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Largerthanlife

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How to steal gas times are tuff
« on: April 30, 2011, 11:54:31 AM »
Anyone know a good way to steal gas and get away every time?  I was thinking of putting mud on my license plate since I can just say I ran through a mud puddle if a cop see's me.  Gas is too expensive now, it almost costs the same as a pack of 4 AA batteries.
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Re: How to steal gas times are tuff
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2011, 11:57:38 AM »
in uk its £1.33 per litre .... you lot would be hanging your selves if you paid as much i think its around $2.2 in your money
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Re: How to steal gas times are tuff
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2011, 11:59:25 AM »
Quote from: local hero on April 30, 2011, 11:57:38 AM
in uk its £1.33 per litre .... you lot would be hanging your selves if you paid as much i think its around $2.2 in your money

WOW that is cheap, twice as low as the price I pay.  I wonder why USA pays so much more.

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Re: How to steal gas times are tuff
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2011, 12:04:26 PM »
Quote from: Largerthanlife on April 30, 2011, 11:59:25 AM
WOW that is cheap, twice as low as the price I pay.  I wonder why USA pays so much more.



dont you buy yours by the gallon tho?  1 litre is around .2 gallons..
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Re: How to steal gas times are tuff
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2011, 12:05:35 PM »
Install LPG.
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Re: How to steal gas times are tuff
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2011, 12:12:01 PM »
hi tallgerman / magicuser / slaver
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Re: How to steal gas times are tuff
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2011, 12:33:22 PM »
Quote from: dutchguy on April 30, 2011, 12:05:35 PM
Install LPG.

What are we urban dictionaries?

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Re: How to steal gas times are tuff
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2011, 12:49:26 PM »
Quote from: Largerthanlife on April 30, 2011, 11:54:31 AM
Anyone know a good way to steal gas and get away every time?  I was thinking of putting mud on my license plate since I can just say I ran through a mud puddle if a cop see's me.  Gas is too expensive now, it almost costs the same as a pack of 4 AA batteries.
I used to have a friend in college who would just pull up to one of those seriously out of the way gas stations and fill up then drive away.  He never got caught, which I am surprised. He had the money to pay it, just never felt like going in to do it.  Of course gas was a lot cheaper then, so they may be willing to take drastic measures these days to prevent that type of thing.
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Re: How to steal gas times are tuff
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2011, 12:55:29 PM »
Sounds like your gonna have to suck the pipe.
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Re: How to steal gas times are tuff
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2011, 12:56:02 PM »
You have to learn how to Siphon it out of other peoples tanks.
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Re: How to steal gas times are tuff
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2011, 01:02:44 PM »
dont suck on the pipe,,,, fill hose with petrol, cover both ends with your thumbs, stick the hose into the tank fast, trying not to spill any, let go of the end of hose outside tank,,,, and drain


engineers way....
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Re: How to steal gas times are tuff
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2011, 01:24:55 PM »
a few men here talking about sucking on pipes :-\ :-\ :-\ ??? ??? ???
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Re: How to steal gas times are tuff
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2011, 01:27:04 PM »
Quote from: Runningmom on April 30, 2011, 01:24:55 PM
a few men here talking about sucking on pipes :-\ :-\ :-\ ??? ??? ???
LOL good call.
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Re: How to steal gas times are tuff
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2011, 01:31:58 PM »


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Re: How to steal gas times are tuff
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2011, 01:52:08 PM »
Quote from: Runningmom on April 30, 2011, 01:24:55 PM
a few men here talking about sucking on pipes :-\ :-\ :-\ ??? ??? ???

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Re: How to steal gas times are tuff
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2011, 02:03:23 PM »
Quote from: local hero on April 30, 2011, 11:57:38 AM
in uk its £1.33 per litre .... you lot would be hanging your selves if you paid as much i think its around $2.2 in your money
In Sweden we pay 1,48£/litre

 :-X :-X :-X
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Re: How to steal gas times are tuff
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2011, 03:23:44 PM »
Quote from: Largerthanlife on April 30, 2011, 12:33:22 PM
What are we urban dictionaries?



Liquidfied Petroleum Gas,...Propane...
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Re: How to steal gas times are tuff
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2011, 03:30:06 PM »
If you can't afford the gas you can't afford a car.
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Re: How to steal gas times are tuff
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2011, 03:30:16 PM »
Quote from: local hero on April 30, 2011, 11:57:38 AM
in uk its £1.33 per litre .... you lot would be hanging your government.

fixed.

dont be mad your shitty gov't taxes the life out of its people.
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MAXX

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Re: How to steal gas times are tuff
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2011, 03:54:53 PM »
Quote from: 2ND COMING on April 30, 2011, 03:30:16 PM
fixed.

dont be mad your shitty gov't taxes the life out of its people.
I know I am. And the taxes goes to stupid shit.
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Re: How to steal gas times are tuff
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2011, 03:58:19 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on April 30, 2011, 12:56:02 PM
You have to learn how to Siphon it out of other peoples tanks.

I never thought of that, good idea!  So should I got a small type tubbing at a walmart like for a fish tank and then pick it in their pipe, then suck on it till it starts coming up, then release, then stick in my car?

How do I make sure it is good grade gas and that it is not diesel?

Quote from: The Coach on April 30, 2011, 03:30:06 PM
If you can't afford the gas you can't afford a car.

I don't understand this, when I got my car gas was a dollar and some cents.  Now it is four times that.  I can afford my car it only costs 1600 dollars.  It works great.

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Re: How to steal gas times are tuff
« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2011, 04:18:19 PM »
Quote from: MAXX on April 30, 2011, 02:03:23 PM
In Sweden we pay 1,48£/litre

 :-X :-X :-X


ive heard its £6.00 a pint of beer too, expensive country
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Re: How to steal gas times are tuff
« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2011, 04:30:52 PM »
1.33 $ here... need a civic, fucking yaris or something...if my school+job wasnt 30km id use a goddamn bike
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Re: How to steal gas times are tuff
« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2011, 04:49:12 PM »

Pull over around the corner prior to the station. Take a plastic garbage bag or a white sheet, something to cover your plate, or even take your plate off. Jump back in your car, fill up, pull off and split as inconspicuously as possible (not driving too fast and/or erratic) and when you get in a neighborhood you can pull over again, take the bag off your plate.
Me and my buddies used to do it all the time. Cops have less of a chance to see you, the cameras don't get your plates nor do the attendants and if you do it right, your face won't be shown either. 
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Re: How to steal gas times are tuff
« Reply #24 on: April 30, 2011, 04:56:08 PM »
Quote from: YoungBlood on April 30, 2011, 04:49:12 PM
Pull over around the corner prior to the station. Take a plastic garbage bag or a white sheet, something to cover your plate, or even take your plate off. Jump back in your car, fill up, pull off and split as inconspicuously as possible (not driving too fast and/or erratic) and when you get in a neighborhood you can pull over again, take the bag off your plate.
Me and my buddies used to do it all the time. Cops have less of a chance to see you, the cameras don't get your plates nor do the attendants and if you do it right, your face won't be shown either. 
why wouldn't the cameras show your face?

I'm certain they do. Atleast now days. You would have to wear a mask.
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