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Agnostic007

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Just returned from 7 days at the Secrets Maroma resort
« on: June 15, 2011, 12:44:07 PM »
It's an all inclusive high end resort in Playa Del Carmen Mexico. The food was very good, the beach amazing and the drinks plentiful. After 7 days of non stop eating and drinking I thought it would be a good idea to grab a Johnny Rocket burger at the Cancun Airport....

Fast forward 4 days and I'm 8 lbs down thanks for a bout of food poisoning. Couldn't have asked for better timing and an easy way to shed those extra unwanted pounds.. I should write a diet book that prescribes drinking and eating what you want, followed by a burger from a mexican fast food place.

   
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Re: Just returned from 7 days at the Secrets Maroma resort
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2011, 12:48:42 PM »
make sure you include a section on dealig with the runs post 9-11. 
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Re: Just returned from 7 days at the Secrets Maroma resort
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2011, 12:50:02 PM »
Welcome back.
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Re: Just returned from 7 days at the Secrets Maroma resort
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2011, 03:39:42 PM »
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Re: Just returned from 7 days at the Secrets Maroma resort
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2011, 04:29:42 PM »
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Re: Just returned from 7 days at the Secrets Maroma resort
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2011, 04:51:54 PM »
was this for your honeymoon?

any pics of the resort
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Re: Just returned from 7 days at the Secrets Maroma resort
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2011, 04:56:47 PM »
Quote from: Runningmom on June 15, 2011, 04:51:54 PM
was this for your honeymoon?

any pics of the resort

Write this shit on his facebook wall
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Re: Just returned from 7 days at the Secrets Maroma resort
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2011, 05:09:01 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on June 15, 2011, 04:56:47 PM
Write this shit on his facebook wall

why
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Re: Just returned from 7 days at the Secrets Maroma resort
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2011, 05:10:26 PM »
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Re: Just returned from 7 days at the Secrets Maroma resort
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Re: Just returned from 7 days at the Secrets Maroma resort
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2011, 06:58:58 AM »
If you google Secrets Maroma Beach there are a lot of pics. It was in Yahoo's recent article about the top 10 best all inclusive resorts. I had no complaints with the place whatsoever.

One of the pics is from our room balcony. We had the second floor. The 1st floors have a "swim out" pool which was pretty cool too.
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Re: Just returned from 7 days at the Secrets Maroma resort
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2011, 07:01:16 AM »
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Re: Just returned from 7 days at the Secrets Maroma resort
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2011, 07:36:15 AM »
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Re: Just returned from 7 days at the Secrets Maroma resort
« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2011, 07:39:45 AM »
last ones.... We did the ceremony on the beach at Sunset. It was pretty cool. Low stress wedding for sure.
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Re: Just returned from 7 days at the Secrets Maroma resort
« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2011, 07:45:15 AM »
Great pics!  Cute couple.

Congratulations on your marriage (may God bless it  :)  :D )...your wife is a beauty!
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Re: Just returned from 7 days at the Secrets Maroma resort
« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2011, 07:48:01 AM »
looking like a swollen cock.  

any nudes of the wife?

also, did you feel unsafe down there?  this is in mexico?  maybe i'm being a racist, but i don't feel too hot about mexico these days.
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Re: Just returned from 7 days at the Secrets Maroma resort
« Reply #16 on: June 16, 2011, 07:52:04 AM »
Quote from: ManBearPig... on June 16, 2011, 07:48:01 AM
looking like a swollen cock.  

any nudes of the wife?

also, did you feel unsafe down there?  this is in mexico?  maybe i'm being a racist, but i don't feel too hot about mexico these days.

I wouldn't be caught dead (pun intended) in several border towns, Mexico City, and a couple other places that are currently hotbeds for violence. But Cancun, Playa area is at this time very safe. Most resorts are in gated properties with armed guards at the gates. Playa's location in relation to the violence is like being in Texas and hearing about shootings in Detroit. 
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Re: Just returned from 7 days at the Secrets Maroma resort
« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2011, 07:54:52 AM »
Quote from: ManBearPig... on June 16, 2011, 07:48:01 AM
looking like a swollen cock.  

any nudes of the wife?

also, did you feel unsafe down there?  this is in mexico?  maybe i'm being a racist, but i don't feel too hot about mexico these days.

A friend of mine was down there recently and asked about all the "security" roaming the beach.  Someone told her it wasn't security, but the drug cartel who they said ran many of the resorts.

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Re: Just returned from 7 days at the Secrets Maroma resort
« Reply #18 on: June 16, 2011, 08:12:17 AM »
Quote from: Butterbean on June 16, 2011, 07:54:52 AM
A friend of mine was down there recently and asked about all the "security" roaming the beach.  Someone told her it wasn't security, but the drug cartel who they said ran many of the resorts.



I never saw any security on the beach, but I've heard cartels launder money through the resorts though I don't know that for a fact.
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Re: Just returned from 7 days at the Secrets Maroma resort
« Reply #19 on: June 16, 2011, 08:14:56 AM »
Quote from: Butterbean on June 16, 2011, 07:45:15 AM
Great pics!  Cute couple.

Congratulations on your marriage (may God bless it  :)  :D )...your wife is a beauty!

Thanks!
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Re: Just returned from 7 days at the Secrets Maroma resort
« Reply #20 on: June 16, 2011, 08:39:22 AM »
You DID see the cartel when you were there. I came back from there in April. The police in brown uniforms basically make a living out of drugs and prostitution.  All set up so you have to bribe them. Absolutely beautiful place though. Did things there I've everyone in my life.100% recommended.
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Re: Just returned from 7 days at the Secrets Maroma resort
« Reply #21 on: June 16, 2011, 08:40:45 AM »
Beautiful wife ! Finally, a GetBigger that can back up his claims ! Lol. Nice.  8)
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Re: Just returned from 7 days at the Secrets Maroma resort
« Reply #22 on: June 16, 2011, 09:02:59 AM »
Quote from: The_Iron_Disciple on June 16, 2011, 08:40:45 AM
Beautiful wife ! Finally, a GetBigger that can back up his claims ! Lol. Nice.  8)

Thanks, best part is (I know this won't sound getbigger) that she is beautiful inside too. A real sweetheart who loves to laugh
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Re: Just returned from 7 days at the Secrets Maroma resort
« Reply #23 on: June 16, 2011, 09:11:06 AM »
Congrats on the wedding and great looking wife!

I went there last December and am going again next month.

But according to the ever-wealthy "Parker" Mexico is where cheap people go to  ::)
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Re: Just returned from 7 days at the Secrets Maroma resort
« Reply #24 on: June 16, 2011, 09:39:43 AM »
Quote from: bigbobs on June 16, 2011, 09:11:06 AM
Congrats on the wedding and great looking wife!

I went there last December and am going again next month.

But according to the ever-wealthy "Parker" Mexico is where cheap people go to  ::)

Could be, but there were people from London, Sweden, Germany, Japan etc there who probably could have went anywhere. There are cheaper places to stay around the area I was in, but this particular place was not all that cheap. I wouldn't stay there again unless I got a great deal as it was a bit too pricey for me overall. Could be I'm cheap  :D
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