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Worse text message you could get?
« on: February 09, 2011, 12:45:29 PM »
So Princess L gave me an idea, she was kind enough to let a texter know that the message was not for her, because the message "sounded pretty important" so I got the idea, what would be the worse kinda text message you could get...
I start...

1) Remember how we told our kids never to play on the railway tracks?
2) Guess what, I just got my HIV test back and I am....
3) Darling the police is knocking on the door and we still have that two kilo weed packet sitting in on the kitchen table
4) Baby remember how you told me to bring the car to the garage to check the breaks? Uhm I don't know how to say that but if you're okay let me know.
5) Jeff, I just caught Justin watching gayporn on our PC
6) Babe did you already check in? Unless you want to shave yourself without my vibrator I suggest you check your hand luggage, love Trisha.
7) You cocksucking cheating cunt, right now I have my blade on your dogs throat, so you better call me
guy'
Cool Bob, just letting you know that i am leaving you btw I called the cops about your "little projects" in the woods the one you call the "happy farm" - love and good bye Rita.


Continue....

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Re: Worse text message you could get?
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2011, 12:47:58 PM »
"hey, it's me Vince goodrum. Want to hang out?"

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Re: Worse text message you could get?
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2011, 12:48:29 PM »
1) David!!!! If you used your eye drops DONT CLOSE YOUR EYES - I called 911 stay calm

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Re: Worse text message you could get?
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2011, 12:48:42 PM »
"your ip is banned from getbig"

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Re: Worse text message you could get?
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2011, 12:48:53 PM »
So Princess L gave me an idea, she was kind enough to let a texter know that the message was not for her, because the message "sounded pretty important" so I got the idea, what would be the worse kinda text message you could get...
I start...

1) Remember how we told our kids never to play on the railway tracks?
2) Guess what, I just got my HIV test back and I am....
3) Darling the police is knocking on the door and we still have that two kilo weed packet sitting in on the kitchen table
4) Baby remember how you told me to bring the car to the garage to check the breaks? Uhm I don't know how to say that but if you're okay let me know.
5) Jeff, I just caught Justin watching gayporn on our PC
6) Babe did you already check in? Unless you want to shave yourself without my vibrator I suggest you check your hand luggage, love Trisha.
7) You cocksucking cheating cunt, right now I have my blade on your dogs throat, so you better call me
####'
Cool Bob, just letting you know that i am leaving you btw I called the cops about your "little projects" in the woods the one you call the "happy farm" - love and good bye Rita.


Continue....
Thats so bad

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Re: Worse text message you could get?
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2011, 12:50:00 PM »
Thats so bad

I think I mercy kill my son if I ever catch him jerking to gay porn, tolerance and open minded?
Not in my fucking house bro

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Re: Worse text message you could get?
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2011, 12:51:32 PM »
I think I mercy kill my son if I ever catch him jerking to gay porn, tolerance and open minded?
Not in my fucking house bro

i dont have a kid.. but i would have to off myself.. that is so very very bad,, just thinking about it now makes me want to sob

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Re: Worse text message you could get?
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2011, 12:51:48 PM »
HAHA I am drunk and I just came on your sandwich bro :D


(lol just imagine getting that fucking message too late or reading it while eating the delicious egg mayonnaise sandwich :D )

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Re: Worse text message you could get?
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2011, 12:53:39 PM »
So Princess L gave me an idea, she was kind enough to let a texter know that the message was not for her, because the message "sounded pretty important" so I got the idea, what would be the worse kinda text message you could get...
I start...

1) Remember how we told our kids never to play on the railway tracks?
2) Guess what, I just got my HIV test back and I am....
3) Darling the police is knocking on the door and we still have that two kilo weed packet sitting in on the kitchen table
4) Baby remember how you told me to bring the car to the garage to check the breaks? Uhm I don't know how to say that but if you're okay let me know.
5) Jeff, I just caught Justin watching gayporn on our PC
6) Babe did you already check in? Unless you want to shave yourself without my vibrator I suggest you check your hand luggage, love Trisha.
7) You cocksucking cheating cunt, right now I have my blade on your dogs throat, so you better call me
####'
Cool Bob, just letting you know that i am leaving you btw I called the cops about your "little projects" in the woods the one you call the "happy farm" - love and good bye Rita.


Continue....

That would be the worst!  But is that the kind of news you deliver via text? :-X

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Re: Worse text message you could get?
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2011, 12:54:06 PM »
Your son came home from school today and told me he is changing his name to muhammed.

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Re: Worse text message you could get?
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2011, 12:55:16 PM »
HAHA I am drunk and I just came on your sandwich bro :D


(lol just imagine getting that fucking message too late or reading it while eating the delicious egg mayonnaise sandwich :D )

Why would your sandwich be somewhere (out of your sight and control to the point) where someone would have an opportunity to cum on it?  :-X

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Re: Worse text message you could get?
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2011, 12:55:57 PM »
That would be the worst!  But is that the kind of news you deliver via text? :-X

well - I know of a girl who knows a girl who's sister fucked a greek guy in crete and later when she woke up
he was gone and he left a note behind, it read....


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Re: Worse text message you could get?
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2011, 12:56:37 PM »
Why would your sandwich be somewhere (out of your sight and control to the point) where someone would have an opportunity to cum on it?  :-X

Use your imagination :D

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Re: Worse text message you could get?
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2011, 01:07:43 PM »
"Starkie-poo, we need to talk. I've been holding this for a while, and I feel guilty about it. Remember, when I told you how much of a good father you are? And that I am so glad I'm with you? Well, "our" son, he is not yours..."

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Re: Worse text message you could get?
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2011, 01:08:32 PM »
"Congrats on your newborn,I bet you can't wait to see him,he has darker then normal skin and an afro"

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Re: Worse text message you could get?
« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2011, 01:10:27 PM »
"Congrats on your newborn,I bet you can't wait to see him,he has darker then normal skin and an afro"
Well, unfortunately, that wouldn't be true, because black people have straightish hair as newborns...

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Re: Worse text message you could get?
« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2011, 01:11:19 PM »
"Starkie-poo, we need to talk. I've been holding this for a while, and I feel guilty about it. Remember, when I told you how much of a good father you are? And that I am so glad I'm with you? Well, "our" son, he is not yours..."

Dad, I'm gay :D

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Re: Worse text message you could get?
« Reply #17 on: February 09, 2011, 01:12:16 PM »
Well, unfortunately, that wouldn't be true, because black people have straightish hair as newborns...



Just a joke...

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Re: Worse text message you could get?
« Reply #18 on: February 09, 2011, 01:15:06 PM »
For the older posters.


"Dad I have a new friend named johhnynoname"

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Re: Worse text message you could get?
« Reply #19 on: February 09, 2011, 01:23:32 PM »


Just a joke...
I know, I know...

"Dad, you how you said I wax the Ferrari? Well, I waxed alright...it's sitting underneath a school bus.

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Re: Worse text message you could get?
« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2011, 01:33:43 PM »

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Re: Worse text message you could get?
« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2011, 01:34:33 PM »
evry1 @ d office knOz U lIk muscle bears

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Re: Worse text message you could get?
« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2011, 01:38:26 PM »
I know, I know...

"Dad, you how you said I wax the Ferrari? Well, I waxed alright...it's sitting underneath a school bus.


That would suck!

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Re: Worse text message you could get?
« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2011, 01:38:32 PM »
haha i love how all of a sudden "muscle bears" is perfectly spelled... it's like the tone all of a sudden got very, very serious.

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Re: Worse text message you could get?
« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2011, 01:39:25 PM »
I came in your ass tommy P, srry

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