Author Topic: Woke up fat, now what? (Read 3791 times)

dseiler · « **on:** May 09, 2011, 02:02:08 PM »

You went to bed last night and you were 200 pounds.

You woke up and tipped the scale at 300 pounds.

Besides killing yourself, going on an all meth diet or getting your jaw wired shut, what would you do?

Is is possible to get some fitness and nutrition answers for this one?

Benito Mutumbo · « **Reply #1 on:** May 09, 2011, 02:10:26 PM »

All pillows & sheets

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #2 on:** May 09, 2011, 02:13:48 PM »

Get up, go to the bathroom, load up on GH and trenbolina, go back to bed, wake up the next morning and BOOOOM......problem solved. You'll be a huge and shredded 200 again - GH15

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #3 on:** May 09, 2011, 02:16:52 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on May 09, 2011, 02:13:48 PM

Get up, go to the bathroom, load up on GH and trenbolina, go back to bed, wake up the next morning and BOOOOM......problem solved. You'll be a huge and shredded 200 again - GH15

I wish !!!!!

dseiler · « **Reply #4 on:** May 09, 2011, 02:19:27 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on May 09, 2011, 02:13:48 PM

Get up, go to the bathroom, load up on GH and trenbolina, go back to bed, wake up the next morning and BOOOOM......problem solved. You'll be a huge and shredded 200 again - GH15

Tempting, but too expensive. Rather cycle carbs and train. Thoughts?

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #5 on:** May 09, 2011, 02:19:28 PM »

So does GH15!

smoothasf · « **Reply #6 on:** May 09, 2011, 02:40:07 PM »

Funny a month ago I finished running 10iu of growth a day for 2 months. With test and tren 600 mgs of it a week. I went on holiday and came back 20pounds heavier and fat. Can't put fat on with growth and tren my ass

Hulkotron · « **Reply #7 on:** May 09, 2011, 02:43:33 PM »

A calorie is a calorie.

dukey187 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 09, 2011, 02:46:52 PM »

Quote from: smoothasf on May 09, 2011, 02:40:07 PM

Funny a month ago I finished running 10iu of growth a day for 2 months. With test and tren 600 mgs of it a week. I went on holiday and came back 20pounds heavier and fat. Can't put fat on with growth and tren my ass

Sounds like youre on the same regimen that nasser has the king on.

Team king googly eye

Papper · « **Reply #9 on:** May 09, 2011, 03:01:08 PM »

You start posting on Getbig.

dseiler · « **Reply #10 on:** February 05, 2015, 08:15:41 AM »

Haha, bump for the newer members.

funk51 · « **Reply #11 on:** February 05, 2015, 08:21:47 AM »

cut the salt down...

_aj_ · « **Reply #12 on:** February 05, 2015, 08:27:24 AM »

After the 15 flush, 50-coiler, I will be back to 200, no problem.

Weedlejuice · « **Reply #13 on:** February 05, 2015, 10:12:13 AM »

waking up at 300lbs is a bad thing all of a sudden

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #14 on:** February 05, 2015, 10:37:03 AM »

In order...

*I'd go to the doctor get my thyroid checked and do some bloodwork to make sure that there isn't something going on.

*I'd keep my diet lean. Chicken, fish, broccoli, sweet potatoes, nuts, a little fruit and some other misc veggies.

*I'd drink a ton of water and limit liquid calories.

*I'd switch into cardio mode and get on the treadmill twice a day and try to burn off as many calories as I could.

*I'd do full body workouts 3x per week.

*I would repeat this for as long as it took.

*Then, I would get the women. 9's and 10's only. Raw dog.

dseiler · « **Reply #15 on:** February 05, 2015, 11:26:18 AM »

Quote from: Pray_4_War on February 05, 2015, 10:37:03 AM

In order...

*I'd go to the doctor get my thyroid checked and do some bloodwork to make sure that there isn't something going on.

*I'd keep my diet lean. Chicken, fish, broccoli, sweet potatoes, nuts, a little fruit and some other misc veggies.

*I'd drink a ton of water and limit liquid calories.

*I'd switch into cardio mode and get on the treadmill twice a day and try to burn off as many calories as I could.

*I'd do full body workouts 3x per week.

*I would repeat this for as long as it took.

*Then, I would get the women. 9's and 10's only. Raw dog.

Brilliant.

loco · « **Reply #16 on:** February 05, 2015, 11:35:17 AM »

It's okay. Many men go to sleep single and wake up with a wife, two kids, a dog, a cat, a mortgage and a minivan. They think "What the heck just happened? I just wanted to get laid."

wes · « **Reply #17 on:** February 05, 2015, 11:56:06 AM »

Quote from: dseiler on May 09, 2011, 02:02:08 PM

You went to bed last night and you were 200 pounds.

You woke up and tipped the scale at 300 pounds.

Besides killing yourself, going on an all meth diet or getting your jaw wired shut, what would you do?

Is is possible to get some fitness and nutrition answers for this one?

Your point

dseiler · « **Reply #18 on:** February 05, 2015, 11:58:24 AM »

Quote from: wes on February 05, 2015, 11:56:06 AM

Your point

Hypothetical. Just curious to here some of the crazier responses, because you know there would be good ones in there too!

wes · « **Reply #19 on:** February 05, 2015, 11:59:57 AM »

Quote from: dseiler on February 05, 2015, 11:58:24 AM

Hypothetical. Just curious to here some of the crazier responses, because you know there would be good ones in there too!

pedro01 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 05, 2015, 06:08:41 PM »

Quote from: dseiler on May 09, 2011, 02:02:08 PM

You went to bed last night and you were 200 pounds.

You woke up and tipped the scale at 300 pounds.

Besides killing yourself, going on an all meth diet or getting your jaw wired shut, what would you do?

Is is possible to get some fitness and nutrition answers for this one?

I'd post on Getbig about being 299lbs at 2% bodyfat within 3 days.

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #21 on:** February 05, 2015, 06:12:38 PM »

Quote from: loco on February 05, 2015, 11:35:17 AM

It's okay. Many men go to sleep single and wake up with a wife, two kids, a dog, a cat, a mortgage and a minivan. They think "What the heck just happened? I just wanted to get laid."

and a back seat full of groceries from da fukkin' Price Club