Mr. GB

[Mr Nobody]

Yes it is dissapointing to see so may people pussying out.

 I thought my homeboy "Big" dj181 would come through at least. Looks like he ain't a real man like I thought..... I am dissappointed.

 Yesterday I had 3 training sessions.

 The first one was a 30 minute quickie. Pounded it doggystyle for 30 minutes gave her a jizz shower. Simple and easy.

 For the second on we went into the city and rented an hourly room with a big screen for watching movies. I guzzled an energy drink and it made my cock hard as an iron bar. Pounde the shit out of her through the whole movie and don't even remember the plot at all. It was Sherlock Holmes with Robert Downey. From the bits and pieces I saw it looked alright.

 For the third one training session we travelled back to my place again, bought 6 40s of brew and played strip poker. I lost on purpose just to get myself naked and get the big cock out in the open. Then I cheated a few times (gave myself 4 aces when she went to the bathroom) and got her naked. I made her swallow my cock for 5 minutes when I won with a full house. Then I fucked her for a solid 2 hours. While we were fucking we were drinking 40s. Since I was drunk my dick was numb and I was just pounded it like a jackhammer, like a maniac.

 Then I shot man batter all over her ass, passed out on the bed. Woke up 3 hours later feeling all fucked up.

 Awesome training day, just awesome. Fuck lifting weights I found the true key to health and vitality. Nowadys I don't even want to lift weights at all. I just wanna fuck.

 Watch out TEAM BFRS is raging like a roaring flood. Bitchez are servicing my cock to get me in top condition for this contest. I am gonna win this fucking thing for sure. I've already got first place in the bag.

 Tonight I have a training session with a 58 year old woman. Her pussy looks like an old leather boot that sunk to the bottom of the ocean, but a true playa doens't worry about inor things like that.
 
 TEAM BFRS. 4 life.

 

Sounds like Blackflag is dialing in headed for the top with this regimen, the 58 year old sounds interesting did she have gray pubic hair or slick and shaved?

[Firemuscle]

Sounds like Blackflag is dialing in headed for the top with this regimen, the 58 year old sounds interesting did she have gray pubic hair or slick and shaved?

 It's just a big huge black bush. Most Asian women never shave their pussies. 99% of the women around here have a huge bush.

 She's cool. She likes to drink hard alcohol and get skull fucked hard. Loves to suck cock. I need to go buy a bottle of liquor to make sure she's ready to go the distance.

 I'm about to shower up, put on a nice suit, get my game face on and try to meet some new training partners today. Maybe get a coffee and hang out at the coffee shop, usually I have good luck there.

 

[Firemuscle]

these guys are like the dudes who talk and roll up their sleves and threaten what they gonna do etc etc but nobody's throwing a punch lol

 LMAO.

 If I saw you in person I would not a have a problem throwing hands.

 I am afraid to fight some tough looking dudes. But you are just a fucking pussy. I'd have no fear. I can tell just by the way you look that you are not a fighter.

 You are a try-hard and a fucking poser. And you seem like a woman beater and sick bastard for real.

[Firemuscle]

Is this still current?

 No it's not current. Some of those bastards flaked out and JaeJonna got disqualified. I will change it.

 How about you gurl? You wanna do a bikini guest posing? I'd love to see those tittays and azz all oiled up and giggling around. Can I holla at you? SLURP! 

[Cleanest Natural]

haha these twinks seem the type of guys who'd place 5th in a 4 man competition

[Firemuscle]

haha these twinks seem the type of guys who'd place 5th in a 4 man competition

 Don't you have some women you should be stalking or beating?

 Fucking scumbag.

[RUDE BUOY]

Rude's top 5 console games of all time

1. super mar........



shit wrong thread

[Firemuscle]

 I am officially getting a fever. Hot face, dizziness, lack of appetite, weakness, soreness. Hit me very suddenly.

 This is really gonna fuck up my physique if I don't get better tomorrow.

 God dammit.

 But don't worry folks. I'll compete no matter what.

 Nothing stands in my way. I'm a straight fucking soldier.

 

[Roger Bacon]

Hahaha I can imagine groink reading that shit thinking "omfg bwahahaha what a nutjob, let me correct a spelling error and see how seriously he takes it"

I am glad you got to correct a spelling error bro, wouldn't want to scam people with faulty grammar

Is that a brooks brothers regent suit in your avatar?  I got the same one!

[Cleanest Natural]

you all talk too much and lift too little

note to Xersi: curling a 5lbs dumbell between 2 bong hits ain't gonna do it "bro"

[Nirvana]

Sev is just mad because he would have to go back on the dbol to compete with us.

not even kidding

[Cleanest Natural]

competing with "you" would be insulting enough .. it'd be like putting on a blindfold and enter special olimpics

[Nirvana]

That's true, I look horrible without hormones

[Cleanest Natural]

The fact that you pick a foto when I was not training highlights your insecurities "nirvana"

Post a pic and "own" me please

[Nirvana]

The fact that you pick a foto when I was not training highlights your insecurities "nirvana"

Post a pic and "own" me please

I have, and you still have it on your hardrive (along with multiple other people).

[Cleanest Natural]

I have, and you still have it on your hardrive (along with multiple other people).

what muscle worshipper handle did you have before this one?

[jaejonna]

I am officially getting a fever. Hot face, dizziness, lack of appetite, weakness, soreness. Hit me very suddenly.

 This is really gonna fuck up my physique if I don't get better tomorrow.

 God dammit.

 But don't worry folks. I'll compete no matter what.

 Nothing stands in my way. I'm a straight fucking soldier.

You f*cking pu$$y, you couldn't hold my jock strap you twunt.

[Cleanest Natural]

You f*cking pu$$y, you couldn't hold my jock strap you twunt.

are you suggesting that blackfag is as threatening as beetlejuice?

[jaejonna]

are you suggesting that blackfag is as threatening as beetlejuice?

  He is one of the tiniest of tits on getbig....

[Firemuscle]

 Well now I have had a FUCKED UP past couple of days.

 I suddenly got a fever and it quickly turned into a very high fever, my temp was at 107 F.

 My friend took me to the hospital and I had a seizure on the floor of the parking lot from dehydration and high fever. I sweated out all my fluids and I was burning up, my body just shut down.

 So they put me on IV and antibiotics and drugs. I finally feel well enough to sit up and use the computer.

 I am gonna look like SHIT on contest day. The past couple days i've barely eaten and i've just been in bed sweating a shivering and sleeping. But i'm a man of my word so i'll post the pics.

 I'm just glad to be alive. When I had that seizure on the floor I thought it was all over for me.

[devilsmile]

Well now I have had a FUCKED UP past couple of days.

 I suddenly got a fever and it quickly turned into a very high fever, my temp was at 107 F.

 My friend took me to the hospital and I had a seizure on the floor of the parking lot from dehydration and high fever. I sweated out all my fluids and I was burning up, my body just shut down.

 So they put me on IV and antibiotics and drugs. I finally feel well enough to sit up and use the computer.

 I am gonna look like SHIT on contest day. The past couple days i've barely eaten and i've just been in bed sweating a shivering and sleeping. But i'm a man of my word so i'll post the pics.

 I'm just glad to be alive. When I had that seizure on the floor I thought it was all over for me.

You can't be DEHYDRATED when you have done nothing but drinking and eating what you want and being "chill", like my self.... lol

just withdraw from t he contest, who cares. just be honest.

[Firemuscle]

 I've got tonsillitis and high fever. You don't believe it, I don't give a fuck.

[devilsmile]

I've got tonsillitis and high fever. You don't believe it, I don't give a fuck.

I lied, I haven't trained in two years... I went in a time chamber where one day in this world is 2 years in the time chamber.... I am so out of shape now.

But I have no problem to post pics, I don't care... and I don't have excuses for looking like shit either 

[DK II]

Well now I have had a FUCKED UP past couple of days.

 I suddenly got a fever and it quickly turned into a very high fever, my temp was at 107 F.

 My friend took me to the hospital and I had a seizure on the floor of the parking lot from dehydration and high fever. I sweated out all my fluids and I was burning up, my body just shut down.

 So they put me on IV and antibiotics and drugs. I finally feel well enough to sit up and use the computer.

 I am gonna look like SHIT on contest day. The past couple days i've barely eaten and i've just been in bed sweating a shivering and sleeping. But i'm a man of my word so i'll post the pics.

 I'm just glad to be alive. When I had that seizure on the floor I thought it was all over for me.

ahaahahaah, Blackfag gets the stomach flu and pulls out.

What a fucking loser.

[Firemuscle]

ahaahahaah, Blackfag gets the stomach flu and pulls out.

What a fucking loser.

 You're a fucking retard.

 1. I don't have stomach flu.

 2. I'm not pulling out.