So Princess L gave me an idea, she was kind enough to let a texter know that the message was not for her, because the message "sounded pretty important" so I got the idea, what would be the worse kinda text message you could get...
I start...
1) Remember how we told our kids never to play on the railway tracks?
2) Guess what, I just got my HIV test back and I am....
3) Darling the police is knocking on the door and we still have that two kilo weed packet sitting in on the kitchen table
4) Baby remember how you told me to bring the car to the garage to check the breaks? Uhm I don't know how to say that but if you're okay let me know.
5) Jeff, I just caught Justin watching gayporn on our PC
6) Babe did you already check in? Unless you want to shave yourself without my vibrator I suggest you check your hand luggage, love Trisha.
7) You cocksucking cheating cunt, right now I have my blade on your dogs throat, so you better call me
guy'
Cool Bob, just letting you know that i am leaving you btw I called the cops about your "little projects" in the woods the one you call the "happy farm" - love and good bye Rita.
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