How many times a day do you take a dump? serious.

[lovemonkey]

I've found that eating less fast fast food severely reduces my dumpings.

[YngiweRhoads]

Once, same time every day. Tons of fiber every day.

[Meso_z]

What country are your from? Australia?

why?

[OneMoreRep]

Hey Meso_z,

There are a couple of things you can try..

(1) Try drinking more water.  A diet rich in water consumption can help with constipation.

(2) Prune juice can be helpful.

(3) If you lead a sedentary life, try walking or jogging more often, this will help with gastric motility.

(4) If the above fails, try some Miralax.  One capful three times during the day (in 6 hour increments) can be very helpful.

(5) If all of the above fails, go with a stronger laxative that is still OTC, like that of Milk of Magnesia or even Ex-Lax pills.  These laxatives can cause abdominal bloating, cramping and eruptive/projectile diarrhea, but they do the trick.

"1"

P.S. Also remember that everyone is different, there are folks that have bowel movements three times a day, while other guys have bowel movements once or twice a week - BOTH circumstances are normal.

[Meso_z]

Hey Meso_z,

There are a couple of things you can try..

(1) Try drinking more water.  A diet rich in water consumption can help with constipation.

(2) Prune juice can be helpful.

(3) If you lead a sedentary life, try walking or jogging more often, this will help with gastric motility.

(4) If the above fails, try some Miralax.  One capful three times during the day (in 6 hour increments) can be very helpful.

(5) If all of the above fails, go with a stronger laxative that is still OTC, like that of Milk of Magnesia or even Ex-Lax pills.  These laxatives can cause abdominal bloating, cramping and eruptive/projectile diarrhea, but they do the trick.

"1"

P.S. Also remember that everyone is different, there are folks that have bowel movements three times a day, while other guys have bowel movements once or twice a week - BOTH circumstances are normal.

Very helpful, thanks.

Sometimes when i step on the scale to weight myself i think how much of this weight is actually shit weight. lol

[Stavios]

Cmon guys get serious. Are there any prescription drugs to clear those things from up inside? Like creating a made diahrea or something.

Or maybe i should get enough fibre.

dude, take 75 mcg of T3 and I garantee you you will shit your life away

[lovemonkey]

Hey Meso_z,

There are a couple of things you can try..

(1) Try drinking more water.  A diet rich in water consumption can help with constipation.

(2) Prune juice can be helpful.

(3) If you lead a sedentary life, try walking or jogging more often, this will help with gastric motility.

(4) If the above fails, try some Miralax.  One capful three times during the day (in 6 hour increments) can be very helpful.

(5) If all of the above fails, go with a stronger laxative that is still OTC, like that of Milk of Magnesia or even Ex-Lax pills.  These laxatives can cause abdominal bloating, cramping and eruptive/projectile diarrhea, but they do the trick.

"1"

P.S. Also remember that everyone is different, there are folks that have bowel movements three times a day, while other guys have bowel movements once or twice a week - BOTH circumstances are normal.

The expert on bowel "movements" hath spoken  

[Cleanest Natural]

nothing like a thread on crap 

[MORTALCOIL]

nothing like a thread on crap 

You should be flattered.

[Playboy]

Oh God, Bay's gonna reply to this and it ai'nt gonna be pretty.

Oh Christ....

[OneMoreRep]

Very helpful, thanks.

Sometimes when i step on the scale to weight myself i think how much of this weight is actually shit weight. lol

It can be a substantial amount, as in 2-3 pounds if combined with a little urine.

For instance, I'm the kind of guy that likes to weigh myself prior to going to bed.  If right before I hit the sack, I weigh myself and get something like 210 lbs, once I wake up in the morning and take a piss, it is very common for me to then weigh myself immediately right after and see something like 208 on the scale.  Granted, this isn't just urine-weight, but also probably a good amount of perspiration from a night's worth of sweating.

On the flip side of the coin, I've also gone to bed the night before, weighed myself at 210 pounds, only to wake up the next morning take a dump with a little urination as well and then weigh myself to then be at 206 pounds.

Like I said, it could be substantial, stool, urine, water weight etc..

"1"

[OneMoreRep]

The expert on bowel "movements" hath spoken  

You know what, that's highly offensive and I feel extremely hurt by your comments.

I will now proceed to go and complain to Ron like a little heterosexual bitch.

"1"

[Meso_z]

nothing like a thread on crap 

shitty thread for sure. 

[Stavios]

It can be a substantial amount, as in 2-3 pounds if combined with a little urine.

For instance, I'm the kind of guy that likes to weigh myself prior to going to bed.  If right before I hit the sack, I weigh myself and get something like 210 lbs, once I wake up in the morning and take a piss, it is very common for me to then weigh myself immediately right after and see something like 208 on the scale.  Granted, this isn't just urine-weight, but also probably a good amount of perspiration from a night's worth of sweating.

On the flip side of the coin, I've also gone to bed the night before, weighed myself at 210 pounds, only to wake up the next morning take a dump with a little urination as well and then weigh myself only to be at 206 pounds.

Like I said, it could be substantial, stool, urine, water weight etc..

"1"

I am always 6-7 lbs lighter in the morning and I was the night prior

[Army of One]

It can be a substantial amount, as in 2-3 pounds if combined with a little urine.

For instance, I'm the kind of guy that likes to weigh myself prior to going to bed.  If right before I hit the sack, I weigh myself and get something like 210 lbs, once I wake up in the morning and take a piss, it is very common for me to then weigh myself immediately right after and see something like 208 on the scale.  Granted, this isn't just urine-weight, but also probably a good amount of perspiration from a night's worth of sweating.

On the flip side of the coin, I've also gone to bed the night before, weighed myself at 210 pounds, only to wake up the next morning take a dump with a little urination as well and then weigh myself only to be at 206 pounds.

Like I said, it could be substantial, stool, urine, water weight etc..

"1"

False, you wont ever crap more than a pound, you can piss out well over a pound though.

[MORTALCOIL]

I am always 6-7 lbs lighter in the morning and I was the night prior

Best pickup line ever .

[OneMoreRep]

False, you wont ever crap more than a pound, you can piss out well over a pound though.

Wrong.

Go for over 4-5 days without having a bowel movement, take a laxative and feel free to then pass your bowels into a plastic bag and weigh it.

You will be surprised.

"1"

P.S. Just a simple google search will give you an immediate study that shows how VERY possible it is to have a bowel movement that is over a pound: http://www.ams.ac.ir/aim/0034/asl0034.html
Remember, it is usually after 2 days of not having a bowel movement.

[Mr. Magoo]

best thread today

[Stavios]

Best pickup line ever .

very true, it always work well with the ladies

[Bam-bam]

Wrong.

Go for over 4-5 days without having a bowel movement, take a laxative and feel free to then pass your bowels into a plastic bag and weigh it.

You will be surprised.

"1"

P.S. Just a simple google search will give you an immediate study that shows how VERY possible it is to have a bowel movement that is over a pound: http://www.ams.ac.ir/aim/0034/asl0034.html
Remember, it is usually after 2 days of not having a bowel movement.

so you did that as a part of foreplay with your bf or just for scientific reasons?

[MORTALCOIL]

very true, it always work well with the ladies

I always tell them first about my passion for trailer parks, gratuitous violence and ass-to-mouth sex.

[Cleanest Natural]

shitty thread for sure. 

damn I was just about to post "what a crappy thread" when I saw this 

you fucker

PS: one more rep vs db134 debating shit ... how fitting 

[Army of One]

Wrong.

Go for over 4-5 days without having a bowel movement, take a laxative and feel free to then pass your bowels into a plastic bag and weigh it.

You will be surprised.

"1"

P.S. Just a simple google search will give you an immediate study that shows how VERY possible it is to have a bowel movement that is over a pound: http://www.ams.ac.ir/aim/0034/asl0034.html
Remember, it is usually after 2 days of not having a bowel movement.

remind me not to debate with you again regarding matters of the male rectum.

[Army of One]

damn I was just about to post "what a crappy thread" when I saw this 

you fucker

PS: one more rep vs db134 debating shit ... how fitting 

Scammed anyone else this week, Stud?

[Spike]