Psychotic ex girlfriend is stalking me

[Firemuscle]

 Crazy bitch.

 She gave me a watch a while ago. It broke and I threw it away. Now she's telling me I stole it and she wants it back. She says she's gonna wait in front of my apartment for me after work. She even threatened to call the police on me for stealing, even though she gave it to me. So she's demanding cash for the watch, but i'm not going to give it to her.

 Oh I just want to slap this bitch. Too bad i'd get thrown in jail for that.

 How did you deal with crazy fucks like this?

[G_Thang]

 

Got a bitch who has been dissing me for 10 yrs now.

[Firemuscle]

Got a bitch who has been dissing me for 10 yrs now.

 I don't play that bullshit game.

 I'm not putting up with no bullshit from a crazy bitch.

 Maybe a water balloon filled with piss will make her fuck off?

[RUDE BUOY]

There was an episode of the fresh prince that went like that lol fresh prince

[Parker]

Crazy bitch.

 She gave me a watch a while ago. It broke and I threw it away. Now she's telling me I stole it and she wants it back. She says she's gonna wait in front of my apartment for me after work. She even threatened to call the police on me for stealing, even though she gave it to me. So she's demanding cash for the watch, but i'm not going to give it to her.

 Oh I just want to slap this bitch. Too bad i'd get thrown in jail for that.

 How did you deal with crazy fucks like this?

She gave you a man's watch, correct? How is she going to accuse you of stealing a man's watch from her?she doesn't make a habit of buying and wearing men's watches, correct? She probably needs money because she either owes somebody something or is hooked up on drugs and needs money for the drugs-or owes the dealer.

[Firemuscle]

Restraining order

 I wanna handle it myself. Getting a restraining order sounds like a hassle and a pain in the ass. Maybe it'll come to that though.

[Ursus]

I had 35 missed calls today! I kid you not.

[Coach is Back!]

Crazy bitch.

 She gave me a watch a while ago. It broke and I threw it away. Now she's telling me I stole it and she wants it back. She says she's gonna wait in front of my apartment for me after work. She even threatened to call the police on me for stealing, even though she gave it to me. So she's demanding cash for the watch, but i'm not going to give it to her.

 Oh I just want to slap this bitch. Too bad i'd get thrown in jail for that.

 How did you deal with crazy fucks like this?

Is her name Peggy?

[RUDE BUOY]

Is her Peggy?

a little bit how bout you?

[Firemuscle]

She gave you a man's watch, correct? How is she going to accuse you of stealing a man's watch from her?she doesn't make a habit of buying and wearing men's watches, correct? She probably needs money because she either owes somebody something or is hooked up on drugs and needs money for the drugs-or owes the dealer.

 She is just a greedy, penny pinching Asian bitch. SHe's definitely not on drugs.

 She has tons of money and owns 3 apartments, but she steals cups from coffee shops and tries to hustle free food from restaurants and shit like that. She's just weird and has mental disorders I think.

 I should have never got involved with such a crazy ass bitch. I just couldn't resist her great ass though.

[kiwiol]

Just be your online persona with her. She won't want to have anything to do with you after a couple of hours

Seriously though, good luck dealing with shit like that. I know it's no fun.

[Parker]

I wanna handle it myself. Getting a restraining order sounds like a hassle and a pain in the ass. Maybe it'll come to that though.

Actually, it's quite easy...it's what people do these days instead of acting like rational adults...far too easy to get the courts involved in one's personal affairs...

She is just a greedy, penny pinching Asian bitch. SHe's definitely not on drugs.

 She has tons of money and owns 3 apartments, but she steals cups from coffee shops and tries to hustle free food from restaurants and shit like that. She's just weird and has mental disorders I think.

 I should have never got involved with such a crazy ass bitch. I just couldn't resist her great ass though.

Never trust a nice ass and a smile, or big tits=big trouble, that's what I say...

[TacoBell]

Crazy bitch.

 She gave me a watch a while ago. It broke and I threw it away. Now she's telling me I stole it and she wants it back. She says she's gonna wait in front of my apartment for me after work. She even threatened to call the police on me for stealing, even though she gave it to me. So she's demanding cash for the watch, but i'm not going to give it to her.

 Oh I just want to slap this bitch. Too bad i'd get thrown in jail for that.

 How did you deal with crazy fucks like this?

I dont have to worry abou this kinda thing cause I keep your mom chained to the stove.

[Firemuscle]

Just be your online persona with her. She won't want to have anything to do with you after a couple of hours

Seriously though, good luck dealing with shit like that. I know it's no fun.

 Already did that. It made her stop coming to my place. But she is still stalking me over the phone and internet.

[Firemuscle]

I dont have to worry abou this kinda thing cause I keep your mom chained to the stove.

 It is better to just fuck whores than deal with all this bullshit.

 Instead of the clubs and dating services, I should stick to the red light districts and massage parlors. No drama and bullshit at least.

[G_Thang]

Already did that. It made her stop coming to my place. But she is still stalking me over the phone and internet.

The reason why the bitch keeps dissing me is she wants attention and i just walk past her like she doesn't exist. 

keep playing  her games and you'll be posting your paypal acct info, trying to get bail money from getbiggers. 

[RUDE BUOY]

BAH some of these whores are just to fucken emotional get a grip and find another shlong to sit on  

[Firemuscle]

The reason why the bitch keeps dissing me is she wants attention and i just walk past her like she doesn't exist. 

keep playing  her games and you'll be posting your paypal acct info, trying to get bail money from getbiggers. 

 So you're saying I should ignore the bitch?

[Palpatine Q]

no watch =no evidence.  she can't do dick.  Just fuck her in the ass and accidentally fall off the bed and smash her in the teeth with your elbow

[Firemuscle]

BAH some of these whores are just to fucken emotional get a grip and find another shlong to sit on  

 Exactly that's what i'm telling her.

 Just fuck off and find another guy to give you a US green card you stupid bitch!

[jwb]

I had 35 missed calls today! I kid you not.

Biggest stalker I ever had was Irish.

[Firemuscle]

no watch =no evidence.  she can't do dick.  Just fuck her in the ass and accidentally fall off the bed and smash her in the teeth with your elbow

 I'm not gonna let her in my place ever again. The vibe is too hostile for that.

 She also called a lot of my friends and told them I stole her watch. She cussed out one of my female friends and called her a bitch on the phone, and they never met in person. And she tried to call my fucking boss too. She's just going to war on me.

[Rami]

what now? why didn't you tell her it broke, so you can get the recite and take it where it was bought to get a new through warranty?

you wasted it

[Firemuscle]

what now? why didn't you tell her it broke, so you can get the recite and take it where it was bought to get a new through warranty?

you wasted it

 She didn't buy it new.

 Her friend gave it to her a long time ago then she gave it to me.

 It was a men's watch but she would wear it too sometimes because it was a leather style watch.

[Devon97]

I'm not gonna let her in my place ever again. The vibe is too hostile for that.

 She also called a lot of my friends and told them I stole her watch. She cussed out one of my female friends and called her a bitch on the phone, and they never met in person. And she tried to call my fucking boss too. She's just going to war on me.

Those are some serious low blows. Sheesh!

HOnestly I would mail her back the watch since that would defuse the situation. Be sure to get delivery conf so you have proof you mailed it.

It's not worth all the trouble she is causing.