Atheist quotes

[big L dawg]

20. A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows. – Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain, pictured)

19. Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. – Anonymous

18. With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. – Steven Weinberg

17. Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust them to tell us where we are going? – Anonymous

16. The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike. – Delos B. McKown

[big L dawg]

15. Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer. – Anonymous

14. Blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the Creator of human intelligence. – Anonymous

13. What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof. – Christopher Hitchens (pictured)

12. I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. – Stephen Roberts

11. It ain’t the parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. – Mark Twain

[big L dawg]

10. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. – George Carlin (pictured)

9. Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power but absolute power is corrupt only in the hands of the absolutely faithful. – Anonymous

8. Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense. – Chapman Cohen

7. When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion. – Robert Pirsig

6. Animals do not have gods, they are smarter than that. – Ronnie Snow

[big L dawg]

5. Most religions prophecy the end of the world and then consistently work together to ensure that these prophecies come true. – Anonymous

4. Religions are like pills, which must be swallowed whole without chewing. – Anonymous

3. If I were not an atheist, I would believe in a God who would choose to save people on the basis of the totality of their lives and not the pattern of their words. I think he would prefer an honest and righteous atheist to a TV preacher whose every word is God, God, God, and whose every deed is foul, foul, foul. – Isaac Asimov

2. Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. – Seneca the Younger (pictured)

1. Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? – Epicurus

[gtbro1]

There is no God.

[che]

20. A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows. – Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain, pictured)

19. Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. – Anonymous

18. With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. – Steven Weinberg''Maybe God didnt always exist. I actually think that he created himself. which implies that there was a period of non-existence, and then god created himself... got lonely, and created existence'' 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

17. Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust them to tell us where we are going? – Anonymous

16. The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike. – Delos B. McKown

''Maybe God didnt always exist. I actually think that he created himself. which implies that there was a period of non-existence, and then god created himself... got lonely, and created existence''

                                                                                                                                                    TBombz

[spinnis]

''Maybe God didnt always exist. I actually think that he created himself. which implies that there was a period of non-existence, and then god created himself... got lonely, and created existence''

                                                                                                                                                    TBombz

how can you go wrong with exolinations like that?

[NarcissisticDeity]

There is no God.

You can't technically say that 100% because that would mean you would have complete knowledge of everything ( ironically this is what religion claims ) however the God as described in the holy books is pretty much fantasy

[StickStickly]

''Maybe God didnt always exist. I actually think that he created himself. which implies that there was a period of non-existence, and then god created himself... got lonely, and created existence''

                                                                                                                                                    TBombz

Do you think God wanted a deep tissue massage?

[el numero uno]

Hey atheists, if god does not exist, who wrote the bible? eh? check and mate

[NarcissisticDeity]

"On the sixth day, God created man. On the seventh day, man returned the favor."

 

[Tapeworm]

You're going to regret this.  You see, when I go to Hell it'll be because I had much too good a time.  But when they ask you what you're in for?  "Nonbelief."  "Haha, oh brother!"


It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.  - Woody Allen

[NarcissisticDeity]

Hey atheists, if god does not exist, who wrote the bible? eh? check and mate

The bible FYI wasn't always a book you know , it was a story handed down from generation to the next , they they decided to put it on paper and we all know how that worked out 

[no one]

1. God is dead. - Nietzsche.

[NarcissisticDeity]

"You'll never find a dead Christian in a foxhole who didn't pray."

[Cableguy]

Good stuff. You can't argue religion logically, because there's nothing logical about it. That's why it's called "faith". You can either use your logical brain, or else you can stick your fingers in your ears, sqeeze your eyes shut, and say "la, la, la, la, la"................

[Cableguy]

Hey atheists, if god does not exist, who wrote the bible? eh? check and mate

Um...people?

[AC Slater]

savage ownings dealt to christians in this thread.  i like it.

[Nirvana]

science? yes.

organized religion? ehh

deitys? yes.

[boonasty]

1. God is dead. - Nietzsche.

what's nietzsche up to these days? 

[PJim]

Ayn Rand sums it up best and my bro Kiwiol will second that.

[pluck]

I'm a catholic turned atheist. People
Think I'm the fycking devil when they find out.

I always tell them that quote of how we're all atheists &
I just believe in one less god.

Do you believe in Zeus? ....well no
Do you believe in Neptune? ...well no
Ok, then you're an atheist.

I just happen not to believe in Christ & Allah & the rest of them.


Obviously my non belief is more complex than a simple quote.
But one thing that ALL believers have in common is their gross lack of logic & critical thinking.

[240 is Back]

you don't prepare a ham sandwich to possess the intellect to understand you.  no, the sandwich has a purpose, and it's designed for that.  meaty and salty protein (no homo).

Whatever energy, force, being, alien, god, or other entity that put all of this in motion and put us here....

Well, he/it gave us some 3 pounds of grey goo up there... we use 10% of it thinking about sex all the time.  That's about it.  If there's something up there, it's beyond our comprehension.

[Devon97]

You can send me a post card from hell. 

[dr.chimps]

Ayn Rand sums it up best and my bro Kiwiol will second that.

FAIL.  

/(financial) self-sufficiency is where it's at...