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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #25 on: February 02, 2011, 07:00:08 PM »
Quote from: BayGBM on February 02, 2011, 06:56:49 PM
I've seen hot dudes over 60 I'd romp with!  But 35-45 is ideal.

 What's the oldest dude you ever fucked?

 I'm sure you probably topped some old leather daddy who was like 70 once or twice right?
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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #26 on: February 02, 2011, 07:01:27 PM »
Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on February 02, 2011, 07:00:08 PM
What's the oldest dude you ever fucked?

 I'm sure you probably topped some old leather daddy who was like 70 once or twice right?


dude, that's gay


BEEP!
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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #27 on: February 02, 2011, 07:02:11 PM »
Quote from: biggerthanuandu on February 02, 2011, 06:58:50 PM
Face is the favorite thing to look at. Older doesn't do it for me anymore either. Asian and can't look at the face? That is taking one for the cause desperation fuckin right there. Kind of like a Karma thing. Fuck that pussy right and the pussy goddess will bless you with some good ones later.....Maybe. If others find out forget about getting any good shit later. Definitely sounds like potential for others to find out.

 She's been flirting with me for a couple months and i'v been brushing her off. But now i'm thinking I should just do it. Not desperation, more like i'm just curious about fucking an old lady.

 If everyone at work foun out I fucked her that would be pretty funny and embarassing, but I wouldn't give a fuck.
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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #28 on: February 02, 2011, 07:03:08 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on February 02, 2011, 07:01:27 PM

dude, that's gay


BEEP!

 Gayer than you sucking dick and doing poppers at the gloryholes on 42nd street in NYC?
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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #29 on: February 02, 2011, 07:06:33 PM »
This thread is worthless without pics of ur mom
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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #30 on: February 02, 2011, 07:18:37 PM »
 She looks like this.

 Except she 30 years older, uglier, has smaller titties, and smokes cigarettes.

 
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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #31 on: February 02, 2011, 07:27:16 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on February 02, 2011, 06:42:01 PM
53....an old whore...over 350lbs...twice....worst mistake ever.
                            WHAT?!?!!?   (lol am i the only one who saw this?!?!?!)   
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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #32 on: February 02, 2011, 07:29:57 PM »
Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on February 02, 2011, 07:18:37 PM
She looks like this.

 Except she 30 years older, uglier, has smaller titties, and smokes cigarettes.

 

You just described 3/4 of southeast Asia....

I'm going out with a 42 year old this weekend. She's never been married and never had any kids. She could easily pass for early 30's.

I will not report in on Monday.

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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #33 on: February 02, 2011, 07:31:03 PM »
Quote from: BayGBM on February 02, 2011, 06:56:49 PM
I've seen hot dudes over 60 I'd romp with!  But 35-45 is ideal.
60 +? dude, how old are you?
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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #34 on: February 02, 2011, 07:36:54 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on February 02, 2011, 06:42:01 PM
53....an old whore...over 350lbs...twice....worst mistake ever.

WOW! Lmao that's incredible!!
Haha what were you thinking!!?
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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #35 on: February 02, 2011, 07:38:55 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on February 02, 2011, 06:42:01 PM
53....an old whore...over 350lbs...twice....worst mistake ever.

Did you pick her up and fuck her at the same time??

Gotta work the quads man.  :D :D

then you could squat her after you are done.  8)
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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #36 on: February 02, 2011, 07:45:32 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on February 02, 2011, 06:42:01 PM
53....an old whore...over 350lbs...twice....worst mistake ever.
LMFAO!!!

Although the worst mistake ever may be you admitting to yearning for the tranny cock!! ;)
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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #37 on: February 02, 2011, 07:48:28 PM »
 Wiggs and I would make a good team.

 The next time i'm in Vegas. Me and him are gonna meet up and smoke a blunt. Then go down to the strip and try to mac on some 300+ pound BBW's.

 I call it "walrus hunting". Wiggs seems like he's a skilled walrus hunter just like myself. We could do some damage together.
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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #38 on: February 02, 2011, 07:49:08 PM »
Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on February 02, 2011, 07:48:28 PM
Wiggs and I would make a good team.

 The next time i'm in Vegas. Me and him are gonna meet up and smoke a blunt. Then go down to the strip and try to mac on some 300+ pound BBW's.

 I call it "walrus hunting". Wiggs seems lie a skilled walrus hunter. We could do some damage together.
Wiggs is a skilled walrus.
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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #39 on: February 02, 2011, 08:00:17 PM »
Quote from: chaos on February 02, 2011, 07:49:08 PM
Wiggs is a skilled walrus.

 I think you're fatter than Wiggs though right?

 I guess that makes you the beach master walrus.
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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #40 on: February 02, 2011, 08:15:34 PM »
Seems to me You will stick your dick into anything with a hole and a heartbeat....that's pretty sad


Even when I was younger and on the prowl I at least had to be somewhat attracted to a girl and have even a little bit of a rapport before I would fuck them.

 I'm not going to give every fucking common whore the satisfaction of being able to say she fucked me.

You are a slut and that's not a compliment
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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #41 on: February 02, 2011, 08:17:44 PM »
Quote from: Groink on February 02, 2011, 08:15:34 PM
Seems to me You will stick your dick into anything with a hole and a heartbeat....that's pretty sad


Even when I was younger and on the prowl I at least had to be somewhat attracted to a girl and have even a little bit of a rapport before I would fuck them.

 I'm not going to give any fucking common whore the satisfaction of being able to say she fucked me.

You are a slut and that's not a compliment

 Tell me something I don't already know.

 Is your Mom single? Tell her I said wassup  :-*
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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #42 on: February 02, 2011, 08:18:47 PM »
Quote from: Devon97 on February 02, 2011, 06:52:39 PM
I fucked a 48 y/o Asian woman this time last year. Very sexy and in awesome shape for her age. Tightest thing I have ever been inside of...

My current girlfriend is 47 and Japanese.  She's really sweet and nice, but fucks like crazy. And yes, nice and tight.  :D Gotta work my way in. Looks great for her age. But then again, so do I... ;D

As far as age, I take it on a case by case basis. Black and Asian women tend to age much better than white girls. My wife is 51, but looks 35. White women can hold up well if they take care of their skin and stay out of the fucking sun and fucking tanning beds...
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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #43 on: February 02, 2011, 08:20:50 PM »
Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on February 02, 2011, 08:00:17 PM
I think you're fatter than Wiggs though right?

 I guess that makes you the beach master walrus.
LMAO, not even close BlackFagTwinkleToes. :-*
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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #44 on: February 02, 2011, 08:35:16 PM »
Quote from: chaos on February 02, 2011, 08:20:50 PM
not even close BlackFagTwinkleToes. :-*

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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #45 on: February 02, 2011, 08:37:24 PM »
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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #46 on: February 02, 2011, 08:46:00 PM »
Quote from: chaos on February 02, 2011, 08:37:24 PM
How's sobriety treatin you?

good

I"m just not gonna be totally "straight edge" when i'm done.
I can go out for drinks and everything else....I just have to stay away from one particular thing, that's all





and "yes"....that thing is "cock"
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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #47 on: February 02, 2011, 08:51:16 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on February 02, 2011, 08:46:00 PM
good

I"m just not gonna be totally "straight edge" when i'm done.
I can go out for drinks and everything else....I just have to stay away from one particular thing, that's all





and "yes"....that thing is "cock"

 I'm so high right now.

 You wish you were me.   8)
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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #48 on: February 02, 2011, 08:54:17 PM »
Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on February 02, 2011, 08:51:16 PM
I'm so high right now.

 You wish you were me.   8)
By "high" do you mean there is a Taiwanese tranny ballsdeep in your ass?

That's what it sounds like you mean.
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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #49 on: February 02, 2011, 09:20:22 PM »
Quote from: chaos on February 02, 2011, 08:54:17 PM
By "high" do you mean there is a Taiwanese tranny ballsdeep in your ass?

That's what it sounds like you mean.

Are you saying that when he pays $50 for an 8ball it has nothing to do with cocaine  ???
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