Author Topic: Fat Panda - due to return in competition condition......................  (Read 4636 times)

pillowtalk

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 3674
  • Sent on my BlackBerry® from Vodafone
Well folks.

It's that time we are but days away from June, which is when the obese nutrition guru (AKA - Fat Panda) said he would return to 'GB' - sub 10% body fat!!

NOW, having seen his little spare (box) room (cupboard under the stairs) with an Argos bench & some adjustable dumb bells  ::)
I know this tasks to be impossible, not to mention his complete lack of understanding, when it comes to any-thing relating to macro-nutrient composition - vs - cardio.

Having been sub 10% on numerous occasions my self, & knowing the obese one.
I would put every-thing I own (including my brand, business) on the proverbial, Poker table, that he has got more chance of getting to the top of mount Everest (unassisted by oxygen, a feat few in the world can master) than he has of posting pics here in a week or so at sub 10%.

So, come on 'FP' it's put the fuck up, or shut the fuck up time.
Or did you get run off the board for good last time we roasted your ass?? oh, & don't bother to say we never got under your skin because those last x2 threads you started before you went in-to hibernation, were just pure gold mate  ;)

So, let's be having you fat-boy.............
Step up to the plate (much more than usual, muffle laughter).

Here is a sneak preview (that I acquired from my people in the know) of the condition he was holding just last week.
Don't forget that due to his total lack of understanding, of all things tech based (especially goetagging on I-phone pics, we know where he lives)

So here he is getting reading for another day of cardio am - weights mid afternoon & a day of plain fish, boiled Eggs, Chicken breast & steamed veggies........
PT
Growth/noob loves me

WillGrant

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 21058
  • Ron is Watching

Captain Equipoise

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 12927
  • back from the dead...
He won't recover...


Mr Nobody

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 40197
  • Falcon gives us new knowledge every single day.
Where did he go anyway used to be here all the time?

DK II

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 31269
  • Call me 4 steroids: 571-332-2588 or 571-249-4163
He won't recover...




LOL, he won't.

Even 4 months on HGH, test, tren and a bb diet couldn't give him a decent physique.

kiwiol

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 18393
  • Who is John Galt?
Have a break, have a Kit Kat...

...or if you're fatpanda, 6 chunky Kit Kats

Coach is Back!

  • Competitors
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 61758
  • It’s All Bullshit
I thought I saw Panda fighting Frank Mir tonight.....but I could be wrong.

Captain Equipoise

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 12927
  • back from the dead...

LOL, he won't.

Even 4 months on HGH, test, tren and a bb diet couldn't give him a decent physique.

brother, 6 months of a low calorie diet and boatloads of clen and dnp wouldn't make him skinny

Maldoror

  • Time Out
  • Getbig III
  • *
  • Posts: 325
  • Getbig!
He probably offed himself after he left. Don't count on him ever coming back.
On the flipside, he's probably lean and bone-dry by now.  8)

DK II

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 31269
  • Call me 4 steroids: 571-332-2588 or 571-249-4163
Have a break, have a KitKat...

...or if you're fatpanda, 6 chunky KitKats

and a longer break....

 
brother, 6 months of a low calorie diet and boatloads of clen and dnp wouldn't make him skinny


 ;D ;D ;D



FlexGuns

  • Getbig III
  • ***
  • Posts: 485
 :)

Captain Equipoise

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 12927
  • back from the dead...
the chaos photoshops were epic, I think they started the lonely walk down the road to suicide for fp

FlexGuns

  • Getbig III
  • ***
  • Posts: 485
Have a break, have a KitKat...

...or if you're fatpanda, 6 chunky KitKats

LOL  ;D

The Showstoppa

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 26879
  • Call the vet, cause these pythons are sick!
sexy bitch

chaos

  • Moderator
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 59792
  • Ron "There is no freedom of speech here" Avidan
the chaos photoshops were epic, I think they started the lonely walk down the road to suicide for fp

I can't take credit for that series of photoshops.

The only thing I ever did to his pic.............
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

lovemonkey

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 7750
  • Two kinds of people; Those that can extrapolate
Hmm this one's familiar  ;D

from incomplete data

mass243

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 12873
  • On right side of the history!
Hahahahah! Fat Panda... one of the most epic characters on GB  8)  ;D

I miss the constant bashing on him! Those were good times. I really hope he comes back... but he won't.
Disturbia did a good work also  ;D



Meso_z

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 17954
Hahahahah! Fat Panda... one of the most epic characters on GB  8)  ;D

I miss the constant bashing on him! Those were good times. I really hope he comes back... but he won't.
Disturbia did a good work also  ;D



hahahaha

JimmyJam1974

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 5779
  • "No sir, the ball ain't heavy." - Herschel Walker
He is seeking nutritional advice from Pumpster
U

Mr Nobody

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 40197
  • Falcon gives us new knowledge every single day.
He is seeking nutritional advice from Pumpster
8)

Deicide

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 22921
  • Reapers...
8)

I still can't believe that Pumpster was lying straight through his teeth the whole time...incredible.
I hate the State.

Palpatine Q

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 24132
  • Disdain/repugnance....Version 3: glare variation B
I still can't believe that Pumpster was lying straight through his teeth the whole time...incredible.

He actually said to me with a straight face.."my upper body is comparable to yours and my legs are much better."

And people wonder why when they don't post a pic, they are pretty much written off

Deicide

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 22921
  • Reapers...
He actually said to me with a straight face.."my upper body is comparable to yours and my legs are much better."

And people wonder why when they don't post a pic, they are pretty much written off

That and he used to dispense training advices...really no explanation for how he ended up like that.
I hate the State.

Palpatine Q

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 24132
  • Disdain/repugnance....Version 3: glare variation B
That and he used to dispense training advices...really no explanation for how he ended up like that.

For YEARS dude........that's fucked up.

I have said many times there are some very weird people on this site.....like "mental patient" weird

Captain Equipoise

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 12927
  • back from the dead...
I can't take credit for that series of photoshops.

The only thing I ever did to his pic.............


Whoever did it was genius, the guy honestly thought he looked better then me... LOL