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The Only Two "Supplements" You Will Ever Need
« on: May 08, 2011, 06:39:35 PM »
On account of the size of my chest and arms, I am constantly asked what am I "taking".  I always let my pupils know first off that steroids are for cheaters and losers and therefore are off limits.  Then I let them know about three full body workouts per week including squats, bench press, military press, chins, barbell rows, barbell curls, French curls and so on.  Then I go over the importance of a diet centered around meat, eggs, peanut butter sandwiches, fresh fruits and vegetables, and, of course, a gallon of whole milk a day.  Now if we want a little extra advantage, an edge so to speak, there are two "supplements" we can add: Dessicated Liver Tablets and Milk and Egg Protein mixed with heavy cream.  The Liver tablets will fortify the red blood cells with iron, vitamin b, and amino acids.  The Milk and Egg protein when mixed with heavy cream and sipped throughout the day will turn your muscles into granite. 

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Re: The Only Two "Supplements" You Will Ever Need
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2011, 06:56:13 PM »
On account of the size of my chest and arms, I am constantly asked what am I "taking".  I always let my pupils know first off that steroids are for cheaters and losers and therefore are off limits.  Then I let them know about three full body workouts per week including squats, bench press, military press, chins, barbell rows, barbell curls, French curls and so on.  Then I go over the importance of a diet centered around meat, eggs, peanut butter sandwiches, fresh fruits and vegetables, and, of course, a gallon of whole milk a day.  Now if we want a little extra advantage, an edge so to speak, there are two "supplements" we can add: Dessicated Liver Tablets and Milk and Egg Protein mixed with heavy cream.  The Liver tablets will fortify the red blood cells with iron, vitamin b, and amino acids.  The Milk and Egg protein when mixed with heavy cream and sipped throughout the day will turn your muscles into granite. 

  Amen, bro. That is all you need. Tell it to these steroid morons. Steroids are for men with no balls.

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Re: The Only Two "Supplements" You Will Ever Need
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2011, 07:17:11 PM »
This guy is a truly fantastic gimmick. I just went out and got some whole milk and heavy cream. I'm a little scared of making the jump to the liver tablets, but baby steps ya know!? Please give us more advices sir, please, we beg this of you.

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« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2011, 07:21:22 PM »
On account of the size of my chest and arms, I am constantly asked what am I "taking".  I always let my pupils know first off that steroids are for cheaters and losers and therefore are off limits.  Then I let them know about three full body workouts per week including squats, bench press, military press, chins, barbell rows, barbell curls, French curls and so on.  Then I go over the importance of a diet centered around meat, eggs, peanut butter sandwiches, fresh fruits and vegetables, and, of course, a gallon of whole milk a day.  Now if we want a little extra advantage, an edge so to speak, there are two "supplements" we can add: Dessicated Liver Tablets and Milk and Egg Protein mixed with heavy cream.  The Liver tablets will fortify the red blood cells with iron, vitamin b, and amino acids.  The Milk and Egg protein when mixed with heavy cream and sipped throughout the day will turn your muscles into granite. 

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Re: The Only Two "Supplements" You Will Ever Need
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2011, 07:21:26 PM »
Sounds like Vince Gironda (NOT GOODRUM!!!!) has made a comeback...

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« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2011, 07:24:01 PM »
Was so excited that I read that again. I may have to PM GH15 for clarification because it sure sounds like maybe those liver tablets are a version of "blood doping", scary stuff.

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Re: The Only Two "Supplements" You Will Ever Need
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2011, 07:24:37 PM »
This guy is a truly fantastic gimmick. I just went out and got some whole milk and heavy cream. I'm a little scared of making the jump to the liver tablets, but baby steps ya know!? Please give us more advices sir, please, we beg this of you.

agreed.

the first two posts in this thread are mindblowing.

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Re: The Only Two "Supplements" You Will Ever Need
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2011, 07:24:40 PM »
On account of the size of my chest and arms, I am constantly asked what am I "taking".  I always let my pupils know first off that steroids are for cheaters and losers and therefore are off limits.  Then I let them know about three full body workouts per week including squats, bench press, military press, chins, barbell rows, barbell curls, French curls and so on.  Then I go over the importance of a diet centered around meat, eggs, peanut butter sandwiches, fresh fruits and vegetables, and, of course, a gallon of whole milk a day.  Now if we want a little extra advantage, an edge so to speak, there are two "supplements" we can add: Dessicated Liver Tablets and Milk and Egg Protein mixed with heavy cream.  The Liver tablets will fortify the red blood cells with iron, vitamin b, and amino acids.  The Milk and Egg protein when mixed with heavy cream and sipped throughout the day will turn your muscles into granite. 

I've found the same to be true, minus the dairy.  I've got a problem with dairy.

Meat, Fat are good for you, make you feel good, and look good.

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Re: The Only Two "Supplements" You Will Ever Need
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2011, 07:25:49 PM »
  I want BodybuilderLexReeves and that imbecile troll, GH15, to have a face-off. That will be fucking awesome. Can you imagine?

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Re: The Only Two "Supplements" You Will Ever Need
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2011, 07:43:27 PM »
  I want BodybuilderLexReeves and that imbecile troll, GH15, to have a face-off. That will be fucking awesome. Can you imagine?

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Yeah!  GH's guy blows Lex's guy away in terms of physique, but then Lex's guy beats the shit out of the pretty boy!

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Re: The Only Two "Supplements" You Will Ever Need
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2011, 07:50:52 PM »
On account of the size of my chest and arms, I am constantly asked what am I "taking".  I always let my pupils know first off that steroids are for cheaters and losers and therefore are off limits.  Then I let them know about three full body workouts per week including squats, bench press, military press, chins, barbell rows, barbell curls, French curls and so on.  Then I go over the importance of a diet centered around meat, eggs, peanut butter sandwiches, fresh fruits and vegetables, and, of course, a gallon of whole milk a day.  Now if we want a little extra advantage, an edge so to speak, there are two "supplements" we can add: Dessicated Liver Tablets and Milk and Egg Protein mixed with heavy cream.  The Liver tablets will fortify the red blood cells with iron, vitamin b, and amino acids.  The Milk and Egg protein when mixed with heavy cream and sipped throughout the day will turn your muscles into granite. 

If you weren't a gimmick and you are really as old as you let on, you probably wouldn't be eating like this and with quantity. If you are, check frequently with your cardiologist.

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Re: The Only Two "Supplements" You Will Ever Need
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2011, 08:12:58 PM »
Doctor's are for sick people.  I'm healthy as a horse because I know how to eat and how to work out.  I know when to fast for a few days to rid the body of toxins.  I know how to breathe.  I am a student of Bernarr MacFadden and quite frankly, I think you should tend not only to your own failing health, but to the state of your soul. 

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« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2011, 08:24:29 PM »
Doctor's are for sick people.  I'm healthy as a horse because I know how to eat and how to work out.  I know when to fast for a few days to rid the body of toxins.  I know how to breathe.  I am a student of Bernarr MacFadden and quite frankly, I think you should tend not only to your own failing health, but to the state of your soul. 

I have no health problems, but I do realize I'm getting older and watch how I eat especially when it comes to quantity. Sometimes genetics is a bitch and all the training and eating right isn't enough. Although all of blood counts came back perfect, I was diagnosed with pre-hypertension (142/90) so just to protect my heart he placed me on a low dose ace inhibitor. I went for my follow up and even though I carefully (for the most part) watch what I eat, my HDL's were low (44) so he placed me on 10mg of lipitor. I train with weights 2-4 days per week cardio 3-5 days per week and this doesn't include working out on the field with the team. 

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Re: The Only Two "Supplements" You Will Ever Need
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2011, 08:26:33 PM »
I have no health problems, but I do realize I'm getting older and watch how I eat especially when it comes to quantity. Sometimes genetics is a bitch and all the training and eating right isn't enough. Although all of blood counts came back perfect, I was diagnosed with pre-hypertension (142/90) so just to protect my heart he placed me on a low dose ace inhibitor. I went for my follow up and even though I carefully (for the most part) watch what I eat, my HDL's were low (44) so he placed me on 10mg of lipitor. I train with weights 2-4 days per week cardio 3-5 days per week and this doesn't include working out on the field with the team. 

 How has your hormone use chaged as you got older? Did you lower the dosage a lot or change compounds?

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Re: The Only Two "Supplements" You Will Ever Need
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2011, 08:52:52 PM »
I have no health problems, but I do realize I'm getting older and watch how I eat especially when it comes to quantity. Sometimes genetics is a bitch and all the training and eating right isn't enough. Although all of blood counts came back perfect, I was diagnosed with pre-hypertension (142/90) so just to protect my heart he placed me on a low dose ace inhibitor. I went for my follow up and even though I carefully (for the most part) watch what I eat, my HDL's were low (44) so he placed me on 10mg of lipitor. I train with weights 2-4 days per week cardio 3-5 days per week and this doesn't include working out on the field with the team. 

how is 142/90 "pre"- hypertension?

i'd call that stage 1...

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Re: The Only Two "Supplements" You Will Ever Need
« Reply #15 on: May 08, 2011, 09:01:30 PM »
how is 142/90 "pre"- hypertension?

i'd call that stage 1...

He actually said I was borderline. My follow up was last Friday and it was back down to 120/80.

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Re: The Only Two "Supplements" You Will Ever Need
« Reply #16 on: May 08, 2011, 09:25:09 PM »
...steroids are for cheaters and losers and therefore are off limits.
lol who says? you? :D

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Re: The Only Two "Supplements" You Will Ever Need
« Reply #17 on: May 08, 2011, 09:45:10 PM »


I've got a question Bodybuilder Lex Reeves. Can you tell me by looking at his physique how much milk and how many dessicated liver tablets this fella was taking? If you could tell me his squat rep range and rest periods it would be much appreciated.




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Re: The Only Two "Supplements" You Will Ever Need
« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2011, 10:04:10 PM »
I'm curious Lex, what's your take on Arthur Jones and his teachings?

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Re: The Only Two "Supplements" You Will Ever Need
« Reply #19 on: May 08, 2011, 10:34:17 PM »
On account of the size of my chest and arms, I am constantly asked what am I "taking".  I always let my pupils know first off that steroids are for cheaters and losers and therefore are off limits.  Then I let them know about three full body workouts per week including squats, bench press, military press, chins, barbell rows, barbell curls, French curls and so on.  Then I go over the importance of a diet centered around meat, eggs, peanut butter sandwiches, fresh fruits and vegetables, and, of course, a gallon of whole milk a day.  Now if we want a little extra advantage, an edge so to speak, there are two "supplements" we can add: Dessicated Liver Tablets and Milk and Egg Protein mixed with heavy cream.  The Liver tablets will fortify the red blood cells with iron, vitamin b, and amino acids.  The Milk and Egg protein when mixed with heavy cream and sipped throughout the day will turn your muscles into granite.  
A gallon of WHOLE milk a day.loaded in milk fat and sugar...lol...milk and egg protein--thats ok.. but with CREAM. Loaded with shit loads of milk FAT and sugar...lol.turn your muscle into gooo and get ya nice and FAT....How old are you 60....things have changed old man..you really need to get out of the time warp your trapped in..lmao..Ive been training for 18 years and all your methods are very very old schooool.some of them are ok and do serve a purpose..... but those ones geeeezus..snap the fuck out of it...

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Re: The Only Two "Supplements" You Will Ever Need
« Reply #20 on: May 08, 2011, 10:42:37 PM »
One cup of heavy cream has 88 grams of fat, lol.

That's more than a Double Harvey Burger with cheese and a large poutine.

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« Reply #21 on: May 08, 2011, 10:44:41 PM »
I don't know who's the bigger fucktard...the gimmick or the assholes who realize he's a gimmick and still post replies.

Hmmm...

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Re: The Only Two "Supplements" You Will Ever Need
« Reply #22 on: May 08, 2011, 10:51:35 PM »
One cup of heavy cream has 88 grams of fat, lol.

That's more than a Double Harvey Burger with cheese and a large poutine.
lol I never understood the "heavy cream" thing either.

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Re: The Only Two "Supplements" You Will Ever Need
« Reply #23 on: May 08, 2011, 11:11:46 PM »
Heavy cream mixed with eggs tastes quite good actually, much better than just drinking eggs only ie. "Rocky Balboa style" ;D And speaking of Rocky, the 1st one is on of the greatest movies of all time FACT

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Re: The Only Two "Supplements" You Will Ever Need
« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2011, 02:30:09 AM »
I don't know who's the bigger fucktard...the gimmick or the assholes who realize he's a gimmick and still post replies.

Hmmm...
Exactly!!  ;D