Author Topic: New snake oil from T-Nation (Read 2371 times)

DK II · « **on:** May 23, 2011, 02:05:15 AM »

http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_article/most_recent/indigo3g_what_to_expect

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"Fix dysfunctional fat cells so they work correctly... check.

"Maximize glucose and nutrient uptake in muscle... check.

"Release fat-cell contents and begin burning up the freed fatty acids... check.

"Prevent nutrient storage in fat cells... check.

"Okay, now what? What am I supposed to feel or notice?"

Has anyone ever tried their products?

wes · « **Reply #1 on:** May 23, 2011, 02:11:57 AM »

That`s the exact same checklist I use with every meal or supplement I ingest !!

Schmoe Buster · « **Reply #2 on:** May 23, 2011, 02:13:20 AM »

I cant wait to hand over my money for that

DK II · « **Reply #3 on:** May 23, 2011, 02:15:57 AM »

Quote from: wes on May 23, 2011, 02:11:57 AM

That`s the exact same checklist I use with every meal or supplement I ingest !!

I wouldn't even bother with it, but their claims are always fuckgin ridiculous:

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Want to train every day?

No problem.

Want to train 3 times per day, 6 days a week?

If you have the time and can put out the effort, the ANACONDA™ formula will easily handle any training demand you can throw at it.

And this is for a protein powder with creatine in it....

DK II · « **Reply #4 on:** May 23, 2011, 02:17:04 AM »

Forgot to mention, if you train 3 times a day six times a week, you will have to spend a few thousand bucks on supplements each month, lol.

wes · « **Reply #5 on:** May 23, 2011, 02:21:50 AM »

Quote from: DK II on May 23, 2011, 02:17:04 AM

Forgot to mention, if you train 3 times a day six times a week, you will have to spend a few thousand bucks on supplements each month, lol.

I spend at least that right now training only 5 x a week!!!!!!!

Deicide · « **Reply #6 on:** May 23, 2011, 02:25:23 AM »

Quote from: wes on May 23, 2011, 02:21:50 AM

I spend at least that right now training only 5 x a week!!!!!!!

Religion of Peace.

Schmoe Buster · « **Reply #7 on:** May 23, 2011, 02:29:03 AM »

Quote from: DK II on May 23, 2011, 02:17:04 AM

Forgot to mention, if you train 3 times a day six times a week, you will have to spend a few thousand bucks on supplements each month, lol.

LOL, if we want to train 3 times per day then we can just shoot 1cc Test suspension before each workout and swallow a few Halotestin tabs, then we get our pump on

DK II · « **Reply #8 on:** May 23, 2011, 02:30:34 AM »

Quote from: wes on May 23, 2011, 02:21:50 AM

I spend at least that right now training only 5 x a week!!!!!!!

Yeah well, everything that goes over 20.000 US $ for protein per month, i have to ask my wife for permission.

Glad though she doesn't get it sometimes when i tell her the protein/creatin mix is ONLY creatin, so i can spend another 5000$ on that.

On a serious side note, if you would spend the money on steroids, HGH and sushi instead, HOLY SHIT.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #9 on:** May 23, 2011, 02:31:14 AM »

Quote from: DK II on May 23, 2011, 02:05:15 AM

http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_article/most_recent/indigo3g_what_to_expect

Has anyone ever tried their products?

Stimulate money transfer from wallet to bullshitcompany.......ch eck.

Schmoe Buster · « **Reply #10 on:** May 23, 2011, 02:32:22 AM »

Quote from: dutchguy on May 23, 2011, 02:31:14 AM

Stimulate money transfer from wallet to bullshitcompany.......ch eck.

Shitting all of product out of arsehole into toilet.......check

DK II · « **Reply #11 on:** May 23, 2011, 02:36:48 AM »

Quote from: Schmoe Buster on May 23, 2011, 02:29:03 AM

LOL, if we want to train 3 times per day then we can just shoot 1cc Test suspension before each workout and swallow a few Halotestin tabs, then we get our pump on

works also a lot better, lol.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #12 on:** May 23, 2011, 02:36:55 AM »

Quote from: Schmoe Buster on May 23, 2011, 02:32:22 AM

Shitting all of product out of arsehole into toilet.......check

End of BS thread.............check .

Maldoror · « **Reply #13 on:** May 23, 2011, 02:40:44 AM »

Biotest is total shit. You couldn't pay me to take that stuff.
Goddamn their marketing writeups piss me off... Pure snakeoil salesman techniques...

DK II · « **Reply #14 on:** May 23, 2011, 02:51:29 AM »

Quote from: Maldoror on May 23, 2011, 02:40:44 AM

Biotest is total shit. You couldn't pay me to take that stuff.
Goddamn their marketing writeups piss me off... Pure snakeoil salesman techniques...

I don't expect commercials to be honest, but the fuck they are writing is ridiculous.

Also that Thibadibadoo guy who's promoting their stuff, very funny.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #15 on:** May 23, 2011, 03:15:22 AM »

Fantastic product - buy at all cost!

DK II · « **Reply #16 on:** May 23, 2011, 03:19:05 AM »

Quote from: _bruce_ on May 23, 2011, 03:15:22 AM

Fantastic product - buy at all cost!

post a pic, you must be a monster.

Deicide · « **Reply #17 on:** May 23, 2011, 03:26:10 AM »

Quote from: DK II on May 23, 2011, 03:19:05 AM

post a pic, you must be a monster.

Warum aehneln manchmal japanische Kanji traditionellem Chinesisch und manchmal vereinfachtem?

Beispiel:

龍 traditionell 龙 (vereinfacht)

国 vereinfacht 國 (traditionell)

Es waren doch getrennte Bewegungen in dem jeweiligen Land, oder?

DK II · « **Reply #18 on:** May 23, 2011, 03:46:21 AM »

Quote from: Deicide on May 23, 2011, 03:26:10 AM

Warum aehneln manchmal japanische Kanji traditionellem Chinesisch und manchmal vereinfachtem?

Beispiel:

龍 traditionell 龙 (vereinfacht)

国 vereinfacht 國 (traditionell)

Es waren doch getrennte Bewegungen in dem jeweiligen Land, oder?

Keine Ahnung.

Deicide · « **Reply #19 on:** May 23, 2011, 03:49:30 AM »

Quote from: DK II on May 23, 2011, 03:46:21 AM

Keine Ahnung.

Scheisse...wie kann ich sowas herausfinden?

Ich finde das Thema faszinierend!

DK II · « **Reply #20 on:** May 23, 2011, 03:51:47 AM »

Quote from: Deicide on May 23, 2011, 03:49:30 AM

Scheisse...wie kann ich sowas herausfinden?

Ich finde das Thema faszinierend!

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ky%C5%ABjitai

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Langzeichen

Deicide · « **Reply #21 on:** May 23, 2011, 03:58:07 AM »

Quote from: DK II on May 23, 2011, 03:51:47 AM

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ky%C5%ABjitai

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Langzeichen

Danke. Ich hatte keine Ahnung, dass Japan 1946 diese Schriftreform durchgefuehrt hat!

Luolamies · « **Reply #22 on:** May 23, 2011, 05:08:49 AM »

If they ever would make a "groundbreaking/non BS" product nobody would buy it because of these ridiculous claims.

PS. HMB still feel like deca...

Krankenstein · « **Reply #23 on:** May 23, 2011, 05:11:01 AM »

Quote from: DK II on May 23, 2011, 03:19:05 AM

post a pic, you must be a monster.

I think you missed the sarcasm in that members post.

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #24 on:** May 23, 2011, 05:33:13 AM »

I was --> this <-- close in making a thread dedicated to this new scam a few days ago. They are going crazy for this shit! They had to get on their knees and beg so they would be sent this snake oil for free in a flashy container. It's good target group control and manipulation, I give them that.

Quote from: DK II on May 23, 2011, 02:51:29 AM

Also that Thibadibadoo guy who's promoting their stuff, very funny.

If he gains 20 pounds of muscle with every new magic formula, why does he still look like shit?