Lulz.
I can imagine where youre effed up mind is going.
Hahahhaha,
I was watching one of those X-men vids on YouTube where dudes were ad-libbing, and I thought it would be funny for sometone to have action figures...Rogue brings home Hulk as her new boyfriend, Gambit sees this and gets jealous, starts throwing cards. Hulk, starts laughing and says, "Hulk will keep it 100, Hulk will use all cards for strip poker tonight."
All of sudden He-Man is at the door (of The Xavier Institute), with his slightly sexually confused son (remember the He-Man cartoon from the early 2000s? Yep, that dude), well, seems that Storm has cooked up some sort of potion---cause you know, He-Man's is pissed, he broke off a dinner date to bring his son over.
Meanwhile, Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne are at the bar, they are talking about Lana Lang, "So, Clark, you and Lana didn't, you know, hook up?"
"Naaa, Bruce, she was one of those, take it slow types..."
"Yeah, Clark, I know the type, want to take it slow to not seem like a ho, but she's having her back blown out by the quarterback..."
"No, Bruce, she's not..."
"...Like that? Yeah, whatever, Imma keep it 100..."
And so, I thought about whether Rogue could absord Hulk's powers.