Author Topic: Flex Pro - It's ON - Pre-judging Play by Play (Read 45349 times)

Boost · « **on:** February 19, 2011, 09:43:36 AM »

Hold on tight! We're going for a ride!

We are getting a first glimpse of the athletes as they're introduced to the crowd.

Dexter Jackson: best conditioning to date. Similar to last years olympia but with added size

Ronny Rockel: A lot of hype pre contest, but something hasn't translated well to the stage. Soft in the glute/ hams

Ben Pakulski: Best legs in the show, but the upper body (especially the back) still needs work. Arms have improved dramatically and he's done his homework in terms of conditioning.

Boost · « **Reply #1 on:** February 19, 2011, 09:47:38 AM »

Evan Centopani: WoW. Granite hardness and crazy striations everywhere! Dorianesque! Enormous arms and crazy legs. The chest still needs work but has improved dramatically. Best conditioning thus far.

Foud Abiad: Large and in charge but lacking the separation we'd like to see. Certainly very conditioned but a slight film of water is obscuring his detail in the rear poses. Still time to "sweat it out"

Ben White: Suprise of the show, Crazy glute/ham tie in. outrageous back and round delts. A little more calf and quad sweep and he'd be in the running for 1st place.

Stavios · « **Reply #2 on:** February 19, 2011, 09:49:19 AM »

fuck off

Benito Mutumbo · « **Reply #3 on:** February 19, 2011, 09:50:24 AM »

Best looking thong?

mass 04 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 19, 2011, 09:50:44 AM »

Whoa Boost! Great play by play! I feel like I'm actually there,smelling the baby oil, blinded by the bedazzling on the thongs, and trying to avoid sitting next to an old schmoe jacking off.

Ron · « **Reply #5 on:** February 19, 2011, 09:52:08 AM »

Awesome - except the contest does NOT BEGIN for 2+ hours!!!!

Get with it - we are in Los Angeles, and the sun is hout, and I am still hungry - no breakfast yet, but heading now!

Prejudging begins at 12 noon - not sure if the Flex Bikini Model Search is first, or the Pro's start.

wavelength · « **Reply #6 on:** February 19, 2011, 09:53:40 AM »

I'm sure there's a live feed to this major sports event, no?

Boost · « **Reply #7 on:** February 19, 2011, 09:53:50 AM »

Lou Ferrigno: Biggest guy in the show!

Tom Platz:Where did the legs go? Posing to Van Halen and rocking the air guitar. Slips on a banana while exiting the stage

Big Daniel Hill:Move over Toney Freeman. Daniel sports a sick x-frame and some funky disco dance moves

Bob Cicherillo: 45 inch waist with 25 inch quads and a lopsided hair piece. Bob is mouthing something to an audience member. We can barely make it out it's so loud in here. "yea, I'm staying at the Mirage. Take the elevator up to the seventh floor"

Wiggs · « **Reply #8 on:** February 19, 2011, 09:53:53 AM »

You're a god dam lie it doesn't start till 12 pacific and 3 eastern asshole.

Meso_z · « **Reply #9 on:** February 19, 2011, 09:54:46 AM »

Quote from: Stavios on February 19, 2011, 09:49:19 AM

fuck off

hahaha i almost got in a bit of "panic" to catch up the prejudging.

Benito Mutumbo · « **Reply #10 on:** February 19, 2011, 09:55:30 AM »

Quote from: Boost on February 19, 2011, 09:53:50 AM

Lou Ferrigno: Biggest guy in the show!

Tom Platz:Where did the legs go? Posing to Van Halen and rocking the air guitar. Slips on a banana while exiting the stage

Big Daniel Hill:Move over Toney Freeman. Daniel sports a sick x-frame and some funky disco dance moves

Bob Cicherillo: 45 inch waist with 25 inch quads and a lopsided hair piece. Bob is mouthing something to an audience member. We can barely make it out it's so loud in here. "yea, I'm staying at the Mirage. Take the elevator up to the seventh floor"

Tito24 · « **Reply #11 on:** February 19, 2011, 10:00:11 AM »

kyomu · « **Reply #12 on:** February 19, 2011, 10:19:43 AM »

Boost!
Dont stop it!

Boost · « **Reply #13 on:** February 19, 2011, 10:31:25 AM »

Sylvester Stallone: Posing to "living in America" Great forearm vascularity and nicely shaped pecs. A little light in the leg department but the foot long schlong more than makes up for it. Great smile.

Steven Seagal: The zen master floats down to the stage on a magical cloud. His martial arts inspired posing routine brings the audience to its feet. Chiselled abs and a great blubble butt.

Andreas Munzer: Andreas' decimated corpse is strapped to a rodeo bull and all hell breaks loose on stage. The bucking bronco sends a mish mash of decaying body parts flying into the crowd.

TacoBell · « **Reply #14 on:** February 19, 2011, 10:34:53 AM »

Slow dow, I don't wanna blow before the 3rd callout!

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #15 on:** February 19, 2011, 10:34:58 AM »

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #16 on:** February 19, 2011, 10:35:38 AM »

Quote from: Boost on February 19, 2011, 10:31:25 AM

Sylvester Stallone: Posing to "living in America" Great forearm vascularity and nicely shaped pecs. A little light in the leg department but the foot long schlong more than makes up for it. Great smile.

Steven Seagal: The zen master floats down to the stage on a magical cloud. His martial arts inspired posing routine brings the audience to its feet. Chiselled abs and a great blubble butt.

Andreas Munzer: Andreas' decimated corpse is strapped to a rodeo bull and all hell breaks loose on stage. The bucking bronco sends a mish mash of decaying body parts flying into the crowd.

hahaha!

mass 04 · « **Reply #17 on:** February 19, 2011, 10:48:01 AM »

Boost, did you hear the high pitched squeals and ensuing slap fight when Ronnie and Dorian hit the stage? A buddy who's in the audience texted me saying it started out when two skinny guys, one wearing a Hulkster shirt pulled out 12,509 scanned pictures of Ronnie Coleman out of a pink briefcase and told some other guy wearing a 'Blood and Guts' beanie that Ronnie was better than Dorian. I guess it got pretty ugly. It came to a head when the Ronnie fan stood on his chair and proceeded to let out some deafening "whoo whoo" cheers when Ronnie did his trademark split. Then some fat bald guy on a bike hit the Dorian fan with a computer microphone.

Boost · « **Reply #18 on:** February 19, 2011, 10:54:25 AM »

Quote from: mass 04 on February 19, 2011, 10:48:01 AM

Boost, did you hear the high pitched squeals and ensuing slap fight when Ronnie and Dorian hit the stage? A buddy who's in the audience texted me saying it started out when two skinny guys, one wearing a Hulkster shirt pulled out 12,509 scanned pictures of Ronnie Coleman out of a pink briefcase and told some other guy wearing a 'Blood and Guts' beanie that Ronnie was better than Dorian. I guess it got pretty ugly. It came to a head when the Ronnie fan stood on his chair and proceeded to let out some deafening "whoo whoo" cheers when Ronnie did his trademark split. Then some fat bald guy on a bike hit the Dorian fan with a computer microphone.

Things sure got ugly. It took an intervention of biblical proportions to finally clam things down as the ethereal image of the late Ben Weider (RIP) descended from the clouds, holding a thong in each hand screaming "I ~~nearly~~ died for you bitches"

Balloon · « **Reply #19 on:** February 19, 2011, 11:13:32 AM »

Quote from: Boost on February 19, 2011, 10:31:25 AM

Sylvester Stallone: Posing to "living in America" Great forearm vascularity and nicely shaped pecs. A little light in the leg department but the foot long schlong more than makes up for it. Great smile.

Steven Seagal: The zen master floats down to the stage on a magical cloud. His martial arts inspired posing routine brings the audience to its feet. Chiselled abs and a great blubble butt.

Andreas Munzer: Andreas' decimated corpse is strapped to a rodeo bull and all hell breaks loose on stage. The bucking bronco sends a mish mash of decaying body parts flying into the crowd.

LMAO

kyomu · « **Reply #20 on:** February 19, 2011, 11:20:02 AM »

Quote from: Balloon on February 19, 2011, 11:13:32 AM

LMAO

Now we wanna know how Benaziza going.

Meso_z · « **Reply #21 on:** February 19, 2011, 11:23:48 AM »

Ive heard Dillet was cramping up onstage while making strange noises. boost?

Tito24 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 19, 2011, 11:25:51 AM »

Boost · « **Reply #23 on:** February 19, 2011, 11:26:47 AM »

Quote from: kyomu on February 19, 2011, 11:20:02 AM

Now we wanna know how Benaziza going.

Is this thread in Bad Taste?

Mohammed Benaziza:

A lifesized pyramid containing the tomb of the great pharao Mohammed Benaziza is wheeled onto the stage.
His mumified remains serve as a chilling reminder of the effects of extreme diuretic usage.

He's certainly dry and hard tonight.

kyomu · « **Reply #24 on:** February 19, 2011, 11:35:22 AM »

Quote from: Boost on February 19, 2011, 11:26:47 AM

Is this thread in Bad Taste?

Mohammed Benaziza:

A lifesized pyramid containing the tomb of the great pharao Mohammed Benaziza is wheeled onto the stage.
His mumified remains serve as a chilling reminder of the effects of extreme diuretic usage.

He's certainly dry and hard tonight.