Fat ugly bastard with smoking hot wife!?

[Papper]

he's a little phaggy in his voice. listen to 0:12 when he lisps, she's scared.

he doesn't have the muscle bear voice to match his muscle bear beard.

hot chick yeah.

[EZ$]

no vagina, no care.

[El Diablo Blanco]

You guys are such rookies.  There is no secret.  That chick is the epitome of the Ugly Duckling story.  They were probably friends in high school, she was a library loser and no guys gave her attention except for her fatty friend.  Over time she learned to straighten her hair, bleach her teeth, wear tight clothes, lots of make-up and all of a sudden looked attractive but she stayed loyal to fatty boyfriend.  Give this shit time.  These tools won't be celebrating a 10th anniversery without him finding out that she took it up the ass by the big strong hawaiin dude when she was having some "alone" time on their vacation.

Here's exactly what she did to look "smoking hot".

[Mr Nobody]

How does this happen?

[Hulkotron]

How does this happen?

Some cultures have arranged marriages.

[Jadeveon Clowney]

These tools won't be celebrating a 10th anniversery without him finding out that she took it up the ass by the big strong hawaiin dude when she was having some "alone" time on their vacation.

Here's exactly what she did to look "smoking hot".

lol, good imagination.

[Earl1972]

some of you think that fat guy isn't bad looking, and some of you think that girl is average looking

strange thread

E

[Papper]

These tools won't be celebrating a 10th anniversery without him finding out that she took it up the ass by the big strong hawaiin dude when she was having some "alone" time on their vacation.

The big hawaiin or the scuba instructor

[Tito24]

You guys are such rookies.  There is no secret.  That chick is the epitome of the Ugly Duckling story.  They were probably friends in high school, she was a library loser and no guys gave her attention except for her fatty friend.  Over time she learned to straighten her hair, bleach her teeth, wear tight clothes, lots of make-up and all of a sudden looked attractive but she stayed loyal to fatty boyfriend.  Give this shit time.  These tools won't be celebrating a 10th anniversery without him finding out that she took it up the ass by the big strong hawaiin dude when she was having some "alone" time on their vacation.

Here's exactly what she did to look "smoking hot".

god damned. thats the same girl as in the beginning?

[devilsmile]

god damned. thats the same girl as in the beginning?

and she's getting more famous by the day 

[Hulkotron]

She's ok, no higher than a 7 though

She sounds really irritating.

[Tito24]

and she's getting more famous by the day 

wow, imagine the amount of illusions that are walking around today.

[devilsmile]

wow, imagine the amount of illusions that are walking around today.

ouuuuuh yeah bodeh! i got one last weekend, ouch.... she was nice looking, nice ass and figure.... but when I saw her raw... 

[Devon97]

smoking hot?

LOL affeman is ready to slit his wrists he is so jealous of this hairy little hobbit she is married to lol

[Parker]

succesfull, high educated white man with a hot wife... yes I can believe that, i've been telling this for GOD DAMN AGES, but will you listen? NOooooooooh  

No, it's called "safe guy"...dude is safe, he won't run away. Take a look at him, he has the beard to make his round face look "defined", and he is talking all corny...and trying to play the cool guy...He looks like the comicbook guy on the Simpsons...

You see this a lot over here--a attractive woman with the roundface and many times fat "safe guy"...he is most of the time the "nice guy"---has a hard time pulling women due to looks, but pulls them due to finances and being safe...typically, the marriage or relationship ends due to her selfishness or her cheating with the square jawed in shape dude...

[Papper]

He's a safe card indeed. A provider if you will. Weak women always with these fellas, I see it too.

Makes me think if I'm the in shape dude or not.

[Board_SHERIF]

WTF, can you believe that?

The guy has to always "try" and be "on" as its all he has got -even though he is not funny in away...he is "tying" to be like Doug from King of queens but fails badly. The women is ok (good body at least) but again an average bore who puts up or just accepts fat guy and his attempt of being funny etc...I wonder if they are happy with this arrangement   Or will she get sick of him ??

[Earl1972]

if i saw them together and they weren't holding hands, i would assume they were just friends

proof that women don't care about looks when settling down with a man

E

[DroppingPlates]

Sure why not? Like his humor or not, he seems to be a outgoing IDGAF type of guy. Many women fall for these qualities.

[Parker]

if i saw them together and they weren't holding hands, i would assume they were just friends

proof that women don't care about looks when settling down with a man

E

oh, they care---like what their kids look like...
But, they want to be able to domesticate the man...until she screws her personal trainer or a Devilsmile looking dude at the club...JNN and Che will tell you, the women married to these types of men are the wild ones at the strip clubs, and usually freaky---because they are starved---they have pudgy safe guy at home

I remember I used ro work with this pretty brunette who had child birthing hips and a ass that made you ask if she was mixed..Her boyfriend looked like that fat bad guy on Captain Planet or that fat comedian Louie (the one with the piggy nose and gap between his front teeth), she swore up and down she didn't like in shape dudes because her man wasn't going anywhere---yet she was always flirting with deisel dudes, or looking at their asses...her man worked at a sub shop and she would complain that he ate unhealthly foods-would come in with Philly cheesesteaks stains...She then would claim male strippers did nothing for her...but she went to Vegas and she saw the Men from Down Under review...
When I left that job, she gave me a big hug and squeezed my ass...when I visited a yr later, she did the same thing, and said "it's  gotten harder", I asked about her man, she left him...for a dude who looked like he modelled for the Under Armour mannequins at Dick's Sporting Goods.

[Earl1972]

oh, they care---like what their kids look like...

that's how men think

women want a guy that can support, protect, and take care of their kids

a man shows these qualities with confidence, brains, money, status

looks are at the bottom of the list, they only get your foot in the door

E

[Jadeveon Clowney]

that's how men think

women want a guy that can support, protect, and take care of their kids

a man shows these qualities with confidence, brains, money, status

looks are at the bottom of the list, they only get your foot in the door

E

you must be a shortish ugly fucker, E.

[Earl1972]

you must be a shortish ugly fucker, E.

or i see enough "shortish ugly fuckers" with hot chicks to know that chicks don't care what a guy looks like after a first date

E

[gh15]

Epic jealousy from a tool that can't get anything higher than a 5!

Here are the facts:

1. He's not that ugly. He's normal looking muscle bear type. (no homo)
2. She's attractive. NOT smoking hot.
3. He obviously makes a decent check and supports her. (vaca in hawaii isn't cheap)


It's not a fucking rocket science formula dude.

he is typical fat americano individual,,

american whores like to be surrounded by a fat bigger fella and they used to it ,,they need it because they themselves blow up after marriage because they are big girls to begin with genetically

they will try to keep small unlike their mother because they know moment they gain 10 lb the americano fatzo will go drink out inested of drinking home,,and with that come tittie bar and cheating like they are used to ,,


so they know if they dont keep uo small and hot for him he will cheat ,,and they will lose the chee cheeing,,

there is no love in 90% of those cases,,it is comfortability issue,,and for the kids...

whenever you see thin girl with obese fella like this in 90% of cases it is due to all other reason but love,,

those fella can also pull some thick cock out of the pants and americano girls LOVE AND ADORE FAT COCKS,,they will be with you only for thatin many times if girlfriend....but! in his case it is average to small cock due to body composition and health problems i can see from watching the video ,,so she is not with him for cock size it is most likley money and comfortability ,,slight chance that she like his face and care for him which is true in 10% of those cases,,

the type of girl is just fake americano and they always go for the relashionship with specific terms in theri head ,,they do the pluses and the minuses and thats how choosing the fella they end up with,,ofcourse they also cheat in their spare time but this is very descret doen in americana and fella usually do not know ,,unless he has strong sense for how relashionships should be and when relashionship is true love it is not relashionship it is soul to soul hert to heart best friends close to 16/7 together

gh15 approved

[Croatch]

She's ok, no higher than a 7 though

No longer care here.  As soon as I see a woman with kids, I shake my head and keep walking.
Continuous problem there.
Probably his kids though.  You can see that fat gene in the offspring.

Nothing wrong with this guy here though.  Decent looking fella who is heavier, no big deal.

that's how men think

women want a guy that can support, protect, and take care of their kids

a man shows these qualities with confidence, brains, money, status

looks are at the bottom of the list, they only get your foot in the door

E

The truth.  However, younger women are more about looks.