I think I have you all beat. My gym is pretty good overall, which makes it surprising when you look over in the corner and see not one, but TWO of these things:

A fully automated "personal trainer" and multipurpose gym station, all in one. I guess you're just supposed to sit down, press a button, and do your entire workout. I've never seen a single person use them. I don't think they even turn on anymore, actually.