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Re: Massive G: Internet Guru Who Actually Gets You HUGE
« Reply #50 on: June 20, 2011, 10:43:46 AM »
LOOK AT THAT QUOTE. AND LOOK AT THE WAY GH15 MAKES FUN OF HIS LOVER AND HIS LOVERS METHODS. IF  SOMEONE DID SOMETHING TO UR GIRLFRIEND, UD ACCUSE ANYBODY U COULD TO.

SAME WITH MASSIVE G-DANTA AND WHAT GH15 SAYS. ITS CALLED EMOTIONAL REACTION BUT IN A WRITTEN FORM.

GRASS FED CREATINE THAT PENETRATES UR EARS AT NIGHT.

But that has nothing to do with me. I never said a word to or about him.

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Re: Massive G: Internet Guru Who Actually Gets You HUGE
« Reply #51 on: June 20, 2011, 10:44:39 AM »
wow... skip realy looks piss poor, he must sharpen his other pics up... ive got to say, i was intrigued by the skip load( shit load ), does anyone know the actual protocol?, there is more to it than pizzahut and doughnuts....

intense muscle is the weirdest board ive ever graced, id liken them all to hardline christians or muzlims, totally brainwashed!!!!

ITS JUST LIKE CARB LOADING I THINK. U EAT FAT FREE/LOW FAT CARBS(ANY) AT HIGH AMOUNTS FOR A PERIOD OF TIME DEPENDENT ON CURRENT CONDITION, WEIGH INS, APPEARANCE TIME.
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Re: Massive G: Internet Guru Who Actually Gets You HUGE
« Reply #52 on: June 20, 2011, 10:47:57 AM »
But that has nothing to do with me. I never said a word to or about him.

DESPERATE MEASURES CALL FOR IRRATIONAL BEHAVIOR.
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Re: Massive G: Internet Guru Who Actually Gets You HUGE
« Reply #53 on: June 20, 2011, 10:48:28 AM »
There is no fail safe method to carb up and hit your peak everytime. It's a crap shoot a best.

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Re: Massive G: Internet Guru Who Actually Gets You HUGE
« Reply #54 on: June 20, 2011, 10:49:21 AM »
DESPERATE MEASURES CALL FOR IRRATIONAL BEHAVIOR.

Agreed

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Re: Massive G: Internet Guru Who Actually Gets You HUGE
« Reply #55 on: June 20, 2011, 10:50:02 AM »
WHAT DID YOU SAY ? CAPS...?

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Re: Massive G: Internet Guru Who Actually Gets You HUGE
« Reply #56 on: June 20, 2011, 10:54:32 AM »
There is no fail safe method to carb up and hit your peak everytime. It's a crap shoot a best.

YEAH BUT I BET SKIP WOULD HAVE A SLIGHTLY BETTER GUESS THAN SOMEONE ELSE CONSIDERING HE DOES IT WITH OTHER PEOPLE ALL THE TIME. GOTTA CREDIT SOME EXPERIENCE. BUT WOULD I PAY FOR JUST THAT ADVICE PRETTY MUCH? LOLOLOL NEVER. ESPECIALY WHEN HE LOOKS LIKE SHIT HIMSELF.

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Re: Massive G: Internet Guru Who Actually Gets You HUGE
« Reply #57 on: June 20, 2011, 11:00:32 AM »
I'm sorry, but why would anyone take advice from a person that shows up to a contest clearly displaying a very thick film of fat/water, coupled with terrible structure and obvious weak points that need a few more years worth of work to repair?

I don't know the guy, so he might be pretty swell, but if he claims to be a guru, should he not at least take his own advice seriously?



Also, as a side note, Jim/Disgusted is an excellent trainer/prep guy.  Have I ever worked with him? No.  But based on the miracles this man was able to perform on Kamali, I'd say he is very experienced and capable of producing amazing results for his clients.

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Re: Massive G: Internet Guru Who Actually Gets You HUGE
« Reply #58 on: June 20, 2011, 11:03:28 AM »
YEAH BUT I BET SKIP WOULD HAVE A SLIGHTLY BETTER GUESS THAN SOMEONE ELSE CONSIDERING HE DOES IT WITH OTHER PEOPLE ALL THE TIME. GOTTA CREDIT SOME EXPERIENCE. BUT WOULD I PAY FOR JUST THAT ADVICE PRETTY MUCH? LOLOLOL NEVER. ESPECIALY WHEN HE LOOKS LIKE SHIT HIMSELF.



I've been experimenting with carb loading for over 20 years and have compared notes with many "gurus" and trust me it's not an exact science. Some guys like to pretend they have a "special" protocol when it comes to contest prep and most of the time after the show they spend more time on talking about what went wrong and how next time will be different.  ;D

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« Reply #59 on: June 20, 2011, 11:05:05 AM »
Also, as a side note, Jim/Disgusted is an excellent trainer/prep guy.  Have I ever worked with him? No.  But based on the miracles this man was able to perform on Kamali, I'd say he is very experienced and capable of producing amazing results for his clients.

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Re: Massive G: Internet Guru Who Actually Gets You HUGE
« Reply #60 on: June 20, 2011, 11:13:07 AM »
I've been experimenting with carb loading for over 20 years and have compared notes with many "gurus" and trust me it's not an exact science. Some guys like to pretend they have a "special" protocol when it comes to contest prep and most of the time after the show they spend more time on talking about what went wrong and how next time will be different.  ;D

Of course. Anyone with half a brain could see that, obviously the bodybuilding scene is full of at best half-brainers. WHY they do it in the first place is beyond me, just coast in to the show a bit flatter and take no risk OR start eating the carbs earlier beforehand?

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Re: Massive G: Internet Guru Who Actually Gets You HUGE
« Reply #61 on: June 20, 2011, 11:22:32 AM »
Of course. Anyone with half a brain could see that, obviously the bodybuilding scene is full of at best half-brainers. WHY they do it in the first place is beyond me, just coast in to the show a bit flatter and take no risk OR start eating the carbs earlier beforehand?

Always chose to be on the side of being just slightly flat. I don't even like to use the word flat, but I will in this instance for lack of a better term. When you are on stage and shredded with the right amount of water in your muscles you will look big and full and never flat, but I guarantee you that if you are just slightly spilled over you will look fat on stage under those lights. I'll also guarantee that you will look freaky under the fluorescent bath room lights of your hotel room all carbed up and this is where a lot of guys make their biggest mistake.

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Re: Massive G: Internet Guru Who Actually Gets You HUGE
« Reply #62 on: June 20, 2011, 12:17:54 PM »
There is no fail safe method to carb up and hit your peak everytime. It's a crap shoot a best.

^THIS^

Always different results no matter what you do.

Top priority is being in top  condition above anything else.

Best thing to do is stick to eating the foods that got you into your  top condition for the last 16-20 weeks or so..........or however long it took you to prep.

Last minute "tricks" usually don`t work as well as you would have thought they would and have ruined a lot of long months of prep for a lot of people.


"Skiploading" is not a new concept at all,just a new name "invented" by Skip.........key again if you`re gonna` eat garbage is to be 4-5 % to begin with,watch the mirror,and you still may ruin everything any fucking way.

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Re: Massive G: Internet Guru Who Actually Gets You HUGE
« Reply #63 on: June 20, 2011, 12:22:12 PM »
Back when I was a mod on Mayhem there was a pic of Massive G posted there in the moderators section.............I beleive he removed it fairly quickly.

My summation of his build:

Big big guy,unshaven,tank top,very bulky,but as I said very big..........kind of like a different version of Dante`!!


Again,I always liked Massive G,still do, but I can`t go for the 300 pound offseason look that these guys sport all year `round...........it`s not bodybuilding IMO............just permabulking with lots of food and gear.

Being huge, and huge only for huges sake, and always staying in that kind of shape, just to be one of the big guys is stupid.........what`s the point,so you can look big in the grocery store in front of the uninformed masses? ???

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Re: Massive G: Internet Guru Who Actually Gets You HUGE
« Reply #64 on: June 20, 2011, 12:54:15 PM »
When I asked Massive G  ::) to prove I was Gh 15 or be a man and admit he lied his answer to me was he didn't like how I posted on Getbig, trying to quickly change the subject. I guarentee he has a gimmick account on here.

It was very obvious he referred to you without actually saying it point blank. He's a bitch ass coward. I don't know if you are or know who gh15 is (very much doubt the former) but he showed no proof. Strong accusations like that require proof; like you said especially considering the subject matter in gh15's posts.

It would be very strange if you were gh15 considering how gh15 has been on your former client's ass recently... Coach "The Twister".  :D

Back when I was a mod on Mayhem there was a pic of Massive G posted there in the moderators section.............I beleive he removed it fairly quickly.

My summation of his build:

Big big guy,unshaven,tank top,very bulky,but as I said very big..........kind of like a different version of Dante`!!


Again,I always liked Massive G,still do but I can`t go for the 300 pound offseason look that these guys sport all year `round...........it`s not bodybuilding IMO............just permabulking with lots of food and gear.

I'm pretty sure it's a pic that's been posted here before. Upper body, sideways arm bent showing a big hairy fat ass?

These health promoters are now dealing with side effects of their healthy bodybuilding, eating blood pressure meds, reducing their body weights despite not wanting to, just so they wont keel over, needing life long HRT therapy etc.  ::)

And look at the Skiploader. Imagine the amount of gear you have shoot to build that amount scar tissue and lumps on your ass and delts.

But no, it's Buselmo, Disgusted, myself and a few others who are the "all drugs" guys, the ones who recommend drug abuse. What a joke.  ::)

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Re: Massive G: Internet Guru Who Actually Gets You HUGE
« Reply #65 on: June 20, 2011, 01:05:07 PM »
QFT !!!

PS-I do believe we are talking about the same pic of Massive.

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Re: Massive G: Internet Guru Who Actually Gets You HUGE
« Reply #66 on: June 20, 2011, 01:11:02 PM »
So, is it me or is everyone (including the mods) at MM a total shithead


....I mean, even Razorripped has screwed over people from what I've heard


and don't get me started on that casa lana dora thread

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Re: Massive G: Internet Guru Who Actually Gets You HUGE
« Reply #67 on: June 20, 2011, 01:14:39 PM »
I believe Mayhem is completely offline these days.

Razor Ripped posted on MD I think.......not Mayhem.


Some good peeps,some idiots just like anywhere else.

C`mon johnny.....ya` gotta` luv da` lana tread!!   ;D

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Re: Massive G: Internet Guru Who Actually Gets You HUGE
« Reply #68 on: June 20, 2011, 01:32:58 PM »
The board is gone. It died a slow death. A little too much puppies and kittens, lovey-dovey bs for me.

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Re: Massive G: Internet Guru Who Actually Gets You HUGE
« Reply #69 on: June 20, 2011, 01:33:32 PM »
Massive Gyno is a "guru" these days?  What is the world coming to.

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« Reply #70 on: June 20, 2011, 01:34:27 PM »


C`mon johnny.....ya` gotta` luv da` lana tread!!   ;D


that thread gave me diabetes

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« Reply #71 on: June 20, 2011, 01:35:43 PM »

that thread gave me diabetes

LMAO

she's a nice lady though

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« Reply #72 on: June 20, 2011, 01:38:37 PM »
LMAO

she's a nice lady though

She is nice but I would refer to her as Little Bo Peep. She had so many "sheep" followers it was ridiculous.

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Re: Massive G: Internet Guru Who Actually Gets You HUGE
« Reply #73 on: June 20, 2011, 01:47:25 PM »
Lana is a nice person,but the thread was sickeningly sweet,or just plain sickening.

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Re: Massive G: Internet Guru Who Actually Gets You HUGE
« Reply #74 on: June 20, 2011, 03:53:23 PM »
the worst one of the bunch is the lightheavyweight dude with the biggest ego ever... a black guy

don't remember his handle

he keeps saying he is the thickest and strongest and blablabla on praticaly no sauce, but has a banner of GEARdepot in everyone of his post haha

what's the fuckers name... can't remember it