the saying goes, “Success is a journey, not a destination!”  As you succeeded in life, we too will succeed through learning from your life’s experience.

Thank you for being a great friend for those fortunate years I had known you!  Although, you are no longer with us in a physical sense, we know that you will always be with us in spirit!  As our Guardian Angel in God’s Heavenly Kingdom, we ask you to watch over, guide and protect your beautiful daughters, precious grandkids, family members and friends always!

Keith, I will leave you with this last statement…I will not say goodbye, but rather, until we meet again!  See you up there in Heaven one day “Big Buddy”!

All my love,

Your “Little Buddy”
Jeff Conrad     

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Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
« Reply #711 on: January 18, 2011, 12:13:44 AM »
Keith was one of the boys and often contributed to threads about girls and relationships.

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I have had a few get away cause I was more afraid of getting tied down than anything.   One that would be related to this board would be at the Mr. Olympia around 2001.  I hadn't started gaining the weight yet but wasn't lifting as much.  Well of course I still hade my hot looks.  At a party at the Mandalay Bay this fitness model (and yes most of you would know who she is) and me got rather close.  Well she needed to get up to her room so of course I took her.  She was very drunk and in the elevator we started to get a little frisky.  The doors open up to her floor and I had to pick her up and carry her to the room.  It was maybe around 2am or so.  I got the door open and it was dark as hell.  I carried her over to the bed and i basically just fell on the bed with her.  All of a sudden I hear this scream.  It scared the shit out of me and vice versa.  I started to tell the person I was just helping  to the room.  Well now the girl I was with grabs me and in a drunken voice says he is going to sleep with me.  The girl in the bed is now up and turns on the light on the table.  HOLY MACREL! it is a fitness model EVERYONE knows.  She is in a baby doll shirt and a thong.  I am telling you WOW!  So she is telling me to leave and the girl I was with is saying no and now they are arguing and I decided to go.  But I tell you, the girl I was with was HOT!  But after seeing the other girl up close and personal and knowing she was always so HOT I couldn't think of anything else but her.  The next day I saw the girl I was with at the Expo and she explained everything.  They went together and shared the room.  And that we scared her so bad she didn't who I was and just didn't think it was cool I stayed.  I only saw her one time since.  Nice long story.

Of course I had a bikini model I went out with several times and had a great time with before I moved to Hawaii.  She is actually one girl I thought I could marry.  Oh well

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Re: R.I.P. Keith Jones aka Onlyme/Noworries
« Reply #712 on: January 18, 2011, 12:29:38 AM »
I think some mention of how much the internet and Getbig in particular played in Keith's life over the last 10 years might be mentioned and how he told his stories and made perhaps thousands of people laugh with his posts. His journey online resembles what he did in real life. When onlyme had set backs like being put in Time out he came back as noworries to continue as if nothing had happened. He spent a lot of his time interacting with various people on all manner of threads and surely was one of the boys here.

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Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
« Reply #713 on: January 18, 2011, 12:33:07 AM »
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=118379.0;topicseen

talking about armwrestling/beating John Brznk

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Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
« Reply #714 on: January 18, 2011, 12:35:01 AM »
Keith went to various auditions for parts in commercials and movies.

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I can't remember what mag Don wrote for but he called me and interviewed me on the phone and said he's like to put some of the interview in the article.  I never saw the article.  Here is the funniest Don Ross story.  I can't remember the film name but I got a call to go to Dino DeLaurentis office to read for this movie.  I get there and see Don Ross in the lobby.  We say hi how are yhou doing that kind of stuff.  Anyway, the casting director comes out and puts us in groups of 3.  We are supposed to be 3 brothers just got out of jail.  We're supposed to be a little crazy and "off" in the head.  So anyway the first group goes in.  They leave.  Then it was Don's group.  I was in the last group.  About a minute later you here all this yelling and screaming and things breaking from the office.  We're all looking at each other like what's up.  The girl in the office opens the door and you can just barely see Don going crazy inn the office.  You hear all this cussing.  She shuts the doors and about a minute later Don comes out the door and yell "Fuck Yea"! he says see you later to me and leaves.  The guys from the office come out and tells the girl to call Don's agent.  He asks us to come in.  We go and the place is a mess. This guy is hysterical and asks us "what's with you Hollywood fuckers" look at what that asshole did.  Lolng story short, they didn;t even let us read for the part.  They cancelled the additions for LA and moved them to North Carolina or somewhere's like that cause that is where they were based out of.  I talked to Don once since that happend.  He told me his agent called him and told him they wanted Don to pay for the damages.  Don laughed at that one.  SO I think his agent at that time had to pay for it and he dropped Don.  I asked what he did and he said the part asked for the guy to be really crazy so he decided to be REALLY crazy.  He was reallu funny.  I wished I had one of the posters we did together.  I hadd one and lost it.  They were in every store in Puerto Rico.  We were also on a ton of billboards over there.  I did an appearance in Miami and some people recognized from the billboard.  It was neat.  I liked being bald and in fact I just shaved my head last week and am bald again.

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Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
« Reply #715 on: January 18, 2011, 12:40:20 AM »
One of Keith's stories about eccentric Benny Podda. They both trained at Ray Mentzer's Muscle Mill.

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Yes they did get married later on.  In fact I think I saw a few of the wedding pics.  Okay let me tell you my Benny Podda story.

At Muscle Mill I used to provide quite a few people with those body enhancing supplements you usually get in Mexico.  Spme of them we talk about on these boards.  But nothing will come from these lips on that.  Anyway, Benny told me about a really good supplement that is given to race horses.  It was milky white.  Now for awhile everything was great.  Until one day one of my friends told me nothing is happening and it's been 2 months.  He took it to a pharmacist friend of his and it was actually milk.  So I approached Benny to ask him what's up. He said they are joking with me and left.  So I cehcked again with my friend and he showed me some kind of letter from his friend stating the facts.  So he gave me a copy and I showed Benny.  Benny then says well what the you gonna do.  Give him back his money.  I said no problem you give me back my money.  Then he erupted.  I was pretty surprised because Benny was allot smaller than me and especially shorter.  I looked at him and said what the fuck you talking about you fucking scumbag.  Now Ray comes over and asks what is happening.  I told him everything.  Then benny buts in and says. Hey asshole what are you going to do about it.  I said I'm going to kick your ass.  He says fuck you while Ray is between us.I then told the girl behind the counter to call 911.  benny says what the fuck you calling the cops for pussy.  I say not the cops...an ambulance casue I'm going to beat the shit out of you and I want them here so you don't die.  Ray loved that line and told us to knock it off.  Benny walked away cussing at me.  Ray turns to me ands says.  What the fuck is going on here I don't want to be in the middle of you two guys goinng at it.  From then on me and Benny never said another word to each other.  The guy who bought the stuff from me I made up to with some other supplements.  That is why i say that about Benny.  He was a tough little guy but at that time not to many people bothered me.  Max remember Ron Gibson from work.

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Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
« Reply #716 on: January 18, 2011, 12:43:14 AM »
Keith had fun wherever he went. That especially includes the gym.

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« Reply #28 on: March 16, 2005, 09:58:32 AM » Quote 

How about Bob Sears.  Me and Bob were good friends.  I rememebr me and a friend went over to his house.  He answered the door with no shirt on.  I swear to god he looked like Arnold at his peak.  Bob had such a great chest and his abs were the thickest I have ever seen.  His quads were huge.  His body was awesome.  He showed a bunch of articles on himself that many saying he is the next Arnold.  I really think he wasted his life away with the cocaine.  It ruined everything he had.  Lost his great wife and job and all his desire to train seriously.  man I'm telling you and I've seen some of the best, Bob defintiely could have done some damage in the Pros.  Plus he wasn't bad looking.  I remeber we would always compete to see who got the most girls.  We used to play hide n' seek at work too.  I found him one time screwing a girl in the not completed pong in the back.  He caught me getting head in the closet by the restrooms.  We had a great time back then.  SO many of the BB's from Gold's came in because of Ron, Bob and remember Jim Flarety.  He was a BB too.  But I think he was better known for putting diets together for competitors.  He was funny casue he had no sense of humor.  And then Rajan got a job bouncing there from Gold's too.  He took so much steroids he would shoot up in the restroom.  Some guys came by and wanted us (the bouncers) to work private security for Larry Flint (owner of Hustler).  We all said no but Rajan.  A few weeks later Rajan is tellng me he is selling these paintings and if I knew anyone who wanted to buy them.  They ended up being Larry FLint's.  I guess they somehow found there way into the trunk of his car.  Great stories from that place.  How about when the cops tried to pull over the Barbarian Brothers in their Jeep outside the front of the club.  That was hilarious too.  Remember the 32 oz. Margarita The Manhattan Maggie.

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Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
« Reply #717 on: January 18, 2011, 12:46:39 AM »
A buffet story. Guess who ate the most....nope, not Keith.

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« Reply #39 on: March 17, 2005, 12:04:35 AM » Quote 

Okay got to tell the buffet story.  Myself, David and Peter, Pete G. and a black guy named Clyde Butch Perry (Manny Perry's cousin).  He was a competitive BB'  I think he was in the USA or something like that.  Good size guy and really nice.  Well myself and one of my other friends picked up on some girls.  They liked us and wanted to hang around.  They came to the hotel in their convertible Rabbit.  We had a great idea.  Myself (300lbs.), David (270), Peter (250), Clyde (240) all got in the little Rabbit and drove around the traffice circle in front of the hotel.  You got to imagine this little car with us in it.  The tires were smoking and it was hilarious.  I have it on tape and pics somehwere but I think in LA.  Anyway the owner of the nightclub in town had the only limo in town so he let us use it while we were there.  So, comes dinner.  This hotel has the best seafood buffet in hawaii.  I used to fly to Hilo just for the buffet on Fridays.  So, we all sit down.  There was us, the two girls and a couple of other friends.

Now for my size I really don;t eat a whole lot.  But I do down the fish.  I had maybe a couple pounds.  The regular sides.  Instead of glasses of milk or orange juice all of us grabbed the whole pitcher and drank from them.  Instead of a piece of pie we grabbed the whole pie.  Anyway, about an hour later we are stuffed.  David is finishing what I had on my plate.  I of course had a plastic bag and took quite a bit of the fish to my room for later.  So we are all sitting there stuffed to the gills.  Pete is at the other ended of the table eating everything on the table that was left.  Pete now weighs about 180 or 190.  He eats only one meal a day.  He is a night person.  he used to tell me about how a lion lives.  Sleeps all day eats at night one big meal.  Very efficient he used to tell me.  I kind of live like that but I got it mixed up and thought he said eat all day and night.  Anyway, so he eats an incredible amount of food.  Sometimes he will order 4 or 5 times at a restaurant when we go out.  Even my daughters can't believe how much he eats. Anyway, we just couldn;t believe what we were seeing.  Our table ate more than probably all the other tables put together that were eating when we were there.  So if you ever get a chance to eat with Pete.  Fast before you go cause you are going to gain weight.  And the funny thing is how trim he stays doing this.

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Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
« Reply #718 on: January 18, 2011, 12:51:53 AM »
Taking showers with Rachel back in the day at World Gym.


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Taking showers with Rachel back in 1979 at the old World Gym was my best memory in the gang shower.  Watching her do pullups as sexy as they could be done next to the dumbell rack was another great memory.  Back then they had one locker room I think.  A few years later they added the women's locker room.  I better get this straight before I go on.  I didn't actually take a shower with her, I was in the locker room.

Well if I remember right with only one locker room sometimes there would be men and women at the same time.  Mostly guys worked out back then anyway.  But I went to change and she was taking a shower.  I didn't go in the showers because I am a gentleman.  Plus I was afraid cause I wasn't sure I was allowed to.  I was a youngster just getting into being friends with everyone.  I didn't want to rock the boat.  But, I was in the same locker room.  Plus, when she did the pullups that was a site alone that will be etched in my memory.  BAck then I was really into training.  Besides going to Palm Springs, working out was about all I did.  I was a house painter and I remember I was doing a house in Santa Monica and decided to workout in the morning.  I would take my workers to the house and then I would go train.  After training I would go to the beach then have lunch spend about an hour at the house then go home.

Anyone remember the outside workout area at World Gym.  It was kind of neat getting a tan while you train.  After Worlds moved, Joe made the gym his home.  And I think Tony Novak worked his business out of there too.  Does anyone here remember Tony Novak.  When I first started at World's in 1979 I saw him.  I was very quiet since everyone there was older than me.  I saw him and thought he was John Matusak from the Raiders.  He was huge and mean looking.  Later on I found out he was our in-house "supplement" provider (if you know what I mean).  He used to train with a guy named Bugsy who woudl arch his back so high when benching you could crawl under it.  Bugsy had a nice Rolls Royce.  I remember Tony was like Joe Gold's "enforcer" at the gym.  Anyone have a problem Tony would take care of it.  The gym was upstairs.  Joe didn't like photgraphers or tourists coming in the gym taking pictures without his permission.  Well one day two guys came up and wanted to take pictures.  Joe was there and said no.  Tony was training kind of next to me about 10' away.  I saw in the mirror that Joe was telling these guys to leave and they wouldn't.  Well Tony then noticed and got up and went over to Joe.  I was looking in the mirror at the whole thing developing.  Now, these guys were near the stairs right at the entrance.  Then all of a sudden Tony pushes one of them and he falls into the other one and they proceeded to roll down the stairs.  Then you hear Tony "stay the f**k out".  He came back and started training like nothing happened.  This all happened in a span of about a minute.  You see Tony on Pumping Iron when Arnold first gets back into the gym and Arnold says "Big Tony" and Tony is peeling an orange I think.  He was a character.  I saw him at the Arnold a few years back.  He is making all the leather jackets for World Gym.  Great guy.

As with Curtis Leffler.  Curtis was defintiely the most vascular BB I have ever met.  He lost the USA to Paul Dillet and I know that hurt him.  We used to train together a little back in the early 90's.  He is as strong as Ronnie and stronger in some lifts.  He competed in the WSM once.  He looked great doing it but didn't do so well.  He did have some viable excuses.  Number one a few days before he had just competed in a bodybuilding show show so he was a little weak and depleted.  And second they had him go first in allot of the events and didn't know the technique as they had somoe new events.  Everyone after him saw what not to do and beat him badly.  But he constantly won the Hawaii Strongman COmpetition.  The only real thing I remember him doing though was benching 405 for 27 reps.  And he was a puller not so much a pusher.  He was a great guy and friend and he is missed.

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Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
« Reply #719 on: January 18, 2011, 12:56:58 AM »
A story about Ken Waller chasing a car.

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« Reply #91 on: March 19, 2005, 05:27:42 PM » Quote 

Okay here is a parking lot story kind of.  As 619 said the parking lot was small and at street level.  THe gym was built above it.  There was a small store you could buy food at on the diagonal corner.  It was so funny looking down out the window towards that little store when guys would walk across to get something to eat or drink.  All the traffic would stop people getting out of their cars to take pictures it was something.  Anyway, me, Ron Depolito (who actually got me into the sport and paid my fees ($150 for the year), and I think Manny Perry.  We were downstairs in front of the gym looking at one of Manny's custom Cadillacs.  We're talking and all of a sudden a car come out of the parking lot and almost hits us.  They didn;t stop or anything.  Waller starts yelling at them and cussing then starts running after the car.  We are looking at Kenny running after this car and couldn't believe he was running so far.  We look at each other and jump in the car and take off after Kenny.  We catch up to him maybe a few blocks up.  They turned right and Kenny kept chasing them.  Well finally when we get to Kenny, Ronny yells "get in the f**kin car dumbass"  Kenny slows down and sits on the curb.  He is so out of breath.  Ronny gets out and asks Kenny "what the f**k are you doing".  Kenny say (out of breath) I thought they'd hit a red light or stop.  It was so funny.  Kenny liked to fight and had a short fuse.  Does anyone remember the name of Waller's gym under the hotel along the 405 freeway.  I read somebody wrote that they think Kal has a gym I think this may be it.  Kenny also made the bestr tank tops.  The spagetti string, low cut ones.  KW Enterprises.  They were great.

I'd see Kenny every now and then at the club I was a bouncer at and at the movies.  I was always with a different girl and he would come up to whomever I was with and tell them I was a slut and be careful.  He was bad for my love life.  And I talk to him on the phone every now and then when I order some shirts.  He runs Extreme Activewear who makes Gold's Gym shirts.

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« Reply #720 on: January 18, 2011, 01:02:22 AM »
Another story from Keith.


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« Reply #99 on: March 19, 2005, 07:48:04 PM » Quote 

I'm getting really pissed off.  that is the second time I have erased a good story.  I almost threw my fucking laptop across the room.  FUCK!.  Okay, let me start again.  A couple of those question's Kevin asked

5.  George Effirmen had a gym in Vegas
6. Mike Dayton used to hang himself
7. Sheri Lewis was Reg's wife's name
8. Was it Sinbad or Hercules

I don't exactly remember Dave.  If he was there from 79 to 82 I had to have seen him and met him at some time or another.

Does anyone remember Bill Petit.  He was a really strong black guy who had one eye.  He did pull-ups with (2) 150 lb dumbells hanging from his waist (like Roy Callendar doing the dips).  He was so strong and had some of the biggest arms at the gym.  These guys were so into training and most of them competed so I didn't bother them to much unless I need some help or advice.  I was small compared to them.  I only weighed a little under 250 and I do know my arms were just hit 20".  So I wasn't that big compared to these guys.  Joe actually helped me allot.  It was almost like he was taking me under his wing.  The only thing is he gave up because I refused to compete unless I could wear OP shorts on stage.  I told him I would never wear a pair of Speedos.  I could barely keep "Moby" in the shorts I wore let alone try to keep him in a pair of Speedos (hehe).

I wasn't that much into bodybuilding or powerlifting as much as I was into the girls liking my body.  I did it because of all the attention I got.  It just so happened I got really strong doing it.  Not until my first competiton in 1983 did I take it really serious.  Then I wanted to be as strong and big as I could get.

I think I got along with everyone at the gym back then.  I was in such awe of them all.  It was neat being able to say to my friends as we looked through the magazines that I either knew him or even trained with him.

Unlike most or the old-timers on here I wasn't a competitve bodybuilder or ever really hung out with them except to train and sometime have lunch with.  My stories defintiely aren't as good as Kevin's, 619, Dan-O, Max Rep and others because they were competitors or actually directly asscociated with bodybuilding...the sport and competiton.  My experiences are from gym time or talking on a social level at an event or something like that.  I have been pretty lucky to meet so many athletic superstars and many of my childhood idols (Ali being my all time favorite).  I'm sure my memory is going slowly but reading some of the other posts jogs my memory each time.  I do need to tell my Gene Mozee story which I did yesterday then accidentlly erased it.

But, as for peeking into the shower with Rachel.  I might have but I can't remember so I probably didn't.  Because if I did I highly doubt I would forget it.  She was the epitomy of FINE!  If only the female BB's of today would look like her.

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Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
« Reply #721 on: January 18, 2011, 01:09:17 AM »
Keith tells a story about Gene Mozee.


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You know I was sitting here thinking.  The others on here (Wes, Kevin, 619, Max, Crown, Kenny and Ric Drasin, others) are real pieces of Bodybuilding (history even).  I never competed or lived the lifestyle (except for a little over a year when Tony Pearson had me on that frickikng diet) I just went to the gym and wanted to be big, strong and look good.   I was fortunate to be able to talk, meet and become friends with allot of sport superstars including all of bodybuilders.  I know I was given the chance because of my athletic achievements but I don't a 1/1000 of the stories these guys have.  So I'm glad you like the little ones I do have cause it's great recalling them in my mind.

Okay, Gene Mozee.  Most people won't knwo who he is but the old timers will.  When I knew Gene he was helping at a club I was going to.  He used to tell some of the most outrageous stories of his past that were incredible.  Now you have to imagine what he looked like (back then).  He was probably in his late 40's, around 165, 5'7" or so, tan, not many teeth, bleach blond hair, and always wore long sleeve shirt or coat.  One of his stories involved a barbell with 405 lbs. on it laying on the ground.  Gene he was the only person he knew who could crawl under the bar then press the weight up off his chest.  This was a feat I never tried cause I could'nt see my head even fittng under the bar.  He had a million bodybuilding stories.  He was great friends with Arnold and others.  He told us he had the first set of 19" (could have been 20") arms and weighed under 200 lbs.

One day Gene asked me if I wanted to go the Mr. California contest with him.  I said yea of course.  Gene didn't drive cause I think he lost his license from to many DUI's.  SO we leave the gym and go to the show.  If I remember right it was downtown LA somewhere.  The whole way down Gene is telling me to just hang with him and we can get in.  He didn't have any tickets.  We get there and was walking up the street and everyone who is anyone in bodybuilding was there.  I saw everyone I seen in magazines.  I swear to god everyone there knew Gene and allot of them went out of their way to come say hi to him.  I couldn't believe it. He really was someone important.  Now to tell you the truth I can't even remember if we went to the show.  I don't think so cause I think I would remember something about it.  But I think Gene just wanted a ride there so he can see everyone.  Anyway, I did take him home.  He lived above a garage in a little place.  When I went inside, this place was covered with pictures on the floor, walls, on tables and chairs.  He probably had every bodybuilding magazine ever printed in this place.  It wa slike a bodybuildinng library.  He always told us about things he had done that sounded so outrageous but here was all the evidence he was telling us the truth.  He really has been around.  And I saw the pictures of him under the barbell pressing it up.  He had a great body back when he was younger.  Does anyone have any pics of Gene back in the day.  He also told me he was the first person to interview Arnold.  He wrote for Weider but he told me Weider didn't pay him several articles so he quit writing for him.  But I see he is back writing for M&F and others.  I'm glad he is doing good.  Pete G told me he saw him at Artie Zeller's funeral.

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Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
« Reply #722 on: January 18, 2011, 01:13:16 AM »
Keith once got drunk. This is his story.


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Okay, first off I very rarely drink.  Since 1984 I have been drunk maybe 3 times to this day.  And the only other times I'd get drunk was in Palm Springs where I was the unoffical Margarita maker and the town gave me the nickname of Tarzan.  i never wore a shirt or shoes.  Infact many of the restaurants on Palm Canyon had shirts that fit me in their closets or wherever so I had something to wear when I came in to eat.  Well the worst time being drunk was at the wedding of Alan Inchinose (Mr. USA and Judy ?) now officially called the most boring wedding and reception in history.  Everything was in japanese.

ANyway.  I am sitting with Kevin, my friend Sal and Pete G.  Pete says this is boring lets drink.  Well it had an open bar.  A quick sidenote:  I had a very successful company called Purely Hawaiian.  I had a party to celebrate it's creation.  Close to 600 people attended and it was at the Tahitian Lanai on the beach.  It was catered and everything.  Well the manager comes up to ma and asks me if I wanted an "open bar".  I said of course everyone will want to drink.  In fact the picture below is of me and Gary Proper (the creator of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) at the party.  Well a long story short, at the end of the night the manager comes up to me and want $8,300 and something.  I said what I already paid for the food and stuff.  He said it was for the drinks.  I said what why am I paying.  He said because you said you wanted an open bar.  Well f**k me I didn't know what "open bar" meant.  I thought he wanted the bar to stay open to sell drinks.  Well f**k I had no money on me so I talked my asshole attorney to put it on his American Express card.  Man that was a huge and expensive lesson.

Now back to Wedding Nightmare.  Well the few times I have been drunk I always had the same philosophy, why take so long.  If I'm going to get drunk I want to do it now not in an hour or so.  So Pete calls over the waitress and everyone orders then I order 2 shots Bacardi 151 and a Lite beer.  The girl delivers mine first and by the time she had finsihed seving the others I had already finished all mine.  If you know Pete you know how he gets excited.  He couldn't believe it.  So he told the girl to bring me the same.  A long story short again.  In between the 13 shots of Bacardi 151 and a 6 pack of lite beer I was feeling good enough to dunk the free cream puffs in the bacardi and light them on fire then eat them.  I must have had a dozen or so of those little things.  Anyway, I am now drunker than I have ever been.  Pete now wants to take me out.  SO we all get up and leave and of course I give my regards to the bride and groom.  Anyway I get into Petes Rolls and we go to Black Orchid which is a fancy club Tom Selleck owned.  My other friends took my Bronco.  Well the line was really long but since they all knew us we went to the front of the line.  There was agirl in line that knew me and wanted to get in so she started to hang all over me so I would bring her in.  She was dressed (I remember this for some reason) in a skin-tight red leather jump suit.  It was unzipped all the way doen to her belly button and half her boobs were hanging out.  Anyway, She was hanging on to me (or keeping me up) when all of a sudden I throw up with so much velocity and volume it was unreal.  It went all over the place but at least a gallon of it went directly into her face and down her top.  She was soaked in it.  The next thing I know I am sitting in the club in a booth with Pete, Kevin, Sal and I think my buddy Wayne G.  The girl comes out of the restroom to say she was sorry (for some reason) and left.  I saw her many times after that and she says nothing about it.  Anyway we closed the placed just hanging out.  Everyone makes sure I'm okay and they give me my keys.  I said I was alright.  It took me 3 hours to get home when I lived only 20 minutes away.  I fell asleep in my shower and woke up very sick.  It was the worst I ever felt.  Anyway that was my experience at Mr. USA wedding.

The other pic is Alan Inchinose and me.  Recognize that jacket.  Me and Tyson and Don King all got one at the same time.  The only thing is mine was custom made by Tony Alamo and it was a size 4X.   It had 3500+ Austrian Crystals and weighed close to 12 pounds.  Cost $4,000+  I didn;t have to pay a dime.  I loved it.


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Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
« Reply #723 on: January 18, 2011, 01:16:27 AM »
A story about Mohammed Ali.

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« Reply #166 on: March 21, 2005, 11:05:37 PM » Quote 

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Okay it was around Nov. 1988 or so.  The event: The World Boxing Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony/Dinner at the LAX Marriot.  Event was originally scheduled for a few months earlier but Ali was scheduled to appear in Saudi Arabia to launch a new automobile called the "Ali."  Inductees included Ali, Jake LaMotta, Eder Joffre (?) and Carlos Oritz (probably more but can't remember).  Just about every boxer who has boxed one round at least was there.  It was definitely the place to be if you liked boxing. 

I remember when I was invited to go my manager called me.  It just happened that his uncle is Art Braverman (Don Kings right hand man).  So I got to be the Guest of Honor.  I got to take my girlfriend at the time and mother of my daughters.  She was so nervous because she didn’t want to under dressed.  SO she went to her mom store which sold very expensive designer clothes.  She picked out a beautiful black Oscar de la Renta (?) $6,000 dress.  Needless to say she wouldn’t be underdressed.  So we get there in the limo and I find out I am sitting next to Ali on one side and La Mottas across from me next to my girlfriend.  La Motta and me became really good friends.  He was a really nice guy.  He had his daughter there and she could of easily been in Playboy. 

Anyway, I sat down (we were first at the table) then a huge crown starts to come in.  The place had about 500+ people.  It was packed.  Finally Ali shows up.  We greet each other and everyone else at our table.  They served us food first.  I remember Ali having a little trouble with cutting his food.  I cut it for him.  The whole time he was very fascinated with my fists and arms.  I was wearing a tux.  Anyway, I remember we were eating and a guy came up to Ali for his autograph during dinner.  I told the guy a man give us a break (cause this was going on the tikme prior to food, so I was hoping it would end at least during the time we ate).  Well looks at me and says it's okay.  Ali takes the pen and holds it to the paper but wasn't writing.  He looked at me and asked me the date.  I told him and he put that down along with his autograph.  Now all along Jake is picking up on my girlfriend.  And to tell you the truth I would have traded for his daughter if he'd do it.  Oh I just remembered the date.  It was Nov. 17, 1987.  It was actually the same time that Time Magazine did an article on something I did and featured me.

Okay, so we are all getting along especially me and Ali.  SO now it is time for the ceremony.  They do everyone and leave Ali for last of course.  Now this was at a time when Ali wasn't as bad as he is now but it was very noticeable.  He didn’t shake much and talked slow and low.  Anyway, Ali gets up to the podium and starts to talk to, and I swear to god (I just got goosebumps) he does a 2 minute speech where if you closed your eyes you were back in 1970's or so when he was awesome.  He must have said 2000 words and was saying "Black" and "whitey" and everything else.  He was awesome.  When he finished every single person stood up and it was one of the loudest and definitely one of the longest ovations I have ever witnessed.  Unbelievable!

So after that and a little more crap, we had an autograph session where all the inductees got up on stage at these tables setup so people in the audience can come up and get there autographs.  They had it set so you just go in a single file line and get the souvenir program signed or whatever.  Just before dinner they introduced me (I forgot to add that).  Well when the inductees went up there Jimmy Lennon who was the announcer said Keith get up here.  I look at him and say me.  He says you right up here.  Oh my god.  My girlfriend wanted to go home but then she saw that I had to go up and sign she sat back down with Ali's wife and Jakes daughter.  I kissed her and hear Ali's wife say you better get used to it. ?    Anyway they stuck me between tow of the greatest fighters in history Jake la Motta and Muhammed Ali.  I was in heaven.  These guys kept punching me like little kids and treated me so nice.  It was so neat cause Ali says to me "Keith give me your autograph"  I said WHAT!.  He said I want your autograph in case it is worth money someday.  I start laughing.  I said to him "I want yours because I KNOW it will be worth money."  It was so neat cause he signed a few things for me including his picture in the program where he put "To Keith a Great Friend and a Great Champion    Muhammed Ali "The Greatest Champion of All-Time".  I swear to god I will never forget those words till the day I die.   Well an hour later and more than 500 autographs.  My hand was killing me and I was tired and my girlfriend was very pissed off. 

So, we all get going. This is where Kevin wanted me to start the story but I figured I'd lead up to it so you know what's happening.  When we get outside the ballroom the escalator is broken.  So everyone has to turn around and go on the elevator.  Ali was right in front of me with his wife and bodyguard (who is a major part of this story now).  I was right behind them with my girlfriend Jake and his daughter.   While we were walking I asked Jake if he felt sorry for Ali. He stopped me and said "you know there is nothing to feel sorry about him for.  He has led a life we can only dream of.  He doesn’t feel sorry for himself and we shouldn't either."  That was something I will never forget either about that night.  Jake gave me his number before we parted as he got into one of the elevators. He told me to call him anytime for anything and let’s get together.  I never called him.  I wish I did.  Anyway, Ali went in one elevator and called me in so I could get in the same one.  Now I don’t know how people their were in the elevator but it was packed to the gills.  No more room.  But Ali's bodyguard had to come on. He was holding the door.  So he squeezes in and I MEAN SQUEZES IN.  I swear to god he was at least 6'5" 500 lbs.  He was enormous.  I got very personal in the elevator with several people.  So we are sitting there when all of a sudden as we wait for the doors to close, the fucking elevator begins to drop.  I swear to god it dropped to the bottom of the shaft with the door wide open.  I swear to god this was so funny.  These people who were standing now above us were looking down thinking what happened.  We had so much friggin weight after King Kong got aboard we sank.  So now the people above are pulling the people out.  The funny thing is Ali's bodyguard was blocking close to half the door.  So the girls all were pulled out first.  We thought the elevator would go up if we lightened it, but no good.  So now the others were being pulled out including Ali and then me.  I am about 300 at the time.  From the couple of guys on top and Kong shoving his hand up my ass I finally got out (thankfully still a heterosexual).  While this whole time in the elevator the first thing that came to mind was the bodyguard.  How in the f**k are we getting him out.  Well when I got out I didn't look back I headed straight for Ali and hid because I knew they were going to ask me for help.  I didn't want any part of that circus act. 

So, now no one wants to go on the elevator cause their afraid.  SO now we have a bunch of people heading to the escalator.  As I turn around I see the bodyguard coming.  I thought he was going to punch me.  As I get on the escalator Ali, my girlfriend and Ali's wife are right behind me.  We are walking up the escalator.  Then I notice something.  First off the escalator was full with people (maybe 20).  Secondly Ali's bodyguard is about 5 people behind him.  Both sides of the elevator are mirror.  I look to my left and there is a seam where the mirrors meet.  We aren't moving.  Everytime we took a step the escalator was going down a step.  It is like we were doing the stairclimber.  I turned around and said, "hey we ain't moving"  Everyone stops walking as we slowly start going backwards.  I swear to god I thought I was on Candid Camera.  I was not only the youngest person on this "stupid journey" but I was with multi-millionaires, business executives, sports heroes and I'm the one who noticed all this or I think we would have been there for an hour.  Anyway, people got off and we finally made it to the area in front to wait for our limos.  We are all cracking up including Ali who no matter how medically off he was he was laughing his balls off.  So, while we are waiting and trying to get over our "Punkd'" episode Ali sneaks up behind me and grabs me.  I turn around and we start to wrestle (the picture below). In short (a little late now) we ended up on the ground.  It was so funny.  People were taking pictures and laughing.  I finally pinned him.  I help him up.  Our tuxes got all dirty and everything but it was so much fun.  Well we said bye to each other.  I kissed his wife he kissed my girlfriend (which he later sent a picture of that to her) and we hugged and he just said how happy it was to meet me.  That incident is something that no matter what will live with me forever.  Cause Ali from when I was a kid was my biggest idol of all time.

The neat part about this is about 3 months later I was in Miami doing an appearance and was staying at the Fontainebleau Hotel (?).  A very nice place.  As me and my manager were going down the escalator I see a sign at the bottom saying something about a chocolate convention. I said I gotta see that.  So we went in and there was this really long line against the wall.  We followed it to the front and to my surprise was Ali sitting in a small area that was setup to look like a boxing ring.  I stood there for about 30 seconds when he looks up and sees me.  He stands up looks at me shakes his fist and says I'm going to beat you.  Then he signals to his wife and a few others on the sided.  She sees and comes over with a huge smile on her face along with Muhammed.  She hugs me and kisses me then he hugs me.  We talk for about a minute and he had to get back to signing (kind of what happened to Kevin with Cory at the Arnold a couple years back, only Cory had people waiting for about 30 minutes while she talked to Kevin).  Anyway that was great but one thing Ali's wife said to me made me feel really great inside.  She said "Keith you know Muhammed really grew fond of you.  He talked about you for weeks after that night and still brings you up.  You really made him laugh and I really love you for that".  Well I gotta tell you (goosebumps again) that is another thing that will never leave my memory bank.  If you ever get a chance to meet your hero, DO IT.   It will really makes you feel good inside.  I lost all the autographs and the program and the pictures sent to me from that night except for a few.  SO if my writing is too long sorry but a picture is worth a 1000 words and since I didn’t have many pictures.


One more thing.  I haven't talked about some of this stuff for along time.  I'm sorry for all the writings and stuff but to tell you the truth like I've said before, memories is about all I got left.  Hopefully you like them.  If not sorry in advance.  Once I forget these things, all of you have permission to pull my feeding tube.


P.S.  That is not my girlfriend in the background.  I've had people ask me that.


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Re: Keith Jones / OnlyMe - The very best contributions
« Reply #724 on: January 18, 2011, 01:19:46 AM »
Keith enjoyed telling his stories on the History board because it was like reliving those good times.

 Re: onlyme, Max_rep, others: tell your favorite stories
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You know I kind of feel weird telling all the experiences.  I am not a bodybuilder.  It just so happened I looked pretty good considering I lifted allot and ate allot (except for a year or so of dieting).  I've been lucky to do the things I've done but the other swho have posted have real bodybuilding experience.  I just so happen to train with allot of them or met them.  I'm am defintiely sure many of not all the others have stories allot better than mine.  I just so happen to have nothing else better to do than talk about my past.  I am the farthest you can get to conceited.  Believe me.  Especially now.  But I really enjoy writing this stuff cause it does bring back great memories.  I haven't talked about this stuff for over 20 years in some instances.  So it is kind of neat.  thanks.

Max.  Purely Hawaiian was a company I started from scratch back in 1993.  It is a registered trademark (now expired) that was the fastest selling Sun Tan products in Hawaii.  We were in numerous outlets on the mainland and Asia.  We were just getting into Europe.  We had a clothing line and expanding into foods.  The name was just great and the products even better.  In fact at the party I mentioned before Gary Proper's girlfriend was Ron Rice's (owner Hawaiian Tropic) personal secretary for over 10 years and she took me to the side and said I was years ahead of Ron when he started Hawaiian Tropic.  But I didn't know how to run a company and trusted someone else to do it and paid for it by losing everything through bankruptcy.  the funny thing about 4 years ago I was going to Vegas from LA and stopped in Baker.  Went to a small store there and saw Purely Hawaiian on the shelf.  That stuff was at least 5 or 6 years old.  I wonder what it smelled like.

I wasn't given an award at the ceremony I was just a Guest of Honor (mainly because of my managers connection to boxing)  But I didn't care because I met Ali.  I would have went to clean the dishes as long as I got to meet him. And you know when we were playinbg around I noticed that he was built very solid.    I think he told me he weighed 235 and alot taller than I thought he'd be.

The article was on a Armwrestling Event I put on in Fort Lauderdale.  The writer was Pat Jordan (who him and his wife compete in masters bb events).  We became friends and I introduced him to Rorian Gracie who I was taking lessons from and was my friend when he first came to the states.  I called Pat and told him I found this guy who can kick anyone's ass in the world.  Pat flew to LA interviewed Rorian and got a 14 page spread in Playboy Magazine.  From then on the Gracie name got big (pat on back).  I also told him about Francis Segeurra who trained at Ray's gym Muscle Mill.  He flew out intervoewed him and got a nice spread in Life Magazine.  Pat called me one day from Jamica.  He say's Keith you won't believe wha I am watching.  i said what.  He sas I'm in Jamaica watching these guys train for the bobsled for Winter Olympics.  I siad no way where is the snow.  He said there is none.  They are using skateboards on boxes.  He was doing a stgory on them.  Later they did a moving about it called Cool Runnings.  Great movie.

And Yes that elevator story is funny I have told it about 1000 times but I hav never really wrote it down.  I didn;t realize it was so long.  The escalator part is even funnier.  I am the least educated, poorest guy on there and I'm the only one who notices anything is wrong.