Author Topic: Goddamn, just saw a Chute Boxe guy tapping to strikes... gonna puke!!! (Read 11434 times)

Bam-bam · « **on:** March 19, 2011, 10:02:45 PM »

seriously, my stomaching is aching in pain, all my late teens MMA heros got the bejesus spanked out of them in the last month or so, and now to see Shogun going out like THAT, I think my sports fan days are over, time to be 100% adult I guess

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #1 on:** March 19, 2011, 10:07:26 PM »

Who's from Chute box? Jon Jones is in Greag Jacksons camp.

Benny B · « **Reply #2 on:** March 19, 2011, 10:12:24 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on March 19, 2011, 10:07:26 PM

Who's from Chute box? Jon Jones is in Greag Jacksons camp.

Shogun, dipshit.

Benny B · « **Reply #3 on:** March 19, 2011, 10:13:36 PM »

polychronopolous · « **Reply #4 on:** March 19, 2011, 10:18:11 PM »

Quote from: Benny Blanco on March 19, 2011, 10:13:36 PM

God damn that left to the body was brutal. I can't believe he dropped him with a body shot! Bones Jones is the real deal.

After Fedor and Rua losing in the last month who can you say is still a legit upper echelon fighter from the old Pride days?

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #5 on:** March 19, 2011, 10:20:21 PM »

Rua isn't with and hasn't been with with Chute Box in over 2 years...."Dipshit"

Benny B · « **Reply #6 on:** March 19, 2011, 10:20:57 PM »

Quote from: polychronopolous on March 19, 2011, 10:18:11 PM

God damn that left to the body was brutal. I can't believe he dropped him with a body shot! Bones Jones is the real deal.

After Fedor and Rua losing in the last month who can you say is still a legit upper echelon fighter from the old Pride days?

Honestly, Shogun would probably beat everyone else in the LHW division. So he is still an "upper echelon" fighter.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #7 on:** March 19, 2011, 10:21:25 PM »

Quote from: polychronopolous on March 19, 2011, 10:18:11 PM

God damn that left to the body was brutal. I can't believe he dropped him with a body shot!

If only Bas rutten posted here

Benny B · « **Reply #8 on:** March 19, 2011, 10:22:48 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on March 19, 2011, 10:20:21 PM

Rua isn't with and hasn't been with with Chute Box in over 2 years...."Dipshit"

Rua will always be considered a Chute Box fighter, you imbecile. He was born and raised in Curitiba.
Who else would the thread starter be talking about?

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #9 on:** March 19, 2011, 10:26:11 PM »

You can consider him anything anything you want, he doesn't represent Chute Box. Just admit you and the thread starter were wrong, it aint that big a deal....f**k!!

polychronopolous · « **Reply #10 on:** March 19, 2011, 10:26:49 PM »

As far as potential mega fights are concerned Anderson Silva needs to

A. Drop a few pounds and fight GSP at a catch weight in the high 170's

B. Step up and fight Bones at 205

and if that can't be worked out

C. a rematch with Chael Sonnen at 185

Any of those 3 options would certainly get my little MMA weiner hard.

Benny B · « **Reply #11 on:** March 19, 2011, 10:29:20 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on March 19, 2011, 10:26:11 PM

You can consider him anything anything you want, he doesn't represent Chute Box. Just admit you and the thread starter were wrong, it aint that big a deal....f**k!!

You can consider him anything you want, but Rua will ALWAYS be a Chute Box fighter, shit stain. The only thing I have to admit is that you are quite possibly the dumbest person on the internet. And that is quite a difficult feat.

Benny B · « **Reply #12 on:** March 19, 2011, 10:30:44 PM »

Quote from: polychronopolous on March 19, 2011, 10:26:49 PM

As far as potential mega fights are concerned Anderson Silva needs to

A. Drop a few pounds and fight GSP at a catch weight in the high 170's

B. Step up and fight Bones at 205

and if that can't be worked out

C. a rematch with Chael Sonnen at 185

Any of those 3 options would certainly get my little MMA weiner hard.

The only one of those scenarios likely to take place is A. Those other options? FORGET IT.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #13 on:** March 19, 2011, 10:31:35 PM »

Geez, just like a liberal to call names instead of admitting you're wrong. Too easy!

Bam-bam · « **Reply #14 on:** March 19, 2011, 10:36:31 PM »

ok now that the nausea is passing and Im not dizzy anymore, I can approach this fight in a reasonable way.

JJ is a good fighter, but, make no mistake, there was something wrong with rua from the beggining. First, he tried to shake hands during the stare down - if you watched it you saw how akward it was. Then he started very slow and weird, with no strategy and looking very weak. Then after the first round he was totally, TOTALLY gassed! From that moment he was just there, planted, asking to get KTFO, like he was passing through an acute depression crisis right there in the middle of the octagon.

But the bottom line is he gassed pretty hard, and we all know since Coleman Vs that Williams dude that once you cant even move your legs anymore because you can barely breath, is game over for you doesnt mather who is the guy on the other side.

Also, these spideresque types of fighters are like dying coachroaches on their backs. So Im not buying the hype yet until this Jones pal faces a good wrestler. IMO, he will have his hands full even with grandpa Couture, as long as he can weather the early storm without having total lunge failure after 3 minutes of fighting.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #15 on:** March 19, 2011, 10:38:43 PM »

Quote from: Benny Blanco on March 19, 2011, 10:20:57 PM

Honestly, Shogun would probably beat everyone else in the LHW division. So he is still an "upper echelon" fighter.

He is 3 and 3 in his last 6 fights with his only legit win being over Machida who has since been exposed in a loss versus Rampage.

Do we tend to lower our standards for the LHW divison? At what point in any other divison would you call a guy who is 50% in his last 6 fights as being in the upper echelon?

I would go Jon Jones far and away #1 then a step down to Rashad Evans #2 for your "upper echelon" and then a big pool of revolving door contenders who will prove to be basically .500 fighters against each other on UFC PPV events.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #16 on:** March 19, 2011, 10:43:17 PM »

Quote from: Bam-bam on March 19, 2011, 10:36:31 PM

So Im not buying the hype yet until this Jones pal faces a good wrestler. IMO, he will have his hands full even with grandpa Couture, as long as he can weather the early storm without having total lunge failure after 3 minutes of fighting.

Damn, do you really believe that statement??

This 6'4 23 year old kid is going to "have his hands full" with a 48 year old Randy Couture?

Bam-bam · « **Reply #17 on:** March 19, 2011, 10:49:58 PM »

Quote from: polychronopolous on March 19, 2011, 10:43:17 PM

Damn, do you really believe that statement??

This 6'4 23 year old kid is going to "have his hands full" with a 48 year old Randy Couture?

yes, hands full, couture is a srtong, intelligent and skilled wreslter. And when it comes Rashad he will be taken down into oblivion and lose.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #18 on:** March 19, 2011, 10:54:55 PM »

Jones will beat Rashad, he will kill Couture...and I'm a huge Couture fan!

Bam-bam · « **Reply #19 on:** March 19, 2011, 10:56:38 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on March 19, 2011, 10:54:55 PM

Jones will beat Rashad, he will kill Couture...and I'm a huge Couture fan!

sorry but I have been following MMA for such a long time to buy the hype generating after a beating upon a totally gassed fighter.

Flexb · « **Reply #20 on:** March 19, 2011, 10:58:13 PM »

Jones is ridiculous. He has destroyed each guy he's fought winning just about every round and never being taken down. He's tall and skinny and looks like a fukin weakling, yet he's throwin around, thick, powerhouses with ease. Matt Hamil, Ryan Bader, made them look like they were 100lbs the way he tossed them around. Rua wasn't in the fight for one second. Rashad will get demolished if he doesn't land one of his haymakers first. If Silva came up to light heavy as he did before, Jones would murder him I think. The guy is just on another level of talent.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #21 on:** March 19, 2011, 10:59:17 PM »

You don't know what I do and who I've (and still do) trained and cornered for do you?

Flexb · « **Reply #22 on:** March 19, 2011, 11:00:07 PM »

Quote from: Bam-bam on March 19, 2011, 10:56:38 PM

sorry but I have been following MMA for such a long time to buy the hype generating after a beating upon a totally gassed fighter.

Rua was gassed because he took a beating through all of round one, was rocked bad early, not to mention shitting his pants.

Flexb · « **Reply #23 on:** March 19, 2011, 11:03:19 PM »

Wasn't Ryan Bader a very good wrestler? I may be wrong but that's what I thought. Bader ain't that great and not a top guy IMO, but thought he was up there as one of the better wrestlers in LH.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #24 on:** March 19, 2011, 11:04:47 PM »

Quote from: Bam-bam on March 19, 2011, 10:49:58 PM

yes, hands full, couture is a srtong, intelligent and skilled wreslter. And when it comes Rashad he will be taken down into oblivion and lose.

You're insane, Jones knocks out Couture cold in the first round and it isn't even close.

I would be similar to watching the Varsity take on the Freshman team.

Randy Couture could not do a damn thing against this guy, he wouldn't even be able to take him down. Randy is FORTY EIGHT YEARS OLD. The BEST that Couture could even hope for would be to get close enough to CLINCH Jones and EVEN if he got to that point he wouldn't be able to do shit. It would end up with Jones denying the take down and wailing on Couture with a shit ton of unanswered strikes.

Whatever the fuck you are smoking, please put it down.